You Wouldn't

By Will Gibb, Pat CliftonComedy Society & Culture Relationships

Typical duration
53 min
per episode
If it hooks
90%
finish an episode

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You Wouldn't episodes

September 06 We Are Cucks
Will explains why he is a bad boy and Pat kicks up a stink about being tied to the English.

Will Swearing at the Pub
Steve Irwin TV Special
Union Jack
Free Parking
Old Woman Banking Improv
Singers Falling Through the Stage
The Universal
Empathy
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56 min
September 02 Hippos Aren’t Dangerous
Will wants to get a snake and Pat has lost his love for Outer Banks.

Quite and Quiet
Blind Ranking Random Things
White and Gold Dress
Outer Banks New Season
Hippos
Will’s New Pet
Hotlines
Whisper Man
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59 min
August 30 “Hey, anyone wanna dock?”
Will has a big call for the defining moment of 2026. Pat wants to buy an island.

Who Invented Butt Chugging?
Docking
56 Days
Dolly Parton
Nepal Disaster
GTA 6 Sneak Peek
Pat Wants To Buy an Island
Melbourne Comedy
Hotlines
Naturopath
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56 min
August 26 Damage Control
After receiving backlash from the recent news, the boys go into damage control. The boys discuss the unwritten rules of splitting a dinner and Kyle played AFL.

Damage Control
Paying Back Rules
Kyle Played AFL
The Mutiny
Human Trafficking
Rogue TV Shows
Hotlines
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1 hr 8 min
August 23 Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History
The boys reveal the biggest news in the entire history of the podcast.

Come Dine With Me
Pat’s Sleep Schedule
Kissing Dogs
Cunnilingus
Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History
Hard Quiz
Kyle’s AI Segment
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59 min
August 19 Hot People Suck
Will shares his opinion on hot people and why they shouldn’t be trusted. Pat gets held up in traffic by an old guy.

Will’s Peak Gym Era
Hot People Suck
TikTok Trend Of Interesting Traits
Old Person at Traffic Light
Reminiscing on First Cones
Macca Bay Maggots Semi Final
Sopha Dopha Gluten Free Debate
Hotlines
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1 hr 6 min
August 16 Waking Up Before 9
Movie night tomorrow night 7pm!! Join us in the patreon

Meta Meeting
Awkward Brand Deal Zoom Call
Waking Up Early
Elevator Technician Improv
Macca Bay Maggots Update
Hotlines
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48 min
August 12 The Sausage Sizzle Next Door
Will talks shit on the City2Surf and the boys discover the neighbourhood cannibal.

Real Estate Agent
Defence Lawyers
Cannibal Neighbour
10 Most Popular Jobs
Catacombs
City2Surf
Parents Hit and Run
Hotline
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54 min
August 09 Gucci Guilty
Pat does a huge poo in Will’s toilet and Will gets scammed by a landlord.

Chicken Salt
Clitty’s Big Poo in Will’s House
Pats Admission
The Housing Market
Politics
What Law Would You Put In?
Hotlines
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59 min
August 08 Jake Howie the Baddie
Jake Howie, the ‘Baddie,’ joins the boys to talk about love life, the worst comedians in Australia, and the top conspiracies.

How Will and Jake Met
Singing
Jake’s Baddie Skits
Top 5 Worst Comedians
Jake’s Love Life
Flying Anxiety
Cave Diving Incident
Top Conspiracies
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1 hr 7 min

About You Wouldn't

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Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing.

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