Kellie and Allen break down all the details from Kellie's prolonged birthday celebration. Let's just say she remembers MOST of it. And after the birthday buffoonery, Kellie's friend Kristen put her and Allen on a program to get them fit for the Podcast Family Vacation.

But next up? Allen's big 5-0! And things are starting to fall apart. Who knew 3 gray eyebrow hairs could cause so much anxiety?

Allen shares his finds from his latest dumpster dive. And don't forget! If you're struggling with infertility, please check out kellieandallen.com/maybebaby for your chance to win an effortless IVF cycle. And thank you to Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody of Care Fertility for providing our listeners with this opportunity. Visit them at embryo.net.

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It's the first birthday of the very first Show Baby, Asher! Kellie and Allen talk to the winners of the very first Maybe Baby contest -- Kellie and Luis -- about their infertility journey and the joy of finally having a baby boy! To enter Maybe Baby 3.0, go to KellieandAllen.com/MaybeBaby.

With celebrities getting more involved and outspoken about politics, and with several running for and winning an office, would YOU vote for a celebrity? Do you think they should even run? Kellie found a survey that produced some very interesting -- and hopefully entertaining! -- results.

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Kellie has been very burdened about her daughter's wish to go live with her dad, but has an update that's given her a glimmer of hope.

"It's so fun!" they said. "Your kids will love it!" they said. But after a brutal game of Throw Throw Burrito, will the game ever be played in Evans Manor again?

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Allen has been going through all of 2020 getting ready to pay the tax man and after seeing what they spent going out to eat last year, Kellie saw a look in his eyes she never wants to see again.

Do you often compare yourself to other couples you see posting all the time on Instagram? Maybe you shouldn't. Kellie found a study that shows things aren't always what they seem on social media.

And Allen reads some fantastic listener mail that has Kellie promising to do her first blog post since 2019!

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Allen is all twisted up over a new claim by those rebel Millenials. Have you heard that the flat sheet is out? Believe it or not, this is a topic ripe for debate.

Kellie's day was a non-stop Comedy of Errors, which culminated with her