How confident are you that you'd survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse? Ex-girlfriends ruined a player's wedding. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a four-day work week. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 22, 2023. 

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Too fat for Mario Kart. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 2000-year-old dildos. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 21, 2023. 

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Balloon banger. Your penis is bigger than your grandfather's. Worst tattoo idea ever (Spoiler: it's a vagina face tattoo). The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 20, 2023. 

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Monster Jam driver of Megalodon Todd LeDuc. Dad Fights 120: All About the Number Three. What people hate about porn. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 17, 2023. 

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Did KARE 11's Janel Klein see a streaker? A famous actor is selling their drawers for charity. Hot coals on your little soldier's helmet. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 16, 2023. 

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Trooper Gordon Shank answers questions about rules of the road. You hear that loud noise coming from the other room? It's your parents banging. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn star internal injuries. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 15, 2023. 

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Secrets you've never told your significant other. Death diving is so hawt right now! Everything you've ever wanted to know about farting while in a relationship. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 14, 2023. 

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Dr. P Jesus answers medical questions. How two chicks got a drunk driver. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the source of Rihanna's halftime itch. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 13, 2023. 

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Criminal defense attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 119: Musical Acts We Wish Performed at the Super Bowl. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cocktails being better than beer. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 10, 2023. 

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Here's what happens when you hold in your poop (it's not good). Zookeepers discover first of it's kind...a monkey glory hole. Everything you need to know about weiners. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 9, 2023. 

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