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October 20, 2023 Nobody Cares You’re Offended
In this podcast episode, the host Rodney Smith aka Lord Petty, discusses a variety of controversial topics.
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He shares his views on climate protesters, the concept of oppression in America, and the reasons why Asians are good at math. Rodney also touches on the cultural and political tensions between various groups, including the Israel-Palestine conflict. He criticizes those who are easily offended and asserts that nobody is truly oppressed in the U.S. The podcast is a mix of humor, personal anecdotes, and social commentary, aiming to challenge mainstream narratives.
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In this episode of "Dangerous Misinformation," host Rodney Smith dives into a range of controversial topics with his trademark candidness and irreverent humor. He starts by discussing a video he saw of climate protesters attempting to stop a bus, expressing his skepticism about their methods and the effectiveness of their activism. Rodney goes on to touch upon sensitive subjects such as race, privilege, and oppression, challenging common narratives and societal norms. He questions the need for people to be offended by words, emphasizing his belief that being offended should not hold such significance in today's world. Rodney also delves into the issue of athletes being identified by their last names and questions the tradition, humorously pondering why some individuals can't just be known by their first names.
Throughout the episode, Rodney's raw and unfiltered perspective shines, urging listeners to question societal conventions and think critically about the issues discussed. While his opinions are controversial and provocative, Rodney encourages listeners to share the podcast, spreading what he humorously labels as "dangerous misinformation" to challenge mainstream thinking. The episode combines humor, sarcasm, and blunt honesty, making it a unique and thought-provoking listen for those who appreciate unfiltered commentary on various social and cultural topics.

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Greetings everybody, thank you for joining us on dangerous misinformation. Tune in. Today's we'll be talking about pressing topics such as climate protesters, sensitive people, why Asians are good at math and much, much, much more fun for the entire family. Appreciate you being here. Let's get into it.
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Greetings everybody. Welcome welcome welcome it is Friday. You've made it you've made it through an entire week without doing the dark thoughts on your mind. The dark thoughts. Maybe you did do some dark thoughts, if you did do some dark thoughts, tell me about it. I want to hear about it, and when I say dark thoughts I'm talking about crack and black girls. Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the number one source on the worldwide webs for dangerous misinformation. This is formerly known as the Lord Petty Podcast and you are here
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because
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the wonders of the world, the workings, the eternal energies of lifes brought you here and we are now forever mingled together. There's no going back. This is what it is this is what destiny's had in store for us. Please be sure to tell somebody about the podcast if you are a returning petty person, or if this is your first time tuning in I want to welcome you with open pasty Deutsch arms. I really appreciate you being here. Hopefully we can fill your day, brighten your day with some dangerous misinformation, teach you some things you may not know. Make your truckle a little bit nor for all just grow together and move through space and time. Zoo zombie, and if you don't know what zoo zombie means, it was a very a homosexual sounding way of saying the word tuzamin, which means together in German. How funny is that that tuzamin? That sounds like you know a medieval torture device or something like that, but it means together.
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So yeah, thank you for tuning in my name is Rodney Smith, your humble narrator, and let's dive into it. I saw a video this morning, right? There's a video going around of this bus which it looks like the bus is heading back to the UK carrying migrants or something like that probably, but I don't know. Maybe I'm just being racist
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and
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but the thing is, you see all these just you know, pussy granola, liberal white people standing in front of the bus trying to stop the bus from going and so what these people are are climate protesters? Okay, and the thing about climate protesters is they are a really, really, really bad image for the fact of climate change. I'm not even denying climate change. Okay, I'm not educated on the subject enough to even debate with it I'm gonna put my chips with the guys who are actual scientists.
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Okay,
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the Republicans like to call everything a conspiracy theory and there's a lot of mainstream conspiracy theories, but as you know, shit like the flat Earth or that. Humans have no impact on the world at all and low, low, low I don't know. I get kind of like weird, scared like I'm going to trust the people with the science degrees who study the Earth for a living more than I'm going to trust the people who have invested interest in oil. You know what I mean and I don't want an electric car. Don't get me wrong. I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't like electric cars.
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I want to step on a gas and hear that big rumble, but
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these climate protesters did. They make me want to go out and buy a diesel F 3. 50 and roll call because they just make me want the planet to be engulfed and smoke. They're just such a bad face for climate change. And how is it? Because here's where it gets me kind of skeptical? How is it the climate change is this thing where it's hard for me to really reject it? But then when I look at the people who are most involved with them like these people are fucking morons, they're standing, they're going
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stop,
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stop standing in front of this bus trying to stop cars with their hands like do they not realize that a fucking car can tow a boat? So what do you think a bus filled with 60 people you really think a bunch of and these people are sitting down in front of the bus okay, these people are sitting in front of the bus and they go. There's people in the street
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you idiot,
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so they're calling the bus driver and idiot. It's like you're the idiot. You think the bus is going to stop and you're sitting in the street and you think you can stop
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the bus,
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especially you know you've seen. I guess the difference is if it would have been like a like a BLM rally or something like that, they least would have been smart and thrown a brick through the windshield of the bus and yank the bus driver out and beat the shit out of them. That's how you stop the bus. You don't just stand the gun. Oh my God oh, you're gonna hurt the activists bro. You're standing in the street and plus how was stopping a car? How was a car just sitting in the road idling right? Like a big bus engine? God, I don't even know what the fuck type of engine is in a commercial bus. Right? A passenger bus considering they got a hall all these fucking burger eating whales around. You think that things got some serious horsepower. Okay
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and they gotta haul.
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They gotta haul all the poor fat white people around and why is it poor people are. I guess it's cause fast food is cheap, but vegetables are cheaper than fast food, you know. I mean, that's why I don't like fat people like if. You can't even control what you put in your mouth. How the fuck am I gonna trust you then anyways so the bus has a lot of power. Obviously right? So you get these skinny soy white people. They want to go stand in front of the bus and stop the bus from going anywhere and you think that is gonna tell the oil companies to stop drilling offshore or that's gonna tell the auto manufacturers to stop making cars, or that's gonna like shut down the beef industries because the cow farts allegedly are causing way more damage to the ozone layer. Then Leonardo to caprio's private jet, or you know all the celebrities going back and forth from epstein's Island which we will never see the logs of. We will see everything about Trump, Andrew Tate, Alex Jones, all these people who are just saying mean things we'll never see anything about the Epstein Islands list
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because they're gonna be distracted telling us about January 6 Brieters and the hilarious thing about that okay, the people that are moan. I'm not agreeing with January 6. That was a stupid thing. As soon as I saw I was like, oh my god, what are these people doing? But also that was pent up anger from watch and left wing protests for over a year. So that's one thing people like to throw to the side that a week before the entire fucking city of D. C. Was on fire. People protesting the cops and then as soon as we pulled the cops out everywhere just went to shit. Look at San Francisco and all these like big liberal cities, but anyways the people that were the most worked up about January 6. Ironically, a lot of these people are really citing with Palestine
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and
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not so much Palestine even but Hamas right? Like those are 2 separate entities and what Hamas did was go and
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over
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try to overthrow another region and they went in and they slaughtered civilians. So if you're more upset about a couple rednecks putting their feet on Nancy pelosi's office, you know, on her desk. If you're more upset about the rednecks putting their feet on Nancy pelosi's desk, then you are about terrorists taking gliders into a music festival and slaughtering a bunch of kids. There's something wrong with you. Um, I really didn't see the, but it makes sense. It makes sense while these like really left wing people are sighting with the Hamas shit because at the heart of it they're all just kind of terrorists that wanna blame everything on everybody else. Like do the Israelis treat them kind of shitty? Yes, they obviously do, and I don't know the depths of it. But the Hamas people are obviously bad. The same way all these fucking antifa people and stuff are bad, you know the antifa people who leave their mother's basements to go and riot and then make racial tensions. Even way worse should they don't understand about
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going around and uh inciting? And I don't understand. I don't understand the left wing immunity with violence in this country. I don't understand how
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it just doesn't make any sense. Like imagine like even right now when you see like these pro Palestine rallies where they're going around and there they're burning Israeli flags. Imagine if there was one person wearing a Trump hat in that crowd? Is there burning? Is really flexy like ah, the fucking the Nazis are back at it, you know, cause everybody likes to call everybody a Nazi that they don't agree with, but in this case you're persecuting the the the J O o's the thing I'm even too scared to say, which I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think there's a more sensitive group of people on Earth than the J O o's because yes, they've been persecuted. Yes, they've gone through terrible things. Obviously we all know about that, but they're also at the same time the most privileged group on the planet, and if you even mention them right, if you even say the name like what happened Kong? A you can pretty much say things about every group of people
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which you should be able to like we should be able to talk about things,
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but yeah,
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you say something about the J O o's and some weird shit starts happening, but it's like I've I've made. Videos trashing both sides both sides equally
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if you really go. Oh, you're just,
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you know, if you trash them both equally, at least the people that support Palestine realize you're trashing both sides like the super pro Israel people think you're just like, oh, you're anti semic, anti semitic. I don't even know what that means. Dude, I don't really, I don't even know what the fuck Jews believe to be honest with you, I just know that typically Jews have a lot of money. Stick together. They're good, you know. Nice people for all I know and uh yeah, I really don't know what they believe in and the whole point of anybody being offended case stripped back. Any one particular group like the idea of being offended in general like nobody gives a fuck. Nobody gives a fuck if your feelings are hurt. We have this thing like I heard. Uh, it cracks me up with this term trigger warning, right? Somebody says, oh, trigger warning, so I'm about to say something that might trigger you. I don't give a fuck and nobody should give a fuck if somebody is offended by words. Dude, they weren't supposed to make it this foreign the evolutionary chain. Do you think that people that got blown up in the hospital over in Gaza when the Palestinian rocket fell short and blew up all their own kids
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and then they wanted to get on TV neck like they're the victims of? Israel again, when that happened, you think there god trigger warning. This missile is about to fall from the sky and fucking kill all of us. This idea that we're so comfortable in the West where we care about people's fucking like feelings, right? Where we care about people's feelings? Well, if you say like what is hate, what is hate speech, you know what I mean. It's just fucking words. It's like when it's talking about rappers taking themselves so serious for just rhyming words and all they're talking about is bitches and bottles in the club and you know chicks with fat ass is throwing it back and pouring champagne on it and doing blow off titties and whatever the fuck rappers do these days I don't know. I think they're actually just sipping cough syrup the whole time cause I hear that line on I hear rappers in their songs talking about. I never catch a cold cause I'm sipping all this cough syrup which became illegal as soon as just in Bieber tritics. Now the white kid started sipping on SIRP, but anyways
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I forgot what I was. Oh yeah, being offended it doesn't matter, did nobody cares? If you're offended I particularly don't care, and I almost kind of get off on it. Like if I know that somebody like I'm not a bully by any means, but if I know that somebody's gonna crumble under words, that's hilarious to me like I think of. You almost as less of a person. I don't think of you as an equal. I just think of you as less of a person and typically I won't go after you because that's what bullies do. Bullies go after weak people. I only go after what I see are worthy opponents. That's why I like cracking on the left so much because they're in charge of everything. But if somebody is gonna crumble under fucking words, right? If somebody can't handle fucking words, I can't take anything like fat people and offended people. I can't take you serious. There's nothing about you like I don't want to be friends with you
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like imagine letting words affect you that much,
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dude
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just nobody cares and even even the people that pretend they care. They don't really care like you're not oppressed. If you live in the United States, I'm sorry you're not oppressed. A lot of most people that claim to be oppressed. They are just putting themselves there because they're making terrible decisions or they're begging for attention which they' don't need.
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It's
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like I mean look at what's going on in the world and I'm not saying that you know, some terrible thing makes a bad thing any less bad
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but I guess I guess it does.
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It shouldn't always be, comparatively speaking, but even just stand alone events like who the fuck is oppressed in America like people come here from decrepit places right? Like war torn countries. They come here and they try a little bit and they make it happen. You know what I mean, then you get other groups of people. I just wanna blame everything on everybody else and it's like dude, where does it end? I mean this country's been around for fucking. If if somebody could come here from fucking Bangladesh right? Somebody come here with from Bangladesh with nothing and then they go get a job at like a factory. They save their money, they get an apartment. They they do these they do these little things to get themselves into position, maybe even get a grant to go to school, do things that they wanna do or put something on the Internet. That's you know, do some drop shipping or whatever it may be like the opportunities are fucking endless. So when you hear people just talking about being oppressed constantly and it's like dude
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shut up,
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nobody cares like at the end of it nobody cares nobody people might pretend that they care, but at the very core of it nobody gives a fuck
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no,
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you're not oppressed, nobody believes that you're actually oppressed. People that do believe that you are oppressed. They think that they're better, you know. I mean when you get these super super super like liberal white people who think that like they need to help black people tie their shoes. That is fucking racism to me. I think it's racist to for white people. To tell other races that no, you're not capable of things because you' look that way, that's the racism, and then they they wanna accuse the the fucking moderates. They're just like, yeah, I mean, we're all equal, maybe I had a head start, but in whatever case it may be. But
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uh
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did I really?
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And that's when people say
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so the argument is valid right? The argument is valid like oh, another white guy just run in his mouth about shitty doesn't understand okay, I don't understand what it's like to be a different race. Sure, I'll give you that, but also if you're the different race you don't understand what it's like to be a straight white man. You have no idea. So how are you going to call out my privileges? How are you going to tell me what my life is like in comparison? That's no different than me telling you what your life is like me dismissing your gripes is no different than you pretending that I have all these invisible fucking benefits that just fall from the sky news flash were all out here competing against each other, and unless you are if you're actually in a smaller group, that's why I think that' the Jews are privileged because they're in a smaller minority group and they are ahead. It's kind of how
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a lot of the times it's a cultural thing did like
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that's why you know Asians have this like crazy. Work ethic because that's just in grain in their culture.
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Um,
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and you know what you know it's crazy about Asians and math. It's not even that they're like super intellectually inferior to everybody. It's how their languages set up. The way we say this is beyond my head about explaining, but the way that we say, for instance 1314 they just say like one 3 like the way their their their languages set up. Math makes a lot more sense, but they don't communicate as directly with with uh words. It's a real weird thing if you're interested in it' go look it up. I can't tell you too much about it. I just know that
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it is a thing
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that the reason Asians are so good at math is because their language with the math makes sense where it's almost like if you speak an equation like a sometimes something the answer almost gives itself. It's like you just carry a word over and gives you the answer. So from a young age there just um yeah it just makes more sense,
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but yeah dude hell, yeah where were we at
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16 minutes 16 and 1/2 minutes? Huh? Well, I think we're gonna start winding it down bro. One thing I want to say though
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is
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I don't understand why in sports
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uh
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you have to use your last name. What if you just wanna be first name? Where did that tradition come from? Where all around the? Globe. Every different sports team, every different sport, every different culture. We decided we're gonna address athletes by their last game. What if somebody just wants to be fucking to Steve? You know what I'm saying? What if somebody just wants to have? Like if I just wanted to have Rod on my jersey and tell me, no, you gotta be Smith. I'm like, well, there's 1,000,000 other Smiths. I don't wanna be Smith. I wanna be just my first name. Yeah, who does this? Wow, that was the worst topic. It's Friday, you guys, it's Friday and I'm gonna be honest with you. So I'm in my studio right now and my cat piston here again so I got to clean the whole fucking carpets. So I'm doing this podcast really early in the morning which I don't usually do usually I do it at the end of the day when my brains all full of the shit that gets me worked up right now. To be honest with you, I'm in way too good of a mood to be even doing this fucking podcast, but it's Friday. We're heading into the weekend. I appreciate all being here.
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Hopefully at a good week. Please tell somebody. Thank you for being here. Share it on your social medias. That's how things grow. You have all the power to do that one
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more
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at a time. It's like that Johnny Cash song where he talks about building a car and he. Steals one part of a part at a time that eventually just makes this like fucked up car. I think this song is called One One Piece at a Time. Go look at how he talks about stealing one piece of a car at a time out of the factory that he works in, then he goes and builds this fucking Frankenstein thing which I know that didn't actually happen, but that's what can happen with this podcast one little piece at a time we can go tell somebody grow it spread it spread this dangerous misinformation. Let the offended people know that we don't give a fuck about them.
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Ah,
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let me be the person to fall on the sword. You just sit back in your thriving career without having any enemies and just put my voice out there to say all this bullshit for you. Um, that way you won't look like the bad guy, but the message is still getting out there. I do this for you but really thank you for tuning in this was dangerous misinformation. Happy weekend, happy Friday, uh, don't drive drunk, don't fuck any fat people and don't do bad things. Appreciate all peace out.
