As Dan sees it, there are precisely 10 things you must do in a bar before your LAST last call, from making a lifelong friend to having sex in the bathroom. Whether you’re a fellow stiff-necked sot bound for Satan-town or a holy roller who only drinks on the Lord’s day (because when you think about it, every day is the Lord’s day, isn’t it?), Dan is here to help, delivering the list in all its ingloriousness. Speaking of lists, Dan also comes correct in this episode with a rundown of 7 legendary American bars that should be on any serious pub-goer's bucket list. Among these wondrous watering holes are The Buffet Bar in Tucson, AZ, and The Horse You Came In On Saloon in Baltimore, MD.

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