IM HAVING CHEST PAINS! Because I’m so excited for this episode. It’s just the Mommies today, so put your hands together. Clap on, Clap off, The Clapper. Tom has discovered Bert Kreischer’s twin in Maradona and Christina wants a racist parrot for the studio. Tom hung out with Joey Diaz this past weekend and almost died. Plus, there are most likely more jewelry purchases in the Segura’s near future.

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