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This episode dives into the complexities of human feelings, perceptions, and the importance of accepting differences. We also touch on the amusing idea of Biden on Truth Social. Tune in for an engaging conversation that's sure to make you think. Don't forget to check out our link tree in the description for more. Welcome to the only podcast where we love everyone and make fun of everything!

Join us on Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where we challenge perceptions of reality and discuss provocative topics. Hosted by Rodney Smith, also known as Lord Petty. This episode dives into the complexities of human feelings, perceptions, and the importance of accepting differences. We also touch on the amusing idea of Biden on Truth Social. Tune in for an engaging conversation that's sure to make you think. Don't forget to check out our link tree in the description for more. Welcome to the only podcast where we love everyone and make fun of everything! Find all my social and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where we dive deep into pressing topics like our perceptions of reality, Butthole Biden's truth, social jail, and much more that's fun for the entire family! I'm your host, Rodney Smith, also known as Lord Petty. If you're new here, don't forget to hit that subscribe button and ring the notification bell so you never miss an episode. In today's episode, we explore the concept of reality and how our perceptions shape it. We discuss the diversity of perspectives and the importance of accepting differences without judgment. Join me in this thought-provoking conversation about the complexity of human nature and our interactions. If you enjoy our content, consider supporting the podcast by checking out my Link Tree in the description. There, you'll find links to my social media profiles, my book, merch, audiobook, and even a coloring book! Your support keeps this podcast running and allows us to continue exploring intriguing topics. We also touch upon the intriguing world of social media and the recent developments, including Butthole Biden's Truth Social platform. We ponder the dynamics of different social media platforms and the challenges they present in today's digital age. As always, I encourage you to share your thoughts and experiences. Feel free to reach out to me at [email protected]. I love hearing from our listeners and learning from your perspectives. Thank you for being part of our Dangerous Misinformation community. Remember, we're all in this reality together, so let's embrace our differences and make the world a more tolerant place. Stay tuned for more episodes, and until next time, this is Rodney Smith, signing off. Stay curious, stay open-minded, and always question the reality around you. #DangerousMisinformation #RodneySmith #RealityPerceptions #TruthSocial #PodcastDiscussion #AcceptingDifferences #StayCurious

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Hey everybody! Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation today. We're gonna be talking about pressing topics such as our perceptions of reality. Butthole Bidens truth, social jail, and much more fun for the entire family. Stick around to the end. Appreciate Shawl. This is Dangerous Misinformation.
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Welcome everybody welcome thank you for tuning in a dangerous misinformation, the number one source in the entire world on this entire flat earth for you to consume dangerous misinformation. I'm your host. My name is Rodney Smith. You can find me on any social media platform at Lord Petty, some form of underscores. You'll figure it out because you're smart, but there will be a link in the description with a link tree. If you don't know what link tree is, it is a one stop shop for all your links you can go there. I'll have all my, all my socials at the top on the icons, and I have all the product links for my book March audiobook, other shit you might want to check out. I even have. I made a coloring book okay if you want to support the podcast, go there, do some shit there, or if you really want to really really support the podcast, which is free. Tell a friend bring somebody spread at word of mouth, spread it like the mouth spreads the H word in Vegas and I know I've used that joke before,
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but maybe this is your first time tuning in this is your. First time tuning in welcome, I appreciate you being here. This is the only podcast in the world where we love everybody. We make fun of everything. Our mission is to not hurt people's feelings, but our mission is to make our own feelings feel better even though we shouldn't be very focused in on feelings because feelings are not real and let's jump into it. The podcast is officially started because feelings aren't real, they're always fleeing, they' don't really matter. All they are is just some like neurological connection just firing off in our brain, right? And this is why women should not be in leadership roles because women are emotional and any sort of traditional wisdom tells us that emotional decisions are bad decisions. So putting an emotional creature in the helm is just an accident waiting to happen. You know what I mean,
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but yeah,
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it's where to think what really reality is right. If you really think about it because we all think reality is what we see, we have our senses right, and so what of our senses perceive is to us reality, but there's things that we can't see. I can't see air, but the air is real and that's the God debate, you know the God known. Nobody can prove it, but nobody can disprove it either, but it makes you just think like what is reality and so realities typically
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our perceptions through our senses, right? And here's the flaw with. That everybody is different and we all have a different perception of just the world and life itself. Somebody with a completely different background is a complete different perception about the world and how things work than I do, but their realities no less valid than mine is. Or maybe they both aren't valid. Maybe we're both are maybe there is a right, and I think that's what maybe all these religious wars and shit are about because people wanna be right. Nobody wants to be wrong, but that really shouldn't matter. I think we just to build a more tolerant, accepting world. We need to all realize that everybody has a different perception. We all come from different places and we're not gonna agree on everything. I think that's where we're going wrong, where you get the super super liberal people. They're like, oh, we just need to tolerate everything. We need to pretend like we like this. You don't need to pretend like you like shit, but you need to realize that people are going to be different from you. We need to accept our differences and not act like there are no differences. You know what I mean.
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That's like when you get these corny white people that go up and like touch black people's hair something like we're like we're all the same, no, we're not the same. Nobody's better or less, but we're not all the same. Everybody's different and if we ignore these inherent. Human truths right? We're just gonna make enemies with each other because we're gonna just avoid the problems and avoident personalities
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are bad, okay,
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and that's one thing I think we're gonna really lose as the older people die off because my generation nobody knows how to handle things. You know what I mean. People send fucking text messages cause they're afraid to confront somebody. Well, then if you do go and confront somebody, they get all like
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you know what I mean in confrontation is a good thing. Iron sharpens iron you know. Pressure, pressure, burst pipes, oil mix diamonds, you know what I'm saying,
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anyways, dude, accept the differences, accept the differences of others, but you don't need to tall the rate them except the reality that not everybody's gonna agree with you, but you don't need to tolerate shit. You can remove yourself and live in your own little bubble if you want, just don't try to force your shit on' other people. And ironically I'm forcing my shit on you right now by telling you not to force your shit. Maybe your shit is forcing on other people mind blown. Huh? Anyways you guys see that a butt hole. Biden made a truth social and personally I find that fucking hilarious if you want to talk about a perception of a false perception of reality is that the Biden White House thinks that they're going to convert any MAGA people if you're not familiar with 2. Social it is. I'm pretty sure it's Donald trump's app. Maybe he owns it, maybe he doesn't. I can't remember. I try to get on there initially back when it came out because, you know, I hate the text censorship, but
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I've been making a big mistake about the text censorship because I've been breaking my own rules. We all break our own rules. We're learning every day you guys are learning with me. I'm learning with you if you want to tell me something that you've learned about, send me an email at lord petty podcast at gmail. Com and I'd be happy to share it. I think that'd be a cool thing, um, but so here's what I have learned which I forgot to put in practice because I usually put it in practice and the moral the story is, everything is my fault, and even though I've been unfairly nuked off the social media platforms banned for saying things that appear to be common sense, which I've said before, I don't know how whenever I have a post that's doing really good because I said something really unique, but then because it was so unique it was outside the boundaries of the things that you can say. Even though it wasn't like a racist, hateful sexist thing, you know it may been a joke, but even if it wasn't even in that realm you're only allowed to talk about like these certain little fucking things, right?
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But. Um,
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I I blame the tech companies for my you know, my my lack of where I think I should be, but everybody thinks they should be higher than what they actually are. And then if I actually look back I've came a long fucking way. Okay if you think about this so this is I think podcast number 208 right? There's fucking 52 weeks in a year, so that's like 4 years worth of podcast if you really think about it. So I have hours and hours and hours of practice reps consistency determination fucking will consistency or maybe just a pure stubbornness or oblivion. Who knows you know what I'm saying I was talking about the perception earlier, maybe my perception. Maybe I'm not even funny, maybe I'm not even good, maybe I'm not even no, you know what I mean, we all you know somebody is not gonna. I mean, that's gonna be somebody's opinion regardless, so I don't really listen to it too much. You know. I mean,
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I don't take people's negatives into account and I don't let people's positive things get to my head ever because that's a slippery slope. Would you start letting the good shit get to your head? That's how you get fucking arrogant and nobody likes arrogant including yourself, you know. I mean then you get fucking delusional, people start telling you you're good at stuff and you start saying oh, I am good at stuff and then you start. Getting bad at stuff because then you don't try at it and it doesn't matter what it is, you know, even if it's your God given ability, you always gotta work at it because somebody's gonna out work you at it. And that's my determination right now that' I'm gonna I'm gonna try to make as many good pot. We're talking about quantity versus quality, right? Why not strive for both? That's my goals to strive for both. Fuck this thing in the pussy and the mouth at the same fucking time
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at the same damn time.
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But anyways Joe Biden on Truth Social, could you imagine doing cocaine with me? Could you imagine you're just getting really yacked out one night what it would go like? I swear you would not get a fucking word and I promise you um, I either sit in the corner. Actually, this is what happens. Okay? Because I'm actually pretty introverted. I sit in the corner and I don't want to have a conversation that is not meaningful. That's why like dating in shit to me when I see people going out. Oh, we went on a 4 hour day. I'm like, what the fuck did you talk about 4 hours? I think about all this shit. I gotta stay at the Wall for at least an hour day and come to grips with all my thoughts and process everything and then after you know about 20 minutes it's like, okay, I'm socialed. Out and I' need a little bit of breather anyways. I keep meaning to talk about butthole bite and on truth social and I I just can't get to it because keep getting derailed now it's talking about fucking coke parties and uh, the last time I did cocaine I think was in that was last time I did blow. I think it was actually on my 30th birthday.
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I didn't get a mean on my 30th birthday too. I uh and it looked like a shutter movie, you know, like those old old like fifties shutter movies where it moves like per frame. That's what the kettumine was like. I remember asking this chick, um and I made a song about it. You can go on Spotify type in Lord Petty kettumine. I made a song about the experience,
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yes, I make rapid music too. I made 2 albums during quarantine and I wanna make more. I just haven't gotten to it.
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but yeah, I asked this chick. We went to this party and asked one of this girl like hey who usually has blow and I said do you have any blow? She goes? No, but I have some ketamine and she stuck a key in her little bag and she put it under my face and I smelled it and when I was smelling it I inhaled it through my nostril. Next thing I knew I was in a fucking Shutter movie and I'm laying. On a bed with a bunch of strangers listening to like EDM music, dude. Drugs are so stupid, you know, like in the moment you think, oh, this is great, but then that's one thing I could never really anytime I've ever done drugs I can never just fully let go. I can't just let go and be in the experience because the comedian me is looking from the outside from the outside in about how ridiculous it is. That's why I can't take myself serious when I go to like a fucking sex club or G or like some weird shit whenever I get into weird shit right? I'm just I'm either too immature or my anxiety is too bad, but it's not even anxiety like I don't even get, I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean.
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That's one thing actually really frustrates me. Whenever I go to the doctor they just tell me, oh, it's psychosomatic, it's anxiety. It' is what it is like bro, I'm not sad, I'm not nervous. I don't give a fuck about anything if anything I'm numb. If anything I'm I think I've just been so like clinically depressed for so many years like I just don't even notice it and I don't feel anything which is kind of a good thing. Kind of a bad thing. It is what it is depending on how you look at it pros and cons, but when I get in these situations like. These coke benders and stuff like
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I can't take myself serious. I'm like, okay like people just do this. I remember one time I did a bunch of blow in. Why am I talking about? This is so incriminating. I was doing a bunch of blow in LA back in like 2012
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it was me, my buddy, his girlfriend and this like super hot other girl that was there who turned out to just be a huge cokehead. She's one of those Fitham students. If you ever lived in L. A, You know about Fitham. It's the fashion merchandising school or whatever. It's kind of like the fucking LA kids version of the Bama Rush where like all the hot girls go there
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and so we were just doing a bunch of coke and I hadn't eaten anything that day and I was kind of at the time. You know, I didn't really learn my way with girls until I was like, I don't know like 25 or something like that, but I mean it's not like I was a fucking virgin till then, but I wasn't, you know. Like now and I felt like I feel like a huge deuce back. Not but if I go out and I'm determined right? If I go out and I'm determined I can make something happen at this point in my life. Okay, back then I would just go out with the group of like 4 guys be like. Oh let's go get some bitches and all we would do is just get so hammered until one of us would like piss in a SANK or something and get kicked out of the bar. Just complete dorks, you know. And uh, I forgot what I talked about. I was thinking about Nate pissing in a SANK now. Oh yeah, the coke Bender and I just didn't eat anything all day and I remember doing the coke and then I tried. I was like trying to eat a pudding
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I remember was with my buddy Lumas.
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I was trying to eat pudding and he was like getting sick to a stomach watching me try to eat pudding after we just gone on a big ol coke Bender and smoked like packs of cigarettes. That's another thing, dude. All this cigarette man I think back on my life and I regret so much fucking haram dude. I've done so much dumb shit even on this last road trip I was on I was smoking so many cigarettes and it's like why am I doing that? What what void am I trying to fill? I don't like these cigarettes. I don't like how they smell, I don't like how they taste. They don't make me feel anything. They just make me fucking stink, they make me congested and I know that they're extremely bad for me for some reason I'm smoking them. I don't know why I don't even like them and. I can just quit cold Turkey, I can buy a pack of cigarette and I can smoke them for the you know 5. 6 day that they last or whatever and I just don't smoke after that because I realize as soon as the packs done. I just the one thing that really helped me though cause I was a kind of a consistent smoker back in the day
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like 10 years ago and I got broken up with and it really fucked me up and I was smoking a lot and I remember I was going to work one morning and I was just feeling that thing in my chest that like ugh and then just hit me where I was like you know what? I'm not gonna let this chick fucking kill me and I remember just taking a full pack that I bought probably the night, but I remember there were a bunch of cigarettes and I just threw them in the trash like on my way out to my car and that really helped me because I don't like wasting money and for the fact I was like okay. Well, I just through 10 bucks in the trash like I literally just thought of it as taking a 10 dollar Bill, just rolling it up and throwing it in the trash, you know.
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do that don't smoke sigs dude sigs are fucking bad for you but you'll probably see me with the cigarette in. My mouth at some point again in my life to be honest with you and I already regret it.
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Yeah, dude, I've been watching this show called 60 Days In and it's where they send just normal undercover people into jail. It's on Netflix. It's really good. I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do find some TV I get sucked into it. So now anytime I eat I find an excuse. I've just been eaten a bunch now so I can find an excuse to go sit down and watch Netflix, but the show makes me actually feel really bad and here's why because they had the season season 4 that's on Netflix. I don't know if it's the newest season or not. Um, it's an ANE show. They have all these white people and they send them to Fulton County. I don't know why the producers didn't think. Hey, maybe we should get some black people and send them to Fulton County cause Atlanta is the blackest place in America and especially Fulton County, the jail. We're gonna send all these. They send 2 Mormons. One guy who looks like he could literally just be my brother, but he's way more jacked. He's like a Marine, but he literally like he looks like me. I don't watch the women. I skip through the women because they show them like
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a lesson out in the dorm rooms and that shit grosses me out thinking about them. Just licking each other's jail clams. It's really fucking disgusting so I'd rather watch the guys that want to murder each other than watch the fucking women making hooch in the toilet and then sucking on each other's pussies. Dude, it's disgusting.
