Just when you thought it was safe, the bad boys of podcasting are hitting your veins with an 8ball of laughs. Join Mike and Jesse as they tackle topics like sex, religion, UFOs and..parking tickets!? Take one look at this messed up world through their eyes and you’ll never be the same again!Segments: Intro, Cumming Diarrhea, “The Dentist Story”, Farting the ABCs, Shitty Horse and more.Bonus: Mike uses a hitachi magic wand on Jesse for 20 minutes (loud)Music for YKS is provided by: The Hell Yeah Babies -- www.thehellyeahbabies.com Drew Toothpaste -- www.theworstthingsforsale.comand Mark Brendle

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where are all the white women at?! Well, we don't know, but they sure aren't on this podcast! It's a real boys club on YKS this week, and your humble mumblers in chief are here to very heterosexually discuss the racist statue factory, the infamous Two Darrens Problem, and the mysterious fate of a long lost YKS segment. For more Bubba the Love Sponge theories and impressions of Burning Sandies, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where hours and hours of "Let's get back on track here, JF" await!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys are back and on this week's episode, they're taking a bite out of the perils of achieving self-love, violating the Earth's TOS, what my dude looks like a freakin cross between, and much, much more. For EVEN more on Ben-Wa Balls and the problems with Disney's Frozen, check out the official YKS Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where dozens of hours of bonus content awaits!Music for YKS is provided by: - Drew of TheWorstThingsForSale.com- The Hell Yeah Babies www.thehellyeahbabies.com- Mark Friggin' Brendle

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Awwww hell yeah! The boys are about to do it! Remember that, from a while ago? Well, Jesse and Mike do, and they also remember that scene from The Matrix where Neo bends the spoon. Of course, that's what this week's episode is REALLY about, but in addition, the guys talk about making shit happen in 2018, sexualizing phone use in the classroom, and watermelon statistics. It's YourKickstarterSucks for yet another week! My god, it's heaven on Earth!For more joke analysis and dog food taste tests, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where in exchange for a nominal donation, you will receive access to an expansive backlog of quality YKS content!Music for YKS is provided by: 
Our Friend Mark Brendle
Drew Toothpaste (www.TheWorstThingsForSale.com
The Hell Yeah Babies (www.TheHellYeahBabies.com)
Thanks, gang.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The 'boys are NOT messing around this week...just kidding! They are! Mike and Jesse are talking everything from the big healthcare bill to Mike's Great Kool-Aid Story, and you absolutely GOTTA download this bad boy to get all the goods! Check it out!!!!For more cheer and good fun, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for bonus eps and much (less) more!Music for YKS is provided by: - Our Friend Mark Brendle- Drew Toothpaste (www.TheWorstThingsForSale.com- The Hell Yeah Babies (www.TheHellYeahBabies.com)and Dave Shaw. Thanks gang!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TK TK TK Jesse Don't Forget To Write a Description For This Episode Before We Upload it. Again, Don't Upload This Episode Until We Think of a Decent Description for the Description Box on iTunes. Thanks, Mike TK TK TK TKP.S. What Are You Doing This Weekend. Do You Want To Hang Out Friday Night or Saturday Night. Write Back MikeMusic: The Hell Yeah Babies, Drew Toothpaste and Feathermeal

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well well well, if it isn't a brand new theme song! Big thanks to The Hell Yeah Babies for putting this together. Check 'em out at www.thehellyeahbabies.com. ALSO: we've got ghoulies, gamers, and brushing your teeth in the sexiest manner possible, plus your letters, PLUS just absolutely getting depressed and feeling awful all of the time! It's a brand new YKS right here on the YKS Podcast Network.For more rebranded shit from TaoBao, check out our bonus episodes over at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And of course, www.yourkickstartersucks.com is also a place on the internet you can go to. Sorry. A place to which you can go.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do you remember that movie, Team America? The puppet thing. Alright, well, this episode is not really about that. It's about being a patriot, and loving your country, and surviving a nuclear war, and fidget spinner condoms, and McDonald's, and going hogwild on some damn nuggets. For MORE going hogwild on some damn nuggets, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and help us build our fallout shelter in the backyard.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's beef-startin' time! Season 2 chugs along as the boys take aim at all the sacred cows: ride sharing apps, pyramid schemes, and a certain political comedy podcast with, shall we say, lots of people on it. Now that's what we call a family feud! For more on what doctors do with the body parts they have to cut off of sick people, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The run of incredible, exclusive interviews continue as the inimitable Daniel Day-Lewis stops by for a fireside chat with the David Frost of YKS, Jesse Farrar. (Frequent Co-Host Mike makes an appearance sometime later in the program.) What does Day-Lewis want to say to his millions of adoring fans? What's next for the famously reclusive generational talent? Did anyone get a fidget spinner stuck up their ass? For all that and more, listen and subscribe to Your Kickstarter Sucks: The Podcast!And for even MORE, you're gonna want to go over to patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for the absolute top-tier shit that you can't get anywhere else. Like, primo shit. It rocks.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.