Crime. Reduces. Innocence. Makes. Everyone. Angry. I. Declare. This week’s episode is dedicated to Crime Aid from Season 5! We talk about the different relationships in this episode, from Michael and Holly starting to date, to Jim and Pam in Scranton and New York, and Dwight talking to Phyllis while he makes a knife with a knife. And naturally we also cover all the squeaky gavels, putt putt golf club sets, and vintage HP computer collectors that make up this episode. Then we do a quick Ordinary Things segment and close with another round of trivia!

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