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yeah I did, but I don't know. I didn't mean for that to sound homophobic. So shoutout saw the lesbian, Z and pussy under normal normal circumstances, but so here's where I feel bad. Okay. So like the guy that kind of looks like me um, like both of our are like we had the same grandfather
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in the
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in Germany who what doesn't matter? It was about to make a Nazi joke, but I shouldn't. I don't even know if you can say that word on the Internet. But um, these black guys are really fucking cool to these white people. You think jail, you know you think all the stereotypes about how how segregated it is and how you go in there and you know the black guys gonna be chaos yada ya they have their own like little gang wars going on, but overall like the black people were super cool to these white people that went in there and all these white people meantime are double time in them. You know what I mean. They're going in there to fucking snitch to the cops about the shit that's going bad in the jail and they're building these like genuine friendships from the Black. Eyes perspective, but then meanwhile they're working with the head sheriff to report about all the fucked up shit in the jail which is making their time more tolerable like smoke and weed and getting porn and stuff like that, you know, and I'm kind of torn between the whole like you know
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if you don't do the crime, if you're not willing to do the time, but also how are you supposed to be rehabilitated when you go into an environment where it just makes you even more bitter? You know what I mean. It's like going to detention in school, are you gonna get out of detention and wanna do better on your school work or you're gonna wanna go and harass your teacher even more? I wouldn't know cause I never got detention because that was never my memo. I would like to make people laugh, not piss them off, and when you make people laugh you don't go to detention. The teacher just asks you politely to stop fucking around. So if you're a younger person take that advice if you're gonna be a class clown if you' can't set still, if you got the add bug, don't be addicted. Your teacher just fucking make people laugh and you get away with murder, but yeah, I feel bad because on behalf of the white congregation I feel bad how nice the fucking inmate black dudes are and it's crazy because these dudes will be like 21. Right? There's this guy called
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on it, his name was on it like O N I. T and he's like yeah, I'm 21 and I thought holy fuck, I thought he was 34 dude he just looks like he's been through using you know 20 somebody makes it 22 that's an OG in my hood and I'm like Jesus Christ bro that that gang shit is different like there were 2 bloods, there were 2 bloods, they got into it with each other and so their blood buddies were standing around them and then because they started fighting. Then the rest of the gang jumped in and they started beaten both of them cause you're not supposed to fight in front of people that aren't blood like it makes the gang look bad if there's fighting within it so then they just beat everybody's ass involved right on the spot and then when it was over they all got up and like shook hands like it's very, it's like militant dude. It's kind of crazy. It's actually pretty organized. So if those guys actually put their minds to something positive and worked as an organization like that, who knows what they could accomplish? Dude?
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Now I sound like one of those fucking liberal inner city white teacher people. It thinks they can save shit when in reality there's nothing to save a lot of these people are going to dynastry corner over a bag of crack because I will never. Be able to reach them, and any white people that ever try to reach them are just going to be laughed off the block so don't waste your fucking time. Unfortunately. Um, yeah, that's it. Let's call it. Are we at 20 minutes we're almost at 20 minutes we don't always need to be exactly at 20 minutes, but yes, we're at 20 minutes. Dude, you don't know unless you're looking at your fucking phone count in the seconds. Please leave a rating. If you have not yet, please tell somebody about the pod. Please do all the nice things and I appreciate. Shall I'll see you tomorrow? Thank you so much!
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Pity out.
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October 18, 2023 Let White Girls White Girl
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Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, your one-stop destination for bold takes on everyday issues and all-around common sense. I'm your host, and today we're diving deep into some interesting topics that might just make you question everything. But before we get into the thick of it, let's talk about the wild world of social media algorithms. Have you ever noticed how one innocent like on a post can completely transform your entire feed? It's like a never-ending stream of content that you never signed up for, and I'm here to unpack that frustration. Next up, let's chat about the unnecessary criticism that seems to follow white girls everywhere they go. I mean, come on, we've all seen those sorority videos and the wild nights out. But here's the thing – can we just let them be? We all have our moments, right? And speaking of wild moments, ever wondered about the bizarre world of Kim Jong Un? I can't help but be fascinated by the man who claims he can time travel and invent cheeseburgers. I mean, really? Let's dissect the madness together. If you've enjoyed our conversation today, do me a favor – share this show with your best friend. Plant the seed and let them discover the world of Dangerous Misinformation. And hey, leave a rating if you're feeling generous. Thanks for hanging out with me today. Stay tuned for more outrageous takes and unexpected discussions. Until next time, this is Dangerous Misinformation, signing off. Peace out!
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Today, we explored a variety of topics, including the dynamics of high-status women dating wealthy men, specifically Taylor Swift. I also reflected on my experience attending the Super Bowl, a moment that made me realize my limited enthusiasm for sports. Find all my socials and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites In the world of podcasting, I offered some advice for fellow content creators, emphasizing the value of going solo and not fixating on expensive equipment like the SM7B microphone. We delved into Russell Wilson's move to the Broncos and the unique complexities of co-parenting with individuals like Future. Additionally, I shared my less-than-stellar impressions of New York City and pondered how celebrity rumors used to circulate in the days before smartphones like Ciara's Penis and Marylin Manson giving himself pleasure with his face. I hope you found this episode engaging. Feel free to share it with your friends, and thanks for your continued support!

In this podcast, host Rodney Smith shares his views on a range of topics. He discusses the right of high-status women to date rich men, his experience attending a Super Bowl, and his disinterest in sports. He also shares his opinion on popular podcast equipment, specifically the SM7B microphone, and encourages podcasters to create solo content. Rodney also discusses his thoughts on Russell Wilson's move to the Broncos and the challenges of co-parenting with Future. He expresses his dislike for New York and questions how rumors about celebrities spread before smartphones. He ends by urging listeners to share his podcast.

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Greetings everybody, thank you for tuna and in a dangerous Mr Formation tuna in this week is we talk about pressing topics such as dating, high status women, the famous podcast Mike, that's $400 that' you probably don't need, and Russell Wilson being a G And much more fun for the entire family. Aye
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hello, hello
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greetings, greetings, everybody, welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the number one source 4 Dangerous Misinformation, your one stop shop for all things hateful. I'm your host. My name is Rodney Smith. You can find me on all social medias, add Lord Petty in some underscores,
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okay,
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and I will put that link in the description where you can find other fun things like my book The Petty Principles, but you already know all that if you've been here before, if this is your first time, tuning in if your beloved friend told you hey, you should check out this podcast. Welcome I open you with welcome pasty Deutsche Arms and I shout out to your friend for being somebody ahead of the curve, being early to something finally in their life and putting you on that is a homie anyways. Please leave a rating, please subscribe. We're coming here every day with
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19:45 minutes of dangerous misinformation to tickle your little belly with it and yes, welcome, let's get into it. Couple days ago I was talking about the call her daddy chick, who was making controversy
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because
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she said that she only. Wants to be with a rich guy right? And so I commented on a video I don't remember watch episode this was, but I commented on a video stating that she has the right to want to date a rich guy because she's rich nobody goes. Oh men don't care about money, men don't yes, I'm a man. You don't need to explain to me what men want. I get it.
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I am super straight.
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I am the only person in this world that is straighter than Donald Trump.
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I've literally never not once in my entire life thought about jerking off another guy. I've talked about it at length multiple times. What I would do that I would grab this shaft and I would stroke it, but I've never actually thought about doing it, cause anytime I've ever talked about it, it has been a joke for comedic effects. Okay, so you don't need to explain to me a super straight male what men like
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I get it
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are we clipping? Check check one 2, one 2 sounded like we were clipping Mike check one 2 one 2 okay anyways. Um, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, jerk enough,
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I said that she has every right to protect her. Her little hermit kingdom. Okay, and then everybody's like, oh you know, men don't care about that. I get that. I get that. Yes one 1,000%, but I was saying she has the right to protect what's hers. Because people are going to want to infiltrate if you have something people are going to want to a part of it, and if you build something you gotta be a little bit protective over what you got
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okay.
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And here's my example Taylor Swift with the most famous person on the planet, the female MJ MJ with a cooter, MJ with no ass and a big cooter. Okay, T Swift shout out all to Swifties.
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she started dating this football player who I guess is a really good football player. I don't know shit about it I don't give a fuck. I got better shit to do than watch people chase a ball around, but hey shout out to you if you enjoy that. I knew who Taylor Swift was before this guy. So God knows how many women are finding out about this dude.
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and he is a good looking guy so his dating pool just by dating Taylor. So if do you know how many women are gonna wanna fuck this guy if him and Taylor don't work out just for the fact that brings them one step closer to Taylor. So when all these dudes are saying oh, status doesn't matter to men, yes, it doesn't matter to men. But if you date a very high status woman it automatically raises your status. Now do you want a data completely like disagreeable as professional chick? Probably not I don't. I'd rather data chick that works at McDonald's. It lets me make my own path in the world without throwing me a bunch of curveballs, then some fucking controlling ass lawyer or something like that. Okay now if she's a cool lawyer, I'm down with that, but I don't think I would want her because I want somebody to help raise my kids and stuff because I'm highly ambitious myself even though I haven't made it. But you get the point. These things don't need to be explained to me and you okay, but my example still not even my example. My point stands true that the call her daddy chick gets to pick out what guy she dates because
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if I were to date the call her daddy chick right? I forget her name. It doesn't matter what the fuck her name is, but if I were to date her my podcast would get way bigger automatically, way more girls would wanna bang me and way more people would wanna do business with me automatically. And here is my proof.
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So since Taylor Swift showed up to sunday's Chief Bears game all right, there's been a 400% spike in Travis Kelse jersey sales. Kelse's podcast ranks number one on Apple his ads kelse ads. Oh, he added 383,000 Instagram followers,
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24.3 viewers watch the. It was the number one NFL game this week because all the Swifties tuned in a 63 percent jump in female viewers 18 to 49.
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trailer Swift is the. Most powerful person in the world straight up a 3 time increase in chief searches on the web, a 3 time increase in Chief sales on Stub hub. So now all the Swifties are going to want to go to the game just to get a glimpse of Taylor Swift. Okay, and the Chief sold more tickets in a single day since the start of the season because Taylor Swift was there.
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So how are you going to tell me
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with this great face that's sleeping with a really high status woman doesn't have a benefits for the guy. Okay? Do we go out and seek it? No, but again there's a middle ground here' if you notice a common theme about this podcast, I'm always talking about the middle ground and the middle ground here to me is that as men we don't care about it, but you gotta be caught in a cent if when a high status a woman wants a high status guy because she knows that's gonna happen. It's the same thing here. If you're a dude you' gotta watch out for gold diggers, but most guys are so fucking desperate they don't. You know you'd be a successful guy. Next thing you know, you just was some fucking bitch just draining your bank account using you um and that happens all too often.
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shout out to T Swift, keep that keep that pussy on lock, dude, keep that pussy on lock and um. If I if I if I owned any sort of business, right if I owned a basketball team I'd be telling my players and we were struggling to get people in the seats. Right, I'd be saying like if I' owned a W NBA team, right? If I if I owned the Seattle Storm, I would be getting one of these bitches to go turn out Taylor Swift. I be like, hey, you need to somehow turn Taylor Swift
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butch lesbian so we can fill up all these seats with screaming fans. That would be my marketing strategy because I'm fucking smart anyways all you podcasters out there. Okay, you don't need a SMB7 or SM7B. You know you know the big fucking shafty microphone, the one that Joe Rogan and all these other people use, right? You don't need that microphone 90 percent if you don't even know how to use it, you don't realize the high impedance level on' it and that you need more gain to get it cracking and you don't even know it doesn't matter. You see this mic I'm on, this is $100 mic and listen to how good I sound. I sound better than 99 percent of the other podcast out there with the 400 dollar mic and why is that a little bit of EQ? And I know that the coil is exactly the same, so most of you you're just trying to polish turds a lot of content out here. It's so easy to edit video, it's so easy to buy an expensive microphone. It's so easy to all this post production stuff, right
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where it's constantly shining turds that everybody's objective is it just shine turds
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as we go.
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Oh, I need a microphone. I bet you okay. I almost kinda wanna do an experiment because people are such fucking dorks. I almost wanna do an experiment where I go out and buy that microphone because even though I don't need it and this mic sounds just as good. I'm gonna buy one just for the visual effects we were like, oh, he has that microphone. It must be a serious podcast. You don't need the SM7B dude. This microphone has literally the same coil and if you EQ it a little bit and compress it and slap a limiter on there and roll off the bottom end. It'll sound just like the SM7B, but I keep giving people your money and do it for the visual effect because people will see you have the microphone, then they'll think you're serious, which I know. Everybody has a podcast. So for me to be doing a podcast is a kind of hypocritical call
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hypocritical
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to be shitting on it because everybody has the right to create something right? I fucked with creating stuff. I actually wish I had more friends that had podcast because I would like to listen to them because I love listening my friends music and shit. Like that, but um,
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the reason I don't have a co host okay, the reason I don't have a co host and this just means because I don't want to be on' somebody else's schedule and how many fucking podcasts are they gonna be where it's just recording somebody having a conversation? At least with this show. I write show notes and I have some sort of a format. I don't have a complete format cause I don't wanna do that cause I won't be able to stick to it because I just wanna. This is like a based freestyle. Okay, there's just off the top of my dough most of it, but I have these notes. I don't know what's gonna come out at' the very, very
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core of it.
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I mean, I do know what's gonna be at' the core of it, but I don't know what the fuck it's gonna turn into and there's a beauty to that, but a lot of people they just turn on a camera and it's just 2 people having a conversation right like 2 comedian sitting down having a conversation like who the fuck cares, bro? Who the fuck cares? And especially when we go start getting like 3 or 4 people. Then it's just like, ah, it's too much, it's too much and there is be more more solo podcast, more of you podcasters just need to do your own thing. It's like, oh, I don't have anybody to start. A podcast with just do it by your fucking self, bro. It'll take a little more effort, it'll take a little more practice, it'll probably take a lot more talent. It'll take a lot more work, but maybe it'll take less work because there is a possibility you could have started a podcast with some absolute fucking dumbass. It's gonna cause you to do a bunch of editing. I don't have to do any editing because I'm a fucking G. You know what I'm saying anyways. We were talking about sports and Taylor Swift and I meant to get into this okay,
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so I was watching the Bronco game at the gym and then the announcer I read on the subtitle they say the Broncos had their worst game since 1994.
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Well,
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I don't understand what these fucking sports stats because they'll talk about that. They go. Oh, the Broncos haven't had this bed of a game since 1994. It's a completely different team. It's different management. It's different coach, it's different players, different fans probably so there's no correlation except at some point they have the same dumb horse head on their pajamas that they all wear while they'll chasing the fucking ball around. You always hear these stats like Oh Green Bays. This is their first time in the playoffs since 2004. I just completely made that statup, so I don't know if that's a thing right
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and it's like,
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well, yeah, it's a completely different team. It' doesn't. Matter. There's no actual correlation if you think about it like we gotta think about what things actually are and what our perceptions are of them. You know what I mean. This is where the stoicism comes to life and with sports sports is this such a fucking circle jerk? I wish I were into sports because I could sit there and just talk out of my ass for hours about it.
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Be like you know, the team that scores more points is gonna win.
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I don't know dude, I'm glad I'm checked out of sports. I was very fortunate though because I'm privileged and white and I got to go to a Super Bowl. Okay, I got to go to a Super Bowl
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because
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I'm privileged
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that's when I realized when I saw the confettis falling down from the skies after it was a Seahawk Super Bowl in New York. Right? It was just me and my pops watching the confetti come down,
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it was
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ironically it was against the Broncos kicked the shit out of the Broncos paid Manning and um, yeah, this one really is it's never gonna be this good again, so what the fuck am I doing? It's like if you do heroin just do it once it'll never be that good again. So when you go and watch your team right? And at the time I was working this shitty retail sales job and I remember the morning that I left somebody threw a. Brick through the window and I was a prime suspect, so you're like you're allegedly on vacation, and the first day you're on vacation somebody breaks in and steals a bunch of cell phones, but as Shaggy said it was not WA. So anyways we go to the Super Bowl, the confettis fall from the sky, we just kicked the shit out of the Broncos. Were a couple thousand dollars in the hole now and now what nothing pointless. Watch some other people. They get to have the trophy. These guys get to go out and have all the bitches. Afterwards I go back to a hotel and I sleep next to my father who's got fucking gas. He was a ripping ass all night,
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but I remember at these fake timberlands I bought some like fubu timberlands because I was gonna be in new york
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and that's how white I am.
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I wanted to have timbs in new york, so I bought some fubu timbs and it was snowin' and I was so hammered. I went back down to the hotel lobby and I went to some other bar just by myself. Of course my father was all worried even though it was like 25 at the time or something and I the fucking
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soul.
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So like the soul of the boot was coming off from the part that my foot was in it was just like flapping around, so I'm staying at the super nice hotel and I'm. Walking around the hotel lobby just and I remember being like got him so hammered I can barely walk, but in reality it's because the soul was separating from my from my fubu timberland that I was stomping through New York with.
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That was a fun trip,
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but I'm just not really a fan of New York and I don't know if it's just because I went there for the Super Bowl while it was like, yes, I'm scratching my nuts right now if you're watching this.
