Your Kickstarter Sucks

Ohhhh baby! It's a new episode and a new theme song baby! @LydiaBurrell hopped back in the studio to give the boys a funky-phresh new sound that you're gonna have to hear to believe. Plus, we get a little taste of Optimus Mike, who shows up to help us do diaper math and the Ted Cruz Face Scrunch. THEN....a crucial update on what everyone was doing at the specific time we asked them to write us an email (mostly driving, which, not great). For more of our favorite freshwater boys, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And I'll just tell you right now, we don't know a lot about fish.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the majestic Mark Brendle.

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Jesse and Mike are once again back in the studio, wearing headphones, opening cans into the microphones, sitting down, and all the classic things they're known for on today's episode of YKS. Don't look at my wife! For even more two smart guys content, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for this episode of YKS is provided by:Twitter's @LydiaBurrellDrew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and the superlative Mark Brendle.

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Wait just a minute....WHO'S F*&%^##%(ing Matt Damon here? It's YKS! And it's time to talk about Cat Poison. Mike and JF hit the scams of the week with their trusty sidekick Terrible Christopher, and stop along the way to discuss the shame of having a one-sock-son, the sharp rise in door stop costs, and the delicate precipice of balls quality.To make a donation in honor of listener Emma Leckey, go to https://beechwood.permavita.com/site/EmmaLisaAntunesLeckey.html?s=80 and read about the causes her family has chosen to support. And for more on what French guys are lacking, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Many, some would say too many, bonus hours of content await you.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com), and the muscular Mark Brendle.

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It's time to talk about Kanye West. Just kidding. Or, I don't know, maybe. Do it on your own time. This is about other stuff. For example: remembering the "Internet as a series of tubes" guy, who is now dead, why our sons hate making deals, 5th Dimensional Shifts, and VUDU Gift Cards. Plus, the complete guide to growing taters in space, and a couple letters for good measure.For more thoughts on which characters in movies should ultimately be named Tom Cruise, head on over to The Flat Earth Network at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Especially if you're a big fan of Vancouver-based stand-up comedians.Music for this episode of YKS is provided by:Twitter's @lydiaburrellDrew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and the one and only Mark Brendle.

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Best friends gather round the communal iPod, it's time once again for Your Kickstarter Sucks! On today's blister-packed episode, the boys are talkin' MySpace's enormous data hoard, YKSchella, a review of Marvelous (Infinite) War, baby necks, Syria's billboards, and stabbing a....panda????!!!????? Unbelievable! Plus, Mike debuts his highly anticipated Bernie Sanders impression and we read your letters.For more ass crimes, check out Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucks. There's more episodes on there. It's a finite amount of them, but I don't think that makes them bad necessarily. Music for this episode of YKS is provided courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.comTwitter's @lydiaburrelland Maniac Mark Brendle

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52 episodes...52 cards in a deck, not including the jokers. But lucky for you, this show DOES count the jokers. And there's two of 'em (they're the hosts). On this instant classic episode of YKS, Mike and Jesse riff on the saddest part of loved ones dying, sleeping in the trash, bodies falling apart, bulletproof backpack scumbags and covering cat assholes. Plus, Mike reveals his secret Juggalo past, and the boys debut a new segment: The Kitty Kat Two Pack.For more idea on what to take with you into the teleportation machine from The Fly, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. There's some stuff on there, and it is nice.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.com, and the highly functional Mark Brendle.

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It's Episode 51 of Your Kickstarter Sucks! Featuring: Jesse's triumphant return, Mike's new age, the 24 hour poem and reasons you don't improvise a campaign video, Time Swapping, the calm, calm west, and that one Justin Timberlake flick, do you remember it?For more blankets for old people, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and sign up for YKS Premium. YKS Premium -- "Not bad"!Music for YKS is courtesy of Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.com, and the powerful Mark Brendle.

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A celebratory and transformative episode of YKS. For more jokes that don't pay off in the episode, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. We're still doing that, even though the title of this episode makes it seem like we aren't.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.TheWorstThingsForSale.com, and the remarkable Mark Brendle.

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Drive time podcast heads, YKS is comin' at ya full blast with both barrels blazin! This week we've got a terrific haggis recipe, a recap of the Indiana Jones geography, intense Chuck "Lore", and more beard opinions than I frankly cared to hear. For more on casual uncle relationships and to be entered into a chance to win prizes in The YKS Gadget Hole, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Lots of bonus stuff on there, and it's pretty good. Not as good as Martin, but still good.Music for YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the incorrigible Mark Brendle.

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Episode 48. Just two more til we're done! On this week's show, Mike "Mikeman" Hale and Jesse Farrar aka "Two Kicks" are talking lookbook explainers, coffee time trials, phone phreakers, and whether there are any stores in Italy? Plus, a listener has a bone to pick with us over something other than our inflammatory comments on social media. Sorry about those, by the way.For more types of cup, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where a bunch of bonus episodes are just sitting around with their thumb up their ass. And if you'd like a shirt, they're at shop.yourkickstartersucks.com. They're pretty good shirts, also. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the muscular Mark Brendle.

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