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WHAT IS UP YOU CHOMOS?? This week Tom Segura and Christina P discuss CP's bangs and potential nose ring, questionable goblins in Harry Potter, Tom's hotel sushi ordeal, and Charo getting high over the weekend. They review listener submissions for the "animal" challenge, read emails from a self-proclaimed straight gay guy as well as a woman who received worn panties in the mail by mistake. They watch videos of a guy who got caught stealing a package, a cool guy's dying wish, the problems with white veganism, and an Albanian Christina P lookalike. The Main Mommies also play a round of "Horrible or Hilarious?" and watch this week's batch of TikToks.

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