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Um yes,
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was that time up before I told you about my ball sack. Oh yeah, I didn't really like New York that much and I don't know if it's just cause the influx of people that were there or what it was, but um, it was just city the whole time. It doesn't matter where you go. There's always gonna be fucking restaurants and bars and you know buildings. So New York to me is just a big fucking zoo and I don't care why anybody would spend 6 grand to live in a shoebox just so they can go and grab a bag or let the train station or something like that. But that is the best cheeseburger. The best cheeseburger I've ever had was inside Grand Central Station and I went back sober just to do a double check did, but yeah, that was back when we had Russell Wilson and now the Broncos have Russell Wilson and Russell Wilson is hilarious because he's. The most. I shouldn't even say that I hate it when people use terms like Uncle Tom or like tell somebody they aren't
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the race that they are. It's pretty stupid to tell somebody they have to act a certain way because they are a certain race. So if Russell Wilson wants to be like a nice kind black guy like who the fuck cares? Isn't that a good thing is not a good thing that he's good to his kid and he's kind and he could put his his face on TV that he can have the Tom Brady effect. You know what I mean isn't that good? Isn't that like a good uplifting thing for that community? Or he's like oh no, fuck Russell Wilson. Russ is a good dude. He's a bitch for leave in Seattle, but I don't blame him and now I think he's getting too old. He kind of say he just used to make miracles happen bro. I when I was into the foosball when I was into the double ball he would just make miracles happen straight up. Russ was a G. I slept his jersey, um, but I imagine you know he's married to Sierra right?
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See era.
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This bead is swing it to the left the penis. Remember we all thought Sierra was a man or that somebody started a rumor? How did rumors used to get around cause we all thought Marilyn Manson was missing his fucking ribs and we? All thought Sierra had a cock and none of us had phones and nobody really talked to kids from other schools right? Like our whole. They didn't talk about it on the news. Obviously you didn't see Anderson Cooper come on the news and start talking about sierra's micropenis. No, they swing it to the left on the jazzy fizzle product shizzle. You never heard about that or you never heard
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60 Minutes, you know, you never heard the
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tonight.
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We talked to Marilyn Manson about his rib removal so he can suck his own dick. That never happened. So how did we even know about that and somebody just says something that spreads which is the old going viral? Speaker of going viral? Tell somebody about this podcast because that's what we need to do. We need to go viral because I'm out of money
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anyways. Dude, where are we at here 17 minutes? Okay, we're gonna wind her down. We're gonna wind her down, but the whole thing I wanted to say with that is if you're Russell Wilson, imagine co parenting with fucking future future Hendrix, the savior of the trap, the lean drinking wizard himself.
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Uh, yeah,
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imagine dating his baby mama, you know, fucking old serious ass future fucking
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Bluto
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is. He's gotta be like it's funny how they talk about Drake being too old direct 25 year olds, but I'm pretty sure future pretty sure future is like 40 dude and fucking plutos. Out here still just talking about doing drugs that he doesn't actually do
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but I love future dude futures a goat,
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but uh, still there like I said, they're just talking into airs now they're not doing anything substantial. These guys act like the architects building skyscrapers. They're just wrapping into air, dude, but it's okay, um, anyways, let's winder down, let's winder down. Thank you for tuning in I'm out of breath. I'm ready to go eat some food. I actually had I I'd made some. I think I made some expired chicken last night because I was shitting myself right before I made this podcast. I was about to sit down to make this podcast and then I started. I felt the diarrhea creep through my intestines, so I went and sat on the toilet and I shat it all out while I listen to this fucking idiot. Try to get his car going who parked in a handicapped spot right in front of my apartment whose car alarm I've been listening to since 8pm last night. I don't know what the fuck they're doing with it I don't know if they're trying to steal it. I don't care, but if I gotta listen to it tonight I'm gonna call tow truck. I'm having towed out of the handicap spots that can go. Figured out somewhere else
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21 min
October 16, 2023 I Get The Gripe
In this podcast episode, I, Rodney Smith aka Lord Petty, the host of Dangerous Misinformation, tackle various topics including the Israeli-Palestine conflict, cultural norms, and personal progression.
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I share my views on the Israeli-Palestine conflict, emphasizing the need for compromise and understanding the circumstances that led to the current situation. I also criticize the forced acceptance of all cultural norms in America. I then share my belief that personal progression is often met with negativity from others. I wrap up the episode by expressing my dislike for joining groups, emphasizing my individuality.
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In this podcast episode titled "Dangerous Misinformation," the host, Rodney Smith, discusses various topics including the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, tolerance, cultural differences, and his personal views on joining groups. The episode starts with a casual introduction, inviting listeners to stick around and promising a lively conversation. Rodney shares his experience of a trip to Mexico where he faced challenges with sunscreen and got sunburned. He then delves into his views on cultural norms and how they may not always work in different environments, citing an example of a Korean airline's issues due to cultural politeness leading to communication problems. The conversation shifts to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, with Rodney questioning why Israel needs financial aid from the United States if Jewish people are perceived as highly intelligent and successful. He criticizes the handling of the conflict and questions the compatibility of certain cultural norms in the Western world, advocating for a middle ground solution. Rodney expresses his disdain for joining groups and discusses his preference for individualism and self-reliance. He critiques societal expectations and highlights the importance of building one's own path while acknowledging the need for support from others. Throughout the podcast, Rodney's tone is informal and opinionated, addressing various topics with a blend of humor, sarcasm, and social commentary. The episode showcases his perspective on cultural differences, international conflicts, and personal values.
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October 13, 2023 Flaco
Join me, Rodney Smith, aka Lord Petty, in another episode of "Dangerous Misinformation," where we explore unpopular opinions, uncomfortable truths, and yes, even dangerous misinformation.
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Dive into my recent adventure in Mexico, my experiences at a friend's wedding, my interactions with Latinas, and my unique take on cultural music. Plus, hear my thoughts on Andrew Tate, who I suspect to be a scam artist. Tune in for a journey full of laughter, insights, and my unfiltered perspective. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe for more!

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That was pretty good Spanish, huh? And I'm not gonna translate it for anybody that doesn't speak Spanish for all you uncultured swine who do not oblah espaniel. You'll never know what I just said, so be more cultured, but for you white trash, welcome to Dangerous Misinformation. This is the only podcast in the world where we love everybody. We make fun of everything. It is number one source for dangerous misinformation, unpopular opinions and uncomfortable truths. Every day I bring you 20 minutes of being based and yes, my name is Rodney Smith. You can find me on all social media at some sort of Lord Petty with some sort of underscores because I've had so many social media accounts nuked. Because why not? Because that's what happens when you spread distance? Dangerous misinformation? That's what happens when you come out and say you know what? There is a slight chance that there's less than
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72 genders you roll the dice. I'm fresh off the boat aka the plane, the airplane from Mexico. Um, there was no episode yesterday because it took me like 14 hours to get home because I don't ever have a layover in Mexico. I tell you that much because Mexico is a different world, my friend than Mexicans. They don't give a finnak, and one thing I really don't understand about Mexico is how such hardworking people live in such a perceivingly kind of just decrepit country. What's going on there? I don't understand, and I mean that respectfully because I love Mexico. I love the Mexican people.
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Um,
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yeah, I just don't understand, you know, when you're flying into Mexico City you' just see the squalor everywhere and you hear about the crime and it's kind of crazy to me. It's kind of crazy to me that with the Mexican people being the way they are, you can put 2 Mexican dudes on a roof and that bitch will be all the shingles will be off it within 20 minutes and for some reason there the country just looks like 3rd world country in a lot of places. It's kind of weird.
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I don't know,
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I can't explain it. I'm sure it goes beyond me like many things, but as you can tell, I'm burnt up in the face. If you're not watching this episode you can't see my burnt face and you're listening to a podcast app and respect to you. And if you are listening to a podcast app, please leave a rating and a review in there as well and tell a friend about the podcast. Do that,
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uh, but yeah,
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I had a great time. I was down there for my friend Geo and alex's wedding. Got to see some of the homies meet. Some new friends and just have a wonderful marvelous all time. Um, I was drinking with some. I was drinking with some black girls on my way down there here at the San Antonio airport, fucking Quan and Milan shout out Quan and Milan and they were cool as fuck and we just got hammered. I met them they were coming back from. They didn't realize they were from Florida, they didn't realize how far Houston was from San Antonio. They must have flown into San Antonio just because it was cheaper or something like that and they were up all night at the club and they taught me some cool new language. They told me that the cool kids when they're talking about getting laid they say get cracked, said like oh, where are you going? I say oh, I'm going to, I'm going to Cancun, you're like I'll just buy yourself, you ain't bring no pussy. I laughed like nope,
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I didn't. I like to travel by myself and meet the pussy. I don't like escorting the pussy. I like encountering the pussy because then once you and the pussy have conjured
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did I say pussy?
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Once you and the pussy have conjured, then the pussy can go about its own way and find new meanings, and then I can distance myself and find my own meanings and then no uh, you know. When you're when you're escorting the pussy, when you're when you're moving through time and space with the. Pussy you're kind of interlocked with the pussy and you absorb different costs and responsibilities and stuff like that, and the pussy tends to be a little unpredictable to you never know like the things surrounding the pussy might kind of start acting certain ways which are unpredictable, so if you can, if life allows you and you can enjoy the downsides to it.
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Uh,
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meeting the pussy is better than uh, traveling with the pussy, but anyways I told them, no, I'm not traveling with the pussy and the pussy was there. It was. That's what they said wasn't me okay, I'm not a misoning gist and I would never use that type of language and so I explain this to them and I say, yeah, you know, I'm gonna sound like a piece of, but it was honesty here. Here's what I really wish. Okay, I wish I had the physical attraction that I do to like Latinas and a stiff white bitch that I do to just like a hood black girl because me and hood black girls just get along. I don't know what it is, but whenever I actually get in a conversation with a black girl we're just chopping. I think they just think I'm like dorky and funny and then I think they're funny and you know it's just like a it's a good clash. It's a good mix personality wise, but the physical attraction for me just typically isn't there and I. Think it's not that I don't think that they're attractive
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is that I almost feel intimidated because I know they probably get railed by, you know, big black eyes and yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's an insecurity of mine, but maybe I'll end up with a black wife someday who knows,
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but yeah, they said, well, I hope you get some crack.
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It's like
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what some crack? I'm not. I' don't smell crack, she's like no, that means get it crack like get and I say wait so that means that is term for having sex and then they go yes, that is term for having sex and I say okay, so do I say do I get some crack or do I get crack and she says, nah, you get crack all right. Thanks Shouty
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and that's that'
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but yeah, they were cool, so shout out to them, oh, but then one of them right? One of them Milan was like does anybody ever told she's like you would nause assist. I ain't you
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and I was like what
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she's like. I can see it in your eyes. You would nause assist. I was like, no, I think you're stereotyping. I think you just think that all white people are evil, but then she started asking me a bunch of questions, she's like well, I have a nausea, I see it in you and I was like girl well
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love yeah,
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and then her mom called her she's. Like I wish you get married and I was like all right. Yeah, let's make a nice little Melodo narcissist baby.
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Of course my voice would crack right there
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and then her mother called and then I answered the phone. I was like sut ma and she's like, who who's this? I said, oh, I'm just chilling with Milan bubble how you doing? And then she wasn't very talkative, so I handed the phone back the man goes
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oh yeah,
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it's a white guy and yeah and I thought about how reverse that was. Like if I were to hand my phone if I were to hand my phone over they were talking to my mom and I take it back as like, oh yeah it's a black person.
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That shit's funny dude, but anyways yeah, it was a great time and one thing I learned while I was in Mexico. Okay, and this you know sometimes when you just gotta face the music you just gotta face the music and deal with reality and Latinas never like me. I I think I like Latina so much cause Latinas never like me. The stiff white girls always like me, black girls like me, Asian girls love me. Latinas never like me and I think that's why I'm all like, oh you know far right Latina blah blah because I usually can't crack the Latinas. I don't know what there I think they need. They either need something way richer or. Something way more dangerous, you know what I mean. I don't think they're into the whole funny guy thing. They either want to just be fucking railed by a drug lord or taken care of by some rich white man and I'm not a rich white man yet, you know, and so I think you like I went up to this girl during the wedding like she was just beautiful and uh, but then again too, I think my friends like I hate,
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I hate, hate, hate being set up or you know, and someone's like, oh let me wait. I don't need a wing man. It's not like anybody drastically did that here, but just in general in general terms I do not need a fucking wingman. It is a very, very, very rare case guy friends of mine guys in general that you can talk better than I can there's everything else. There's a very good chance you are better than me, but you do not talk better than I do I do not need a wingman. You are only going to bring me down. Okay, I appreciate it, but it literally just ruins it for me and the women can pick up on it they go. Why does this guy need his friends talking for him? I especially don't need that.
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it's bad wingman thing doesn't work now, wing woman, if you got a homegirl that's vouching for you that's where it's at' because women trust. Other women as they should they should not trust men because we are all dirt, and if you're denying that whatever, dude, you're just not coming to grips with your own real, your own biology, we're all dirt on a certain level. Okay, but um
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I I you know I I can get crack. I can get crack with a stiff Watt bid with a petite, nice little Asian bid with a black bear, but the Latinas they just usually don't. You know they do it for me, but I don't do it for them, so maybe that's just not going to work out, but that's okay, dude, that's okay. We can get we can get cracked in many other areas. One thing you see someone I was in Mexico at the wedding, you know resorts, warm places, all inclusive resorts kind of attract fat Americans. You know what I'm saying fat American. We can go on cruise ships and all inclusive resorts and foreign places cause it's kind of a lazy way to travel unless there is an event like a wedding or something like that way I need to congregate with a lot of people. Those forms of traveling are very lazy and the people that are lazy are usually
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fat white Americans. Okay, and I had this thought I just saw. I mean, I know this is mean, but did you ever just look at somebody? You know you ever just look at somebody and. Go like who came together and fucked to make that thing? Know what I mean? Like aren't you supposed to be? You know if we kind of look like our parents, right? If we kind of look on our parents and people procreate based on attraction, you ever just look at somebody and just I'm not trying to sound mean, but you just go who the fuck got together and their things made. That thing
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is that fucked up? I mean, do you think that next time next time you see just a really really really ugly person?
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I bet you you will think about that. I bet you in your head you will say
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who fucked
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to make that thing and you'll think of me, you'll think of your good old pal your good old pal. Flacco flacco is my drunk alter ego by the way, um, that's when I when I moved to Southern America to get away from all you fat white people where I can't distinguish who came together to fuck to make you when I finally go to South America to get away from you, I'm just my name is just Flocko. That's just what I go by and I won't even have to be drunk at that point.
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So yeah,
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what do we got in? Our oh what do we have in our? Oh dude, you know what I wanna be? I want to be a Mexican DJ because I feel like it's the easiest. Job in the world because they only listen to 5 songs. It doesn't matter where you step foot around any Hispanic people. At some point you hear
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oh yo yo
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oh yo yoy,
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however that song goes and then the other 4 that sounds similar, or you might hear the
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himba hmm gimmetar rumba,
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you might hear that one,
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but yeah,
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being a Mexican to ice wars that we went to we went to the wedding ceremony which was beautiful and awesome and
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fun,
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and then the music came on, then the dancing came on and it was like the and then this was on with the tapping bog was like boom,
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it's like all it' does, it's on my zone. It's like the cowbell like somebody beating on a coconut, it's like the cowbell of the Hispanic world and so everybody was dancing to the Hispanic music. And I just I don't understand for a culture of such beautiful kind like talented people, how bad Hispanic music is I just can't wrap my head around it uh like everything is so the people are so attractive. The people are so fun. The food is so good, the alcohol goes down so good, but then they start playing their music and it's just
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oh yeah yeah some burning in a bun
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or
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like I need white people safety with Latin culture with black people music. That would be my perfect everything if I could create that world if I could. Go establish my own, you know how like the Jews went established Israel? Uh, that would be that would be uh, flock o town would be white people laws, Hispanic culture with black people music.
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so we're at the wedding dancing, you know. I was trying to like boom to
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to boom to boom to to boom
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you know. I was trying to step with it but then after a while, uh, my knees my knees started to hurt so you know you're getting old. My knees started to hurt from the Mexican music and I was like, dude I need to like I mean there's some 808 or something. There was another wedding going on down the beach so I walked down the beach shirt open chains hanging out and uh, I walked in and then within like 3 seconds like oh senior uh sorry this is wedding reception porphovore. You must fuck off. I was like okay, I'm not gonna make a scene at somebody's wedding but then Geo he had a uncle actually thing is alex's uncle. I forget his name. Fucking hilarious just like this older Mexican guy. He was hanging out with us like all day the day before just like and he was already fucked up. Then he would just go shot for shot with us you know this guy's got 20 years on us and he's just getting drunk, he's just drinking with us and you can't even tell that he's drink. He must be able to put him away and he was just funny as fuck you know. But then so the next day I see him at the pool again
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and then he's like yo I heard you tried to, I heard you but he had a real thick accent, you know, but I don't want to like mock making, try to like imitate him and make sounds like I'm making fun of him. He was like I heard you try to go to the wedding and he's like oh yeah I got kicked out in and he's like oh I went in
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started making a plate.
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They said you here for the wedding. I said yeah, I'm here for the wedding. It might not have been that wedding, but I'm here for the wedding. I started making tacos go dance and the reason I wanted to go dances cause they were playing boosie. I heard him play Lil Boosie and I thought I want to go. I want to go wipe me down. I'm done with
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Bo, bo, bo bo bo bo
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and getting Richard. I went up to this Latino on the dance floor. I just like, hey, what's your name and she just went mm
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mm.
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She didn't even say anything. She shut me down so brutally. I don't think I've ever been shut down that brutal, but then again you know she was surrounded by her family and I mean she could have been fucking 17. For all I know, but uh
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yeah
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and so that I was respectful. I went okay and I just walked away and I went and oh
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yo yoid
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by myself. I tried to go listen to Boosie and nobody was having it. Dude. On my flight back on my flight back there was if you saw in my Instagram store you saw the feet that I posted, but it was the only other white guy on my whole entire plane was sitting in front of me and he put his feet up on the wall in front of him. So we sat right behind first class and he had. He was on the seat behind the divider wall and he had his fucking chunked up feet with his messed up screw nails on the wall. So I'm like first time making a joke like oh dude, these Mexicans are tripping. Then I realize he's the only way which by the way, the Mexican, the Mexico City airport. If you don't speak a lick of Spanish. Good luck, bro, that place, not everything over the intercom is in Spanish, all the writings in Spanish the place is confusing as fuck and then I tried to go get a subway sandwich and she couldn't speak any English. I was like subway mount.
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She's like oh put up
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and I say I'm sorry 0 s pan y'all. She's like okay.
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Well blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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and it's like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and. Uh yeah
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it didn't go well and then uh was I come back? Oh yeah this dumb fucking white guy dude and I felt so bad for the Mexican dudes sitting next to them because the dumb white guy he literally talked so was like a 2 hour flight from Mexico City to San Antonio and this poor guy was just having his ear just jabbered off by this dude for 2 hours with his feet hanging out. He's just talking about surfing and uh, just everything, dude. He just wouldn't shut up worst person. Honestly he may have been the most annoying. Oh god my skins all dry, that's probably hella gross on camera. He was the most annoying person
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ever.
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I don't say that lightly, like I've known some pretty fucking annoying people in my life, but he was I I I wanted. I wish I had an extra pair of headphones so could I just could have just given him to the guy I sit next to him.
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I don't know how he didn't tell him to shut the fuck up. I've no idea,
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but yeah,
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I was falling apart anyway. Should we wrap it. Up here? Let's go a little bit longer because yesterday there was no episode. I'm kind of getting tired of Andrew Tay and when I say I'm getting tired of Andrew Tay does not have any sort of personal problem with them. I'm just starting to mourn more. See through his bullshit at. First I think they really came out and treated him very unfairly based off the good things that he was saying about men, but I mean the fact of the matter is he did brag so he came out and he was bragging about ripping people off right? Which I don't feel bad for the people that he ripped off, but he's literally sitting there bragging about ripping people off, pretending to be a woman on a keyboard and taking people's life savings, and then 5 minutes later he's plugging his hustlers university and shit like that. So he's obviously not against ripping people off. He's a scam artist right by nature and then he wants to plug his course like you're sitting in one interview talking about ripping people off, then you plug your course at the end of it. Okay, but that's beyond the point. I'm still,
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you know, it's still kind of neutral, but then today he he tweeted something, let me read you the tweet. He said
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uh
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sorry, sorry, he says I reverted to Islam when life was going perfectly for me. Hundreds of millions healthy children. Then life got harder. The Matrix attacked me and my beliefs were used against me endlessly. Life would have been easier if I was not Muslim, but my heart feels BA BA BA so he's basically saying that because he converted to Islam. That that is why the Matrix was coming after him when that is complete. Bullshit. He was drinking and partying and swindling people and then based off the misogynistic things that the people in the west right? So he was already big in the UK in the middle eastern shit like that. But then when he blew up in the west, you know in the hyperfeminism cultures and they started really coming for him. When then the powers at Bee started shutting down his bank accounts and nuking them off the social media sites and their legal systems were coming to him for his like human trafficking lover boy shit. Then he decides well if I'm a Muslim
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a lot of these things that I'm doing a lot of the quote mysogynistic things that's just part of Sharia law. So if I'm a Muslim that can't that be religious persecution if they come after me from my beliefs, so now it's on by how? Like, oh, they're coming after me because I'm Muslim noted you being Muslim is taking a lot of heat off you because people can't persecute you for being for having Islamic beliefs. That's an afterthought because he's smart. That's a good thing about being full of shit you guys. When you're full of shit you recognize other people full of shit and I tell you what Andrew Tape is full of shit. He's very smart and the thing about smart people is they think everybody else is stupid. They're so used to being smarter than everybody around them and kind. Of like moving the chest pieces that they think everybody else is dumb and uh, that's kind of the the the flaw and the really smart persons thing that but anyways yeah I still fucks with the top G, but that type of shit is just funny to me. I guess it's funny behavior. I wouldn't necessarily trust them. I don't think,
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but that doesn't matter. I appreciate y'all tuning in y'all have yourselves a beautiful weekend and tell somebody about the podcast. Appreciate y'all we out.
23 min
October 11, 2023 Because They/Them Have Nukes
In this podcast episode, I, Rodney Smith, delve into a range of topics.
To view this episode on video please visit this YouTube Link
I express my confusion and distaste towards the Israel and Hamas conflict and the concept of war in general. I also share my views on organized religion and the threat of nuclear war. Interestingly, I discuss my struggles with stomach issues, drawing parallels with celebrities like Drake and Kurt Cobain. I criticise those who mould their personalities based on popular figures like Drake and share my thoughts on his latest album. I conclude by acknowledging the safety and privilege of living in the United States.

Transcription:
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Yes, yes, yes, welcome,
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welcome everybody to Dangerous Misinformation. The number one source on the worldwide webs the www for dangerous hateful misinformation. I am your host, Rodney Smith, your humble narrator. You can find me on all social media platforms
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at Lord Petty
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on Instagram with 2 underscores on twitter, slash. X with one underscore. I think on what's the one thing called TikTok
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with
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one or 2 or 0 under score? I don't know dude, but it's the same face everywhere you can find it everywhere. If this is your first time tuning in this is the only podcast the world we love everybody. We hate on everything coming to you once a week for a quick 20 minutes. Why 20 minutes? Because that is the national average commuting length. That is as much attention span as I think the average person has, and that's when I usually feel myself getting fatigued during a podcast. So if you're instead of doing an hour a week or whatever, I'm just going to do 20 minutes every day because I'm a fucking
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beast, you know what I'm saying
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anyways, dude, please leave a rating, please subscribe, leave a review in a podcast app or do something nice for all this beautiful dangerous misinformation that I'm putting in your ears for whatever you're doing. If you're just chilling, appreciate you. Let me chill with you if you're on a hike or something. If you're walking, I'm honored to be accompanied with. You? I hope you either meet the love of your life or see some really fucking stupid people that'll be entertaining for you anyway. Speaking of being stupid, I guess we're in another war.
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Well,
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not us, but well humanity. If you count us all as one big collective humanities back in another war and I hate it. So I'm out the other day. Dude, all this beef everybody's always beefing um, if you wait long enough everybody's just gonna fucking die. So there's no reason for all these wars and all this terrible shit going on, but I'm not gonna lie to you, dude. I'm gonna sit this one out because I' don't understand. I don't know and I don't understand all the Israel and Hamas stuff. I started watching a show on Netflix about it with my dad back in the day and I didn't really understand it. I just couldn't get into it. I think it was dubbed. I think it was actually made in like the Middle East or something.
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And uh
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yeah, as far as I know, these Hamas bastards went into Israel and they just started slaughtering people and taking videos and going a lock bar. That's the next thing I'm gonna do when I' give give a chick some bomb ass dick,
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I'm just gonna go hello bah afterwards,
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you know, cause letting off a bomb.
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Wow,
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that was a terrible joke. Probably get stabbed for that. Shouldn't that tell you something about the. World though, where you know we talk about religion of peace, but if you say anything about it you gotta worry about somebody fucking gank in you that meanwhile the Christianity is just the most pussy thing ever. He had fucking drag Queens running around during mass at this point
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I don't know.
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I did organize religion. I don't really fuck with it to be honest, I like it. I think it's necessary and I believe in goud and all that, but you just can't. I can't have another man telling me about my relationship with God, you know. I mean there's certain things where it's it's ignorant to think that you're not a part about part of something bigger than yourself. These like super atheists. They're always super arrogant and you always think they're the center of the fucking universe. But then, uh, the super religious nuts. It's just always like alright dude. Well, we're kind of rolling the dice on our quality of life while we're here guaranteed, and we don't really know it's gonna happen afterwards, so uh, we probably shouldn't be killing each other over what might happen when we're gone. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a little country boy from the motherland. I like my little sour crout sandwiches and that's it. I just want to do my dumb little podcast, eat my sour crout sandwiches, hang out with my friends,
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drink my Celsius cause I can't eat gluten, I eat pizza. For the first time last night in a long ass time and I've been uh, not feeling hot all day, dude, I think I do have a gluten in sensitivity,
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but we'll see
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dude, but yeah, I just don't understand. I don't understand this conflict. It sounds like the Israelis took Palestine from the Palestinians at one point and the Palestinians are really pissed off about it. So they go and slaughter Israeli civilians or something. And I don't know man, it's just a very ugly situation and to be honest, I just have no interest in that part of the world. It just seems like it just seems like it'll never end. It seems like no matter what you do, it'll never end. It's just all these fucking holy wars and
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yeah, like, where where does it end? It only ends in us pushing buttons and you know somebody tweeted earlier cameroo it was somebody, somebody really famous. They're like, you know what? What's it gonna take to have peace and my response to it was nukes. That's the only thing is going to take the fear of it or the actual launch of it. It's like why? That's the only reason anybody gives a fuck about Russia or North Korea. Like what does russia's GDP like what does Russia explore? What does Russia do for the world?
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Russia doesn't do shit.
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The only reason we put them up there is because they have nuclear capabilities are North Korea. North Korea is. Literally the fucking butthole with the hemoroid of the planet the Hermit king. Them were that fat little Chewbacca looking fuck chain smoke in cigarettes and shove and cheeseburgers that his father allegedly invented in his big fat fucking face. You know, recreating like like what a prick you know. People starve in a shit like that, but the only reason we're talking about them because they have nukes.
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Ah,
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so you know, nukes are like you know how in America you have to have money to have clout like you can be the most whatever, but you need money to establish credibility in certain fields pretty much everything, especially having the cloat on the world stage to have clout. You need to have nuclear capabilities
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there's a lot of countries that we talk about that do absolutely nothing for anybody, and the only reason we talk about them is because they can put their finger on a button and send us all into the afterlife and that would fucking below. Imagine you're just going about your business one day, right? Imagine you're just going about your fucking business one day and also nuke start ringing and you're like I'm just trying to pay my bills. I'm trying to go to my little nursing job or whatever you may do. Mind my business. Be nice to my friends, have a good relationship with my parents. I don't have beef with some Russian or some uh Iranian. I don't care. They're probably cool people. I got no beef with them right next thing you know, big old nuke is falling down on you cause the fuggin
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oil oil lizard
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people can't get along. You know the Hillary Clintons of the world
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who wanna, yeah,
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it's crazy. All the Democrats that became these warmongers, you know it used to be the conservatives were do the warmongering because it was good for the economy, but then the conservatives realized okay were the ones where our kids are gonna have to go fight these wars because all these liberal pussy tech kids they get to stay home and um you know be sport coats,
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so now it's like you know if it' was like oh, if you don't if you don't have allegiance to Ukraine, you're a you're a you're a coward yeah cause you're not gonna have to go fight them. You're not gonna have to go do anything, and that's I think everybody is just kind of sick of we know the effects of war. We've seen the PTSD, we've seen the death, we've seen the destruction we' know it's possible, so anybody in their right mind wants to avoid it at all costs. It's like it's like it's like being in a fight like anybody knows how to fight is gonna avoid a fight because they know you could possibly die during the fighter. End up in jail. Like really hurts somebody get hurt yourself. Some people have never. Had their ass kicked. I wanna walk around and like road rage and shit, you know, and so I trust when I you know. When I hear combat veterans saying yeah I don't ever want to experience anything like that again and I don't think anybody else should ever have to experience it, I trust their judgment dude. I don't want to go see my buddies die and I don't want nukes flying over my head
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so all y'all can suck my big ol fucking donkey dick as far as that goes dude.
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Yeah, but what do I know? Who am I you know it always cracks me up. It always cracks me up when I say something on the Internet and then I put the clip out there and like the clip goes on a YouTube short or something where it goes to people that don't know who I am. Somebody's like, yeah, but who are you? I have no idea who you are wow, it's not like there's 7 billion people on the planet and you don't know who I am. That must discredit me in every way, shape or form because you don't know who I am. I mean what I mean if you don't know somebody right. Random guy in Minnesota right? Stumble across my channel. If you've never seen me before, that must mean I must be just absolute scum of the earth doesn't matter. Shut my shit down. I don't deserve to be here.
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Yeah, I don't know who you are. Yeah,
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I still I've never heard of you some fuck without a profile picture. Of course you've never heard of me. Dude. There's 7 billion people and everybody has an Internet connection. If you can capture 1%, right? If you can capture 1%,
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what's that
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1% of the world population? Okay, if you're going to generate 1% individuals more than 1,000,000
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now how
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many people is 1% of
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earth's
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population?
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God, dude, why does Google? Why are you doing? Why are you doing this to me? We'll see population is 7 billion, 953,952,567 people, so point 0. 1% of the population is 795,396 people.
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if you can capture 1% of the earth's population, right? Just one single percent that is 7,000,000, 795,396 people. So let's just talk probability here. Okay, it's not like I'm a math major, I dropped out of college and I took the same math class 3 times in high school just because I wouldn't go shout out Miss James for dealing with me, but she didn't go to prom with me. I asked my high school math teacher to prom and she wasn't having. I liked her. Kashili smelled like coffee and cigarettes. I guess she a real one, and one time I ran into her at the doctors and I was like, oh, Miss James, what are you doing here?
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And you know
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I was probably there to get my fucking Clemiti under control or something I. Don't remember what it was, but
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uh, yeah,
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it was a weird place to see her, but she was cool as fuck shout out to her anyways 1% of the population, right?
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700,000 so 795,000 people would have to know who I am just to get 1% so it doesn't mean anything. If you don't know somebody all right, it's not like everybody is fucking Michael Jackson so and plus that shouldn't be yourself worth anyway. I was into the new Drake album cause I wanted to see
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what uh,
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the people without personalities personalities gonna be for the next 3 months and Joe Button got in my head. Joe Button made a remark about Drake. He said that Drake is 36 and he still wrapped into the kids and Drake understands something that we all don't, otherwise he wouldn't be relevant for the last 15 years and be number one. And but I do agree. I don't wanna hear Drake rapping about bitches anymore like we all know Drake, you can have any girl you want. It's not impressive. We all know you have an airplane that's awesome, but what we really wanna know is what it's like to be Elvis in the digital age and let us know a little bit about the background. What are what are the lizard people doing to you? What are the offers? Come in your way? Where do you go from here like expose us to your world Drake don't talk about. You know, there's this weird body line like Future like future's aesthetic is like this too. Like Drake and Future have this like over the top cool
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personas, aesthetics where the everything that they take themselves like very very very serious. You know when at the end of the day like you're, you're talking in the air. Guys like you're not,
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you know.
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Sure you're given people of feeling you're creating a backdrop to the times to the memories people are creating, but you're taking yourself is pretty serious for that because most of the time you're just wrapping about bitches money and liquor or selling drugs to people.
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it's really not that serious guy.
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But yeah, I guess I'm not doing any different, but it's always you know when you get the wannabe people, the people where they wait for the Drake like I said, you get the people that wait for the Drake album to come out so they can see how they need to adjust their personality. And then when those guys try to have the cool effect is like, is there anything darkier than somebody trying to be cool?
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Pretty fucking
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wack, but yeah, I didn't like the album. I feel bad saying it. I didn't like the album and sounds like Drake has some stomach issues. Sounds like all the real ones have stomach issues, Kirk obey and had a fucked up stomach. Drake has a fucked up stomach. I have a fucked. Up stomach?
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you know all of us, you know all of us, everybody who somebody has
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a fucked up stomach and I think you know
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they say the mind gut connection and I do think the things that give me the abilities to do the stuff that I'm passionate about what some people might blabel. You have to be kind of crazy, you know what I mean. You have to be kind of crazy to go after certain things and be a certain type of creative. You know what I mean and where it's like. I bet you anything with Drake like his stomach issues are probably psychosomatic because he's fucking Elvis. You know a man you can't go anywhere with people losing their shit and people yell and then you got like a man. You just get high one day and you realize, oh fuck like I'm that guy, but also I'm gonna die someday and this is just a big simulation. So what the fuck are we doing here? But at the same time people are just freaking out like people you've never seen before, freaking out over ya and I know what that was Kirk obeyne's thing. I think his was all psychosomatic tune. That's what the doctors are telling me they're like, no, it's in your head. It's a neurological thing
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so I don't know
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if you're able to dig into certain pockets of creativity. I think it uh, I think it fucks with your. Stomach did and you know they always joke like oh, hot girls have stomach issues now those bitches are just eating at a rolls, that's their problem. They're they're just eating out of Rawls and drinking too much Starbucks. And our diets our diets are really really really screwed up once I've been learned a lot about nutrition and not like normie nutrition, but from actual healthy people you know I don't trust, I don't like seeing fat trainers at the gym and I don't like seeing out of shape nutritionists, you know, or like when you walk into a vegan coffee shop, how just fucking stinks of dying people low and iron.
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yeah, I don't take advice from anybody, I don't take fitness advice from anybody without abs and I don't take diet advice from anybody with bad skin or something you know, and that's typically they'll be like, oh, here's the food pyramid, eat your bread, eat your seed oils, do your this and that eat all these sugary fruits and that fucks with fruits,
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but
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when I eat too many vegetables I got 1t of vegetable I didn't have a lot of food in the fridge and I was trying to eat out my fridge before I go to may he call and I ate 1t of vegetables and I was just fucking dying afterwards, so I don't know if it's cause they were just filled with pesticides, but anyways did sounds like butthole Biden has. The israeli's backs so I think for now because we are blessed to be on this beautiful continent protected by the US military. All the brave souls whether they're a gender neutral or not. I think we're going to be safe here so that is our American privilege back at it.
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you know, god bless the United States, god bless y'all and yeah dude just
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shit's making me sad.
18 min
October 10, 2023 Bring In Monica
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In this episode of Dangerous Misinformation, I, Rodney Smith (also known as Lord Petty), navigate through a series of tech troubles while recording my podcast. I share my thoughts on various topics, including the changing work landscape, the influence of social media on relationships, and the need for a registry for women who falsely accuse men of sexual crimes. I also touch on the store closures in San Francisco, attributing them to the city's liberal policies. I encourage you, my listeners, to challenge your perspectives, subscribe to my podcast, and leave a rating.

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Yes, yes, welcome, welcome everybody to dangerous misinformation, the number one source in the world. For dangerous misinformation. I'm your host. My name is rodney smith. You can find me on pretty much any social platform. Lord petty, some sort of form of underscores. This is your first time tuning in welcome if you are back for more appreciate you thank you for being here. I was about 30 seconds short of having a full on melt down here a second ago because everything I touched just I don't know what's going on' dude, I think the fbi's after me because first my camera I came in here and then I turn on my camera and my camera is all fucked up so i'd do a factory reset on my camera so hopefully it's filming okay right now cause i'd remember what all the settings were. Try to remember cause i'm not a camera guy
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and then
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so that took me about an hour and a half of fiddle because I tried to fuck with the just with the settings I find. Just had to like nuke it all together because I made it just worse and worse and worse then I hop on my like work laptop here and then that was frozen. So I just had to do a reset and go in there and luckily all my notes and stuff were still in there and then I get on my audio recording laptop and then that one. Was fucking frozen and then so I and then I remember the camera cause I was playing with the so long the battery was dying. So I plugged the camera as I got let me give the camera like twenty minutes to charge so I go in my room and I just plop on my bed. Technology defeated as an old man would be, and all sudden my phone freezes
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so uh
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yeah, here we are. We made it so we're either gonna get blessed by the podcast gods of having a great episode or this just wasn't meant to be. We'll see. Maybe this was the one dude, maybe this is the one because I finally push through all that because everything within me all right. Everything within me just want to be like fuck it we're not gonna have an episode tuesday and wednesday because uh, right now i'm recording this on a saturday and i'm flying out to mexico in the morning so I need to build the log. I need to build the log of episodes so y'all find folks who want to be rocket with me will have something to listen to on monday, tuesday, wednesday and then when I come home on wednesday I can tell you if I found some thick latinas so far right latinas are not. It's funny. I asked, there's a far right latina who's fire by the way,
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but she's got like a doctor boyfriend. She lives near me. And I messaged her because i'm getting overwhelmed with my cat. You've heard me bitch about my cat and I messaged her and said, hey, do you know anybody that would want a cat because I travel way too much? And yada yada yada
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and she's like, sure!
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And she's a she's a far right latina dude, she's a hot, far right latina, and then she says is she neutered or no, she says what's the gender neutered sprayed? And I respond girl all that. And then she responds hey, I was trying to help you with an angry face
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and I was like, what what are you
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talking about? And like she got mad because she thought I was saying like girl, you want all that information. I love latinas, dude, that's so funny. Why is it why is it typically mexican guys are just the nicest, most jolly, you know, funniest like open door and then the latinas just want to murder you, but I think it's actually both okay because mexican dudes are either the nicest, most kind, just funniest people, or they just put the fear of god in me. Maybe that's why they're so nice because they' are inherently biologically able to chop you up into little pieces and put you in a trunk or something like that. You know if they really wanted to. It's kind of like germans, you know. The germans are like way overly compensatingly nice nowadays. Just let an herbud. In anybody in cause this little mishap happened
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a while ago.
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This guy with a ball cut, this guy with a ball cut and a funny little porn stash he yelled really good. It just shows you how valuable being a shit talker can be sound like hitler never killed me buddy. Charles manson never killed me, buddy. I doubt stall and never actually killed me buddy. It was even worse because they had that gift to gab and they got other people to do their biddens for them.
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yeah, that's why cult leaders and shit like that' is so fucked up to being a cult leader isn't a bad gig if you really think about it and I don't know if it's still possible. I'm sure it is still possible. I remember one time I was googling cults in seattle cause I wanted to go infiltrate one to make a podcast about it. I got scared, you know. I got kind of freaked out. I heard hillary clinton other day. Hillary clinton was on some news show and she was talking about how the mega colt needs to be deprogrammed and I think that is one. I hate the word offensive, but it's like how are you gonna call 50 percent of the country occult? Just and especially coming from the side where? And I don't think hillary clinton I think hillary clinton is actually fairly moderate for being a lizard person, but her people are the fucking. Cult members, the people that'll just gobble up anything that their leaders tell them
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the reason people like trump's cause trump' told every, but he admitted like yeah, everything you thought was bullshit is bullshit i'm a billionaire. I've been taking advantage of it. Let me tell you it's bullshit. It is just as corrupt as you think it is and of course trump has his own egos in his own blah blah blah but you have to have an ego. Who would who would ever rise up to that? That's why the democrats bother me because they are worse pieces of shit. At least the trumps, you know they sit around at the table and throw f bombs around you know? Like when i've the couple times i've messaged with donald trump jr, he's just normal like I call him dude and he'll call me bro. And so you know the trumps are just you know. They just they're just rich new york real estate people who happen to come into political power, and the fucking clintons, you know. She's got the most scandalous president in history. He was getting his dick sucked in the oval office, which i'm fine with that. Why be the president
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if you're not gonna get your dick sucked in the oval office? I mean, I got zero beefs with bill clinton, but you know I don't know why I would shove the cigar up there. It seems like a waste of a cigar. Especially it was probably a human,
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you know. Jfk fought hard to keep the cuban missile crisis from popping off so to repay him in spirit. In that same office where jfk kept the world from being bologna part, bill clinton decided to invite an intern in and shove a fucking cigar in her pussy.
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imagine? Uh, I bet you monica as I see, is monica lewinski? Is she married now? Monica lewinsky? Oh, she's got a ted talk. Of course she's got a ted talk. What's she talking about? You just gotta work hard
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husband she married so monica lewinski married? Oh god, this guy looks like a cook. No, that's her brother.
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it'd be hard, you know. I feel kind of bad for her because you know it'd be hard to as a woman to say no to the prezzie, cause you know, bill clinton was pretty rizzy too. So just because she got the scar shoved up recouter, I mean, I would never date her just for that fact I would not be able to get the image of bill clinton leaving the house in the morning, you know, rolling over next to hillary
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so I can
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making sure the infrared light is still on her. So her lizard skin is all good and warm and then bill gets driven to work that morning. Actually he lived in the white house. He puts on his little slippers. Ghost at the bathroom takes a big old presidential dump in the presidential toilet. Probably a fat piss cause he was drinking whiskey the night before so we could sleep next to hillary and he stumbles his way down to the oval office. He's hey uh, somebody uh send uh monica monica said monica in the intern and monica walked in. Bill clinton pulled out his presidential dog and um
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pipe it up, I guess did. But for hillary clinton to say that all the whenever somebody says the term meg, the term mega republican, you just already know they're off the fucking deep end. If you want a good litmus test to see how far off the deep end somebody is on either way. Ask a right winger if the earth is flat and then ask a liberal. I forget what it was. Oh yeah, how many genders there are. I forgot my own test. That's how you know, like the gender dismorphia is left wing flat earth like it's just fucking insanity when you talk to either one of them.
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Like oh, who would benefit,
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you know? I say, who would benefit from the earth being flab? You were like, oh, you're so naive and nobody can give me a right answer. So I mean I don't care. But I just there's just there's certain lies that make sense and there's other lies I don't like there's a lot better way to make money than to fake the earth being flat and using. Cgi and selling pictures of space? There's just a lot. Maybe they lied about. You know, they talk about the moon landing being a hoax. I could somewhat believe that just for the reason that they would want to scare the russians to think they have like that much firepower that they can put shit into space and then blow rush off the map, you know, so I could see where that would be a hoax. But for the but who benefits from saying that the world is round when it's actually flat makes no sense. Like me saying uh oh, I have three testicles when I only have two, what would the benefit to that be there be zero, none there be a huge conspiracy.
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Oh no, lord
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petty only has two testicles which I only do have two testicles because I mean there's just no benefit. There's no benefit to say have three testicles same way. They're gonna say that the earth is rounded or not round. Yeah, dude, we came from monkeys and some of us are walking upside down. Fucking cope bro anyways. I think everybody needs to stop blaming women for being attention horrors and blaming themselves for giving the attention. The simp economy would not exist. You know, everybody somehow only fans is destroying the world. If there's a you know, if there's a demand, why not supply it? You motherfuckers buying the only fans are funding. It the reason you got all this. Hoe flation or whatever, and people can't find girlfriends in the attiata because women are getting on like I don't follow any of these bitches on' instagram. I don't I don't fell em on' anything. I I look at it because i'm a guy. Yeah, I like to see it but uh, I think it's very unhealthy because as men
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we have access to all these just flawless gorgeous women in front of us so then when a regular ass woman is given us some sort of attitude we're like, what the fuck's wrong with this bitch is she not know what's out here and then you get these normal, just average girls who see all this wealth and all this stunt and all this flexing on instagram. So when the average guy gives them attitude they're like well, i'm not dealing with this fucking brokey, but then ninety percent of both genders are not in those realms of being with those people that they see on the internet. And so everybody has this like big, you know distorted view of who they should be with or what they can attract, or you know what what level they're on. It's kind of a generic thing, but if dudes weren't buying only fans you know you hear about a girl making 20 million dollars a year on only fans. Everybody's like ah, losing their mind. Are you fucking whore? Well, who's buying it? Blame that guy dude if I could do. It? I could do it. I would do it. I mean I mean trust me I would never date one of these chicks because uh, call it in security
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I don't know. It would just gross me out if I was laying there next to my chick and I knew uh, you know, I knew she was just fucking sending nudes there. I said I don't know, i'm just not with it call it what you want to call it
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I think goddamn
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fucking ears are falling out
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one second.
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Yeah, I think it's you know. The fact that guys don't get to have standards is bullshit to me dude.
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I was talking to my mom another day and my mom, you know she didn't have a cell phone until like last year I finally got her a cell phone so she's just absolutely clueless about the world. Okay and same thing with my dad. Both of them I think just kind of stopped like in the early two thousands like they're just completely clueless about how the world works and so they'll ask me questions right? They talk to me like i'm just fucking incompetent and I don't want to tell them anything because I perceive them as being completely incompetent. So we have this weird, this weird revolving relationship of like like I said where they just they think i'm this incompetent moron and then I don't wanna tell them anything because I know they won't understand. Whatever i'm telling them, you know it's like i've told like I told my mama melt you should be like oh, are you gonna go
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both?
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I think it's just old people in general they don't understand for them. I was like you know, go to school, go try to get some job somewhere, get a pension, get a blow out like that shit doesn't exist. We live in a different world dude, it does not fucking exist. I mean if we were smart we would look back and see what the old people. You know, the great generation. We would see what they believed in what they voted for what their values were and we would mimic that. We would mimic that so we would get the same prosperity that the boomers got. But we're too stupid to do that, and the boomers are too stupid to have. It explained to them that the world that they grew up in doesn't exist anymore. You're not going to work at a company for thirty years, get a pension and be able to retire and pay your house off like you have to have multiple streams of income and there's people making millions of dollars off of a fucking laptop. So there's no reason to go, you know. Get lung cancer, scraping s best this for
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16 dollars an hour to fucking hard work. Suck my balls with your hard work. You gotta work. Smart man.
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That's a
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big old siop. It's a big old right wing siop. That's the thing about the right wingers did like the liberals are just full on retarded, but the right wingers you get the very elite people who have convinced just like the trailer park people to actually kind of just vote against their own injures. But go, we don't need this, we don't need this, you know. Create this false sense of independence by just being able to make them vote for things to where the lizard people can rip them off, but the democrats do the same thing. They just wrap it in a fucking pride flag, you know they just have some dude and address do the same exact shit and they go yeah, speaking of dude and address. I think you know how they have a sex offender registry. They need to have one for women who falsely accused men of sexual assault and crimes and shit like that. Like there's women who accused men of doing stuff and they've been proven in the court of law that that was false or they admitted that that was false.
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Those women should have to register in like a sex offender list, so people avoid them like the fucking plague. That's really all I have to say about that' I just think that's a fair thing, you know. I think it's a fair thing, so if you're a dude and you google a chick and you're like, oh no, she's got this. Thing where she finds wealthy guys and then she accuses them of stuff, so then they have to pay her off, but that'll never happen because in the eyes of the law women are these innocent little angels and they can do no wrong. But they're also oppressed at the same time, but also there's a lot of fucking scum, you know what the worst. It sucks when you're hanging out.
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Well,
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not even it sucks. It's always cringy. It's always so cringy to me like when i'm hanging out with a beautiful girl and then some dude like just says out loud something like you know something to me about her, you know what I mean. It's I don't know, it's always just weird to me. I know I guess there's worse problems to have, but it just makes me wonder like okay, what are they here and when they're by themselves you know what I mean. It's not like i'm talking about dudes being like disrespectful my girlfriend. So i'm like that people just being like I can't think of an' example, but it's happened a million times.
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Uh well,
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I remember one time I was uh, I was in spencers with the next girlfriend who was very attractive and we were buying a blow up doll from my buddy. Then this guy working was just like, oh god, I hope this isn't for you when you have her. She's gorgeous. I was like, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but anyways san. Francisco's been closing up a lot of their stores, which I think is hilarious because you know, like I said before, you can only virtue signal for so long you can only the woke tartedness only goes so far and you go and read the comments like this is what capitalism does capitalism destroy cities? Capitalism built that city dude. I guess if capitalism is a homeless guy putting shit in his hand and
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thrown it at people or like teenagers looting and yes, that is capitalism. It just depends on since we can call anything a man can be a woman. A woman can be non binary. A non binary can be a dolphin. A dolphin can be a tiger since definitions don't mean anything from don't you trust the science crowd anymore. We might as well just say that capitalism, like the embodiment of capitalism,
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is homeless,
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people shitting in stairways and throwing bricks through windows and looting and do an heroine and shit anyways.
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Open up the border,
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bring in more fent and all. Let them all die anyways. People tell me you know what? Yeah, we're gonna cut it off. We're gonna cut it off right there. Appreciate y'all tuning in please leave a rating, please subscribe. Please tell a friend about the powder cast. Do all those nice things. You can find my book, the petty print petty principles. You can find that on amazon there will be a link in the description you can. Find on my social media handles. There will be a link tree and everything will be in there
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and yeah, that's it. Thank you guys for rock with me so much. You guys have a great rest of your day and I will see you all tomorrow.
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deuces.
20 min
October 09, 2023 Biden’s Border Wall
In this episode of the Dangerous Misinformation podcast, I, Rodney Smith, delve into everything from politics to personal relationships.
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I share my take on the current political scene, especially focusing on the consequences of President Biden's policies and the ongoing border crisis. I also talk about the rising cost of living and inflation. Shifting gears, I explore the dynamics of dating, shedding light on the different ways men and women approach relationships. I wrap up the podcast with a personal story about my upcoming trip to Mexico. Throughout the episode, I maintain a humorous and critical tone, encouraging you, my listeners, to question the world around you.

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Yes, yes, welcome, uh, welcome petty people
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welcome petty people to dangerous misinformation, the number one source in the entire world on this entire flat earth of ours for you to gain this dangerous misinformation, not gain this dangerous misinformation, but absorb this dangerous misinformation. If you got your own dangerous misinformation, you would like to share with the show. You can send it to lord petty podcast at gmail. Com,
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and as i've said before,
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you might ask if the show is called dangerous misinformation,
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why is the email
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lord petty podcast at gmail. Com and i've given you the answer, but I will give it again in case this is your first time tuning in with
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us.
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It's because I don't want to change it' because that email is in way too many links. That's the thing about pivoting. Okay, sometimes it's better just tear down the house and start fresh, but I don't want to tear down the house and start fresh again. So here we are. This is dangerous mrs information. My name is rodney smith. I'm your humble host. This is the podcast where we love everybody. We hate everything formerly known as the lord petty podcast and I always appreciate y'all being here coming to you monday through friday for 20 minutes at a time. So if you stumble upon this if you had a buddy tell you to check this out because they're super based, please be sure to hit this subscribe button. If all the show dude be part of the movement because we moving in this bitch cause sting still is
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death
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and you know what is you know what is staying still is joe biden's fucking brain dude, it's hilarious because things got so bad because people hated donald trump so much that the second biden got in office. They did everything opposite of what trump did and I understand why somebody would dislike trump's personality. I 1, 000 percent understand why somebody would dislike trump as a person. Okay, but his policies. They were working, dude, they were working and so the first thing they did they got in there and they just flipped everything on its head. Just a spite big 45 and what that did is, you know, record inflation, more wars, breaking out, a border crisis, lots of bad things and I don't know about you, but I go to the grocery store now and I live in a cheap part of the country. I live in san antonio, texas and I go to h. E. B and I fill up a little ass shopping cart
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and it's two hundred bucks and I don't even buy, you know. I mean all I but all I eat is meats and vegetables and usually they fucking. Usually they're throwing the healthy shit at you. Usually they're like alright. Take this out of here before it spoils and they rack the prices up on the good shit when i. Say good shit. I mean the stuff that tastes good that does not feel good coming out of the s hole,
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you know you can only virtue signal for so long, right? You can only pretend to.
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Ah,
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donald trump's bad. We're gonna. The adults are back in charge. We're gonna do things, but we're gonna you can only virtue signal for so long until the fucking house of cards comes crashing down until the chickens come home to roost. You know what I mean like how bad could you possibly let inflation get? How bad could you possibly let the border get? Greg abbot is a goddamn g
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the governor of texas because what he started doing he started loading up these buses and but some people might say it's humane and I do in humane and I do feel bad for the people that are just getting pond around because they don't know better. They're in their home countries and they're here in oh butthole bide and is opening up the borders. It's okay to come to america. We're gonna be taken care of so they come here on this promise that the government has given them right and they get here and there's not shit for them. So now they gotta sleep on the streets and shit like that. And that's what texas has been dealing with since the dawn of time, I guess, and then so what greg abbot did. Is, he said okay? Well, we have all these sanctuary cities that people on a federal level that are voting for all these open border policies, and then texas and arizona, new mexico are absorbing all these migrants. I said, no, we'll provide buses and send them to new york in san francisco and los angeles in all these places. So now these other places are finally like, what are we gonna do and you can only do it for so long.
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It's like there's a saying i'm a randold coworker this q. A. He told me one time like sometimes you just gotta make it ugly like you can only bitch so long you can only bring what's wrong to people's attention for so long if they ignore it, eventually you just gotta make it ugly. You just gotta stop hand on the problem and let them absorb the problem for them to recognize the problem that they're causing. So uh, yeah, greg abbott decided to just make it ugly and what biden is doing now. Well, not biden because we all know biden doesn't actually do anything because biden's brain doesn't work. Um, and that's not his fault. He's old. Go talk to your eighty some year old grandparents in the old folks home. I don't even think biden is that bad of a guy. I mean all politicians are scumbags, but I don't think joe biden is inherently evil per se. Okay, just because he is a different ideologies and i'm I or you or whoever might have doesn't mean that he's necessarily some people like go he fucks kids. I don't know that okay
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if he does fuck kids and fuck him, you know. But um, butthole biden whose brain doesn't work because he's old and they're committing elder abuse by putting him in the white house. Biden says, and this is a cnn article. Biden says border walls don't work as administration bypasses laws to build more barriers in south texas. So now cause butthole biden has been dealing with all this migrant and flux, not that he's dealing with them, i'm sure is just getting bitched up all these people in the quote sanctuary cities he is building the trump walls that allegedly don't work and I don't know what kind of idiot would ever say that a wall doesn't work. I could see somebody's moral agreement, I could say somebody saying hey, you know, that's morally wrong, but even then it's like, okay, let's use our fucking brains. What's a nation without borders? Like you can't. Just I get it. We are all citizens of earth. Yada yada yada about
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I is an american. Can't just go set up shop in europe or set up shop in asia or set up shop in southern america without a work visa or something. I can't just fuck off if america gets into a war i'm gonna get roped into the war, so why is our? Border just wide open for everybody. Just come here. You know. I've been paying into social security for the last whenever I started working when I was, you know, eighteen or whatever, so why are we flipping the bill for everything? And I get that we were born with. You know, I hate the white privilege argument because there's white people born in very bad circumstances, but as in general we all have american privilege. Okay, that is something I will acknowledge, but it's so different. You know. They try to use this argument that oh well, ellis island led in so many way more immigrants back then, but there weren't people here besides, you know obviously the fucked up shit that happened to the natives, but back then when the italians and the germans and the irish and when all these people were coming through
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ellis island one they were sending half of them away if they had any sort of criminal records, or if they had diseases and shit like that like they were screening them and then they would just send them away or they would take their last names away and say hey you're smith or brown now
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and then when the people got here there was nothing here they came here just because there was a promise of open land of new, a new frontier, a new world. They didn't just come here and get off the boat and be like, oh cool, i'm gonna. Get a fucking welfare check in a roof over my head now and um, you know bitch, if these people don't adapt to our cold. That's how all the like. Little italy and you know little china and little german towns and you know that's how you have all these different pockets of culture here in america, and it's like everybody else could have came here at the same time too. Dude, I mean shit, southern america is right there. They could have came there around this time. I mean fucking a i'm sure a lot of people did, and so it's just kind of it's a bad comparison because the things have been established at this point and sure anybody wants to come here for a better life who's gonna follow the laws and assimilate and do it legally should be allowed to do it there's plenty of room, there's plenty of money, there's plenty of food, there's plenty of all this, but when you just
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open up these fucking borders and these poor people just come flooding in with the promise and nothing is being granted to him, and then when it is granted to them, it's a burden on the taxpayers and it's like we already have all these homeless people. We have homeless vets laying around in the street. It's not these fucking drug addicts that need to be putting insane inside thems and instead we're opening up the border and be like, oh no, let's. Bring more migrants in I didn't make any sense, dude, but the amazing thing about it is now uh, that biden is saying border walls don't work and it's crazy as cnn is finally getting on his ass. That's how you know the bidenadman is really shit in the bed. It's for the fact that cnn is even coming at him, you know there's just a certain point of just shameless shameless lying to the public or not even you know. Like when they're talking about trump's mansion only being worth eighteen million, it's like what they they just don't even give a fuck about lying anywhere. They just look you right in the face and they'll just lie, which is crazy.
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Um? But yeah I don't know
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it is what it is dude love everybody make fun of everything. Man, that's what we're speaking of. Fucking southern america man. I'm i'm going to mexico in three days, i'm going to mexico in three days and i'm going by myself. I've only ever been to mexico on a cruise, but now i'm flying into mexico and I guess they don't like ubers down there. So I was asking uh, I was asking, you know, some people that i'm meeting down with cause i'm not getting i'm not getting until uh later at night and i'm kind of scared. Mexico kind of freaks me the fuck out, but I think as a white american you're typically safe because they know if. They beef with you and they abduct you the fucking navy seals are gonna come get you, you know. David goggins is gonna come and call everybody a pussy and uh yeah, so typically if you are american you're pretty safe traveling because these countries know like you don't abduct americans but they will rob you. You know what I mean
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so don't have anything to be robbable. Walk around looking homeless,
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um, but yeah I saw, uh,
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I was trying to. I was thinking about transportation when I get down there when I get to there because I have no idea how far I have to go. Once I get to the airport and I don't speak a lick of frickin spanish, it was like well, hopefully they have uber and so I go it is their uber and blah blah blah and then all these articles come up and all these excuse me. All these
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videos of taxi drivers beating up uber drivers I was like, oh god dude,
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mexico is a different world. Dude. They don't play around, they don't fuck around and I respect that I would actually love to live in mexico. I would love to be accepted in mexico and live there, not have to worry about getting cartel abducted and having things shoved up my butt and have to smuggle hair when not my sphinter over the real grande.
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But yeah i'm uh,
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i'm kind of freaked out so i' think i'm gonna. Call the resort. I'm gonna call the resort here in a little bit and i'm gonna see if they arrange transportation because I don't want to hitch hock and then get my my my little buttle stuff with drugs, dude, so wish me luck. Probably if you're here in this right now i'm recording this on a thursday and friday's episode is already recorded so this will probably be yeah, this is gonna be mondays episode, so by the time you're here in this i'm in mexico right now, bro. I am on a white beach in mexico right now or i'm in a bamboo hut in a forest somewhere on my way to columbia to cocaine for the cartel. Who knows? We'll see we'll see as time gets there. Dude, I want to go on another fucking cruise, dude, I think the last time I was like really really really like, um,
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just hundred percent content of what was going on in my life is when I was on a cruise for a week. Man, people talk shit about cruises. Yes, it's a big germ petri dish and you're seeing the same faces over and over but everybody's just cool, you know. You're not gonna see anybody ever again, but you build a community that you know you're never gonna see again, so everybody's just kind of their wild itself. You have somewhere to crash, there's always food, there's always booze, there's always activities, there's always shit to do.
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it's just fun man. I had a great time on my cruise and I wanna go on uh another one. I want to go on another one really bad and
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um, let's see where are we at? Holy shit dude, this time is flying man. I was thinking about this other day and I broke it down like this in my brain. So this is how i'm going to break it down to you because sometimes we talk about budho bidens, sometimes we talk about the energy energy spheres of the world. Let's talk a little bit about dating. Okay, it's been a couple episodes since we've talked about male female relationship,
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here's what i've noticed. I've noticed that guys like desecrating innocent women and women like to pull down men who are winning. You know what I mean. It's like we're both these fucked up creatures in our own way to where we like to bring the other side down because it's easier to pull them down then build them up just by nature. Think about it when a girl sees a guy winning, right? When a girl sees a guy win and she's like, oh, i'm gonna go fuck his life up. I'm gonna see if this pussy's vicious enough to get him on the hook, then make his life hard, and then with guys we're so attracted to innocence, you know. That's why we don't want a chick that's been passed around. Because she's been, you know, dirtyed up at that point anymore. Like no, it doesn't matter like you're just defying nature. The same way the same way a woman has attracted to six five, making two hundred fifty thousand dollars a year. That's how men are attracted to innocence and you're like, oh,
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that's insecure. Oh, that's
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immature. Whatever fucking things you wanna call it, you know, whenever a guy has any sort of standards women wanna throw negative terms at it. Uh, but that just is what it is you know you wanna be. You wanna be the first guy to do terrible nasty things to this sweet innocent girl. And then the girl wants to come into a successful man's life who only cares about work, who's out there just fucking shit up in a good way. She wants to step into his frame and bring him down a notch. And that's just a generalization. Okay, that's not everybody. That's why the very, very, very high quality partners um, walk into each other's life and build each other' rup and I don't tolerate anything but within my friendships, relationships anything like that. Um, I mean, i'm all here for the talking shit, but you can tell. I can tell a difference between talking shit and when somebody's been facetious and trying to drag me down soon as i'm just trying to drag me down,
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I walk them out I walk them long legs right out of my life. Because I don't wanna be competing, you know what I mean, I don't wanna be competing with my partner or I don't want to be like in weird even with like my buddies, you know. I guess I guess because i'm such a like one man wolf pack when it comes to working
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and i'm i'm so just competitive with myself and people in my field that I don't want that around me in my personal relationships. I want to like step away and I don't, especially with my partner dude I guess what dudes? I can be competitive with my buddies in every sense, but I don't want to be competitive with my girlfriend.
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That shit is annoying
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and i'm not in the game for that. I' saw this app earlier. It's called rez god I know dude don't don't hate, don't blame me for the name okay, but there's an app called riz god and in the commercial was a guy. He got a text from a girl and then he copied the text and then he put it into this app and then the app generated an answer for him to say back and then he put it back in and text it so basically it's ai. It's ai to be texting girls kind of like how south park made fun of that two years ago or whenever they had the chat gpt episode. So these fucking dorks are using ai to be texting chicks one why? Are you texting girls? Only time you should be texting girls is to be making plans to hang out.
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What happens if you get so used to your brain gets so lazy now communicating through ai, now you're hanging out with this chick face to face and because you didn't make the brain connections between the things being said so you'll probably won't even remember what the fuck you said in these threads. So now you're sitting in front of her. Maybe maybe girls are gonna be doing that shit too? Who knows? They probably get so many messages, so many dick offerings? Why? They're just like i'm gonna install a gpt, a chat bot that just answers all my texts, and then when I feel like it i'll go just so I can keep these guys on the hook and then when I feel like it i'll go in there and make dinner plans when i'm hungry and i' don't want to spend money on' food.
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shit's wild.
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I wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror. I would not be able to look myself in the mirror and be like, oh, I was using risk god today and I lined up a date. Fucking geeks did um anyways. That's it, that's it. That's monday's episode y'all having a good monday um, stay strong, keep the weak going, keep a positive outlook. I'd have very good, so i' had a hundred and fifty. Dollar late charge on my rent, um, I just forgot. I've been so fucking busy and I forgot to pay my rent and I had this whole thing planned. Whereas I got, i'm gonna go talk to the manager and i'm gonna kind of be on the sly. I'm gonna say you know, we all make mistakes. I really haven't found a necessary to voice my opinion on any sort of public forums about, you know, then list anything wrong with the apartment. It's like you know what. Let me just go in there smiling and laughing and being cordial and ask these people how they're doing. Let them know it's my fault and see if there's anything that they can do for me. And sure enough
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because I went that route. They waved the hundred and fifty dollar late feet on my rent and that's just a lesson and life right there. Man lesson wisdom. I want to pass down to pass down to the younger people over to my peers and fucking up to anybody older. That's too stupid. That' hasn't learned that yet. That by being nice to people and being understanding of the way the things are that people aren't there aren't out here to get you okay. Typically you're not out here, getting singled out being preyed upon shit just happens you have to deal with these systems and maneuver them properly and just be nice and cordial and respectful to people and you'll get. A lot more back anyways. Go leave a rating, subscribe, go check out the youtube channel, go get my book the petty principles and tell somebody about the podcast and leave a rating all right. Appreciate y'all have a great week. I will see y'all tomorrow. Peace out.
21 min
October 06, 2023 Running From Reality
Hey there, beloved. It's your host, Rodney Smith, aka Lord Petty, welcoming you back to another exciting episode of Dangerous Misinformation. Get ready to dive into the intriguing nooks and crannies of life with me!
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In this episode, we're unraveling the often underestimated virtue of punctuality and dissecting the perils of blindly following societal trends. Join me as I share some candid stories and sprinkle in a bit of irreverence, because, well, life's too short to be too serious, right?
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Yes yes yes yes yes
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oh let me turn that down. Welcome! Welcome to the Lord Petty Podcast how to produce some shit. There really quick like thank you for tuning in a Dangerous Mr Formation the greatest podcasts of the world. Congrats! You made it! You finally arrived, you're finally early to something in your life.
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You missed the Bitcoin,
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you missed the real estate, you missed the N F t's, you missed the Bernie made offs, you've missed it all. You've always been late, but for once you're there early and I appreciate you being here. Ah, please be sure to leave a rating. Tell somebody about the powder cast. You can go and buy my book The Petty Principles on Amazon or on Barnays and Nobles, or just go steal it from somebody. I remember I was driving from, where was I driving from? I think I was driving from Austin out to LA and I had like 50 copies of the book and I drew a giant triumphant C. A. C. A cock. I try to spell cock and I can't.
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Hahahaha
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I try to spell cock and I can't spell cock huh tells you a lot. I think I think a weird just lexio where if somebody starts yelling numbers at me or starts like saying letters out loud I I can't put them. I like that's actually one of my biggest pet peeves too is when I don't understand something and then 3 people. And somebody is like saying oh, it's then throw out a combination of letters. I say wait, what is it again? And then like 3 people chime in because they want to be the one to correct to you cause everybody is just dicks. It's like they mean well, like I was trying to help somebody spell something. I was just trying to help somebody give somebody an answer. No, you're trying to assert yourself by having the answer. It made you feel good about yourself anyways. I drew all these cocks in these books and I just left them everywhere. Every gas station, every rest stop every every hotel everywhere. I stopped, every bar everywhere I went, so there's like 50 copies of my books spread out throughout the Southwest with a giant triumphant winners in them.
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And um, someday when I'm extremely successful and recognizable and extremely hated by many people, there's gonna be people out there' with those books.
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yeah, if you want me to pencil a cock in your book, just let me know and I will gladly do that for it. I got pretty good. I got started drawing pretty good balls and I never put pubes on them. I just kind of let the cock and the balls. Maybe I put like a little squiggly coming off the
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sack,
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but typically it would just be a triumphant cock and balls, but speaking of cock and balls in people being douchebags, right? I went. I went and picked my buddy up all on another day cause he's a degenerate and he left his car downtown cause he was drinking without me with no invite, which is okay cause I never go to anything anyways cause I'm always busy or something, but he hits me up in the morning says, hey dude, can you give me a ride to my car? I say, of course that's what I do. I'm a nice guy, a contrary to popular belief. I'm the nicest person never walk this earth, so I go and grab my dear friend Allen. Okay
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and we go
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uh Owen mariah mariah was with this too, so 3 of us we're going downtown, we're catching up blah blah we're having a good morning. I've been seeing these guys. These guys are like family to me okay, like when I talk about Alam or I like these are like like family people to me and um. So we get to the car. Marias platovic she's gotta do her thing and then Island invited me for a Bloody Mary. I hadn't been drinking in quite a while actually before the time I was drink until the time I was drinking with him beforehand, but so him and I go into this pretty cool bar downtown.
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Cool vibe
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except it was really loud. The foods ball the devil ball was playing super loud and you could barely hear yourself talk which will come back. We will come. Back we will Kim Kardashians back filled with come come back to that in a second. Just give it one second. So Alan and I are sitting there like I said, we haven't seen each other in a grip in a honkadette drip. We haven't seen each other in a while and so we're catching up. I get my single Bloody Mary, he gets his double Bloody Mary, he finishes his cause he's a degenerate. He gets his next Bloody Mary. I'm stuff through quarters of my Single Bloody Mary left cause I'm not a degenerate now is a degenerate and um oh God you should have seen the memes I made of him from the night before like our friends were sending in a group chat. People were sending pictures of him where he's just laying there like he looks like you know, you see, see the people flying in a squirrel suit. That's what he looked like just laying on the floor. Um, I don't care how people drink like that anymore.
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I can't do it anyways so we're sitting at the bar. We're having a good time. We're catching up. We're talking about life right? And we bring up Boeing because you know, I used to work at Boeing. He's pretty high up at Boeing. We're talking about things
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about uh, old stuff,
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deep dude,
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this fucking nerd as dork who but he didn't look like he didn't have. Like glasses and zits on his face. He was actually like a fairly attractive guy, but you can tell he's just a fucking dork
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Excuse me snifflin snifflin on to Powd
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he just chimes in and like he says it's really loud in this bar and he just goes alright.
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and I take one look at this guy. I go nope, I don't feel like being a dick today and I look away, especially because I don't want to talk about fucking Boeing with this guy and so they start going into it right, they start going into it. I'm like I' I'm just gonna watch football, I'm not gonna be, I'm not gonna be a C a C c c b d
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I'm gonna let this unfold. I'm not gonna be my douchebag self and just rip into this absolute fucking loser
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so they start chopping it up and he's like, you know, what program do you work on and I don't even know if I'm allowed it. Yeah, whatever you know, Allen works on like it's the presidential fleet, it's airplanes that fly the lizard people around like that's I worked on one of them, Allen works on a different one and allegedly this guy works on the one that Allen works on and so they gets to talk in cause Alan some sort of like engineer some shit like that. And then the guy he was a designer so they start talking airplane lingo which is over my head which I don't understand acronyms for people and places within the organization doesn't matter.
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and the guys like oh what what about your buddy? And I just kinda go like ah I I used to be. It's like, what do you do now is like I just a bunch of stuff and I just avoided the top because I didn't want to mesh with this guy because I fucking hated this guy as soon as you opened up his mouth I wanted nothing to do with him. I didn't want to chop it up with him. I didn't want to talk about Boeing said I wanted nothing to do with this fucking guy
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he asked he asked al let me tell this correctly because it is so funny. He uh, you get these like merit coins in the military I guess right? Like if you served in a certain place or something like that you get these coins I guess and then uh because San Antonio is the world's biggest military city and we're working on the quote military aircraft like we technically work for the Air Force even though we're Boeing, we technically work for Air Force because you know, like Air Force One, the Air Force B, all the F Fifteens and all that shit. It's all the Air Force fleet, right? There are the ones that fly the president around there. Uh, they're the ones at Hall big 40 five's big ol cock through the sky and Butthole biden's demented brain from coast to coast we can go and shake invisible hands in Earth state
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you can buy at the Boeing store, right the Boeing store. They sell a lot of swag and you can buy these coins you can buy at the Air Force one coins at the Boeing store and so this guy. So I look back away. I'm looking at the TV screen but I can kind of see him out of my eye and he asked Allan, he's like, what program you and I was like, oh, I'm on the V program and then he's you and he goes and he pulls out this fucking coin and then I look over and then he tucks the coin away like I'm not supposed to see the coin and then now it's like you know, you can just buy those at the store right? Like anybody you can buy those you can go buy that coin. It's just like a little Air Force one and he was acting like he's a fucking soldier in Felujah. Showing us his coin sitting in the bar
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I he was just arrogant dude. He was arrogant and then eventually Allen. Goes hey, you want to go check out the food card outside and it's like 10 in the morning like I don't really want barbecue. He's like I I could eat some barbecue so we get up and we go outside and I was like you really want barbecue. He's like the fuck no, I don't want barbecue. I just need to get away from this fucking
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and it was hilarious because I was asking him. I was like, wow so you weren't into him either because I couldn't tell because you guys seem to be chopping it up and um long star short folks. Nobody gives a fuck about your job, especially when people sitting on 1bar. They don't want you to chime in and he kept trying to assert himself. He kept trying to assert himself. The 2 people that really don't give a shit wanna be like oh
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oh wow wow
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and you know he does that and he goes in there like he knew the bartender by name and shit like that
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so you knew
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no, he goes in there and tries to flex and he's just this lonely prick. I guess I mean I'm a lonely prick but I choose to be one so it's different. You know what I'm saying.
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I was thinking about this today speaking of being at bars and drinking and being a degenerate. I was sitting in the car and I was straight up getting upset with myself because. I was reflecting on my teenage years and then well into my 20s about how much fucking time I wasted and what the fuck I was doing back then. I mean, I love all the kids that I grew up with, you know, like their adults now obviously, but like all the kids I grew up with like the stuff we were doing. But then I think about it's like I don't remember anything because all we did was get fucked up like we were party and already by my junior year I think it was a summer my junior year
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and I know people were like, oh, we're partying before that,
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but that is all we did, and I remember always asking the question to my group of friends. I'd be like, you know, what are we like? We're not the even I played football and stuff like that. I didn't hang out with those guys all the time. I just like core group of friends. Well, eventually we started making a rap music and I guess that was our thing, but outside of that I was like, what's what's our thing? It's not like we're we're not jocks, we're not skaters, we're not blah blah blah we're not any of these clicky things that you would fall into, right? I think about like we're just those fucking kids that people go party with people asking us where to find. We're the non drug addict degenerates and I just. Think about how much of my fucking it was such a like way to cope. Like even at that time like I could have so easily been a drug addict or a fucking alcoholic at this point in my life, cause when I was that young and I didn't understand what I was doing because instead of because it was scary for me to think about the future and that I'm gonna graduate and I'm gonna have to do something with my life and I'm gonna have to learn some sort of skill and I'm gonna have to move out of my parent's house
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eventually and I'm gonna have to go out and do something so instead what I would do is just I would just numb that by just getting fucked up every weekend and going to school high all the time and shit like that. And I thought it made me cool dude, that just shows how dumbly our owner, kids man and I need to weld through my 20s too. Just running away. And that's all that' boozing is. That's all that' drugs and alcohol is just running away from reality. That's why I have no respect for it,
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you know, and you just go like the more you booze, the more you booze and drug and all that you just become more and more selfish and selfish and selfish you know. I mean like you don't even realize how fucking selfish you get and how empty. Your life is. You're just you're just trying to get, and for me was never even a fix. I never even had an addiction. It was just like the trying to get the fuck out of my head because I didn't want to make difficult decisions about my life. So I go just fucking party like oh, there's still time, but guess what, dude times flee in so the more you just fill your head with that garbage the less you're focusing on something that could actually help you out and then it's like most and I remember I don't know where I heard this from some sort of outside influence I heard finally maybe it was a rapper or something like that they're talking about. Uh, you know if you're broke, why you party and party and you're supposed to be celebrating if you're if you're broke and you're party and you're just escaping and then finally like the bell started going off in my little German brain and I was like
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yeah,
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I'm a fucking degenerate loser so I need to change my life and
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yeah dude
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still working that one out. Um, I think we all are speaking of German brain. Dude, I actually have some great news. I went to a uh new I went to a room mytologist today. I'd wait like 2 months to go see this guy and his his name is like a big German guy. His name was like Doctor Martian. Bucka some shit like that right? And I understand why people don't like us Germans or why people get off put or people seem like weird around me when they first meet me because this guy walked in the room and I don't think he cracked a single fucking smile and I'm like, isn't there a little bit of compassion from you guy? Um? But there wasn't at all like anytime he would ask me a question and if I wouldn't and I respect the fuck out of this, I love this guy every time he would ask me a question and if I would kind of like slightly vere off the question, tell him more than needs to know he'd just interrupt me and be like that's not what I asked and he was just like it was, you know, I've talked I' talked shit about uh, I talked shit about doctors here recently about oh, they just read the research and they gotta have
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after deal with this motherfucker was like, no, I was so intellectually he was so on a different planet intellectually he was so 9000 steps ahead of me at every single conceivable point. Intellectually that it was intimidating. You know what I mean. I'm not saying he was probably like
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I mean
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he was a little bigger than me. I guess maybe he was like 6. 4, I'm about 6. 2 so I'm about, you know, 6 2, 180 issues he was probably like. 6. 4 like 190, 200 or something, but he's just you know he's like he' was like 50 in his fifties, probably just as fucking stoic and stern as it could possibly get. And he gave me some great fucking news bro. He gave me some great news that I might not actually have an autoimmune disorder that I might actually be a neurological thing which is just related to fucking stress and trauma which would make sense. That's where you know. The same thing is a double edged sword whenever you meet funny people uh, they've usually dealt with stress and trauma on their life which is built a certain thing with inside of them and then uh, but sometimes shit goes haywire. Some people they have addictions and mental illness and blah blah blah with me. It just kind of manifested into a neurological disorder and I think you know, I think about the time when all that shit started you just pile on like all the work.
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Stress the relationship stress uh, just chemic like just everything that I was. I don't know dude, it's great news in my opinion because I kind of asked them like well, could this mean that I don't? Because there's other doctor that I had the one that told me I had not to immune disorder back in 2020 I would ask him a question. He wouldn't even let me get the fucking question. I was just like nope, he was. Like this, I don't know some some sort of Asian guy he's like didn't speak well English and he didn't like to be challenged by any means and it's like I get that I'm just the dumbass sitting here, but it's my body so I should be able to ask him my body my choice. I should be able to ask you some fucking questions, dude, but
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yeah,
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I remember the red flag went off when I asked him about diet cause at the time I heard about the carnivore diet and I didn't bring up the carnivore diet because I knew what the hell this guy was gonna say about it, but I asked him about diet. In general he's like raw. There's no conclusive evidence, but he said it in an Asian accent, but I'm not gonna try to do an Asian accent cause I don't wanna be racist. So we kept
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um
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telling me that no, there's no conclusive evidence here. Take this fucking take these pills. You have to stick yourself with the fucking needle. You have to do this in that you're gonna deal with this thing for life this guy. Today you started asking me serious of questions and then you don't realize how fucked up you are like you think you just get kind of used to it
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and you saying ah well
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and sound. I'm like, yeah, I feel really like when I first wait, I feel good when I sleep like. Sleeps the thing really helps me. He's like yeah if issues sleep in like yeah
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they sell me well,
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I know you're gonna hate to hear this cause you've been hearing it, but technically it is in your head because I believe it's a neurological that ordered
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well,
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you perceive pain a certain way you perceive your brain perceives pain that might not even be there, which does cause influence. It's complicated as shit do the smart people figure in the shit the fuck out and I'm glad I'm getting different opinions because I heard Mr I was listening to. I got kind of infatuated with Mr. Beast recently because I was shitting on him. Then I was okay. I'm shitting on this guy and I' know nothing about him. I should probably learn something about him and it turns out that he has crones disease and he really has to deal with that and it really kind of fucked his life up which made him going YouTube so hard cause he didn't want to have a normal job and blah blah and I can kind of relate to that.
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And so Joe Rogan was talking about. You know he's asking about his experience with crones, which crones is an auto immune disorder as well where it causes inflammation in your intestines. And then Joe Rogan was just hung by like you know you seem like such a persistent smart guy. I'm sure if you threw everything you had at it you could get better even though they say it's incurable and I was like, oh, that's what I'm doing. I'm not Mr. Beast smart and I'm not fucking whatever, but not fuck that I might be. I have a different intelligence than Mr Beast. Mr. Beast is a he's got nerd brain, he's got nerd brain and that he's really good at what he' does and he understands YouTube and he's a cool guy. He's a real cool guy and that's how I was thinking like yeah, I think if he did if he really focused on this thing and tackled it, he could probably get it under control as well. But
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um yeah
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yeah
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bro
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uh fucking A This episode. We're already uh, we're already round in the corners. Dan. How about that catch me outside,
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how about that?
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Whatever happened to catch me outside girl, bad bad baby last night she made like 20 mill on only fans. Um, who the fuck is buying only fans? Why would you guys even buy only fans? Typically you don't see things anyway. I'm not gonna lie. I bought it one time because it was a local girl and then my girlfriend at the time found out about it and she was pissed. She's like at least have it be some random horror. I was like, yeah, you have a point, you're right, I'll admit when I'm wrong and I've been bought an only fan sense, but I've seen leaks, you know. I've seen leaks on a reddit like you type the girl's name in type in girls name naked reddit. Then you can go look at their only fans links leaks and they're typically just posting the same shit that you would see on their Instagram. So don't buy fucking only fans. Guys don't be idiots. Alright anyways, please leave a rating, please subscribe, share this on your social medias, do all the good things you know what to do you're smart,
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you smart, you loyal, okay,
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that's my DJ coward impression. I know it's terrible. Take out yourselves, thank you, thank you, thank you, peace out, leave a rating, leave a review, tell somebody about the podcast by my book. Go get some merch, do it all. Help a brother out.
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peace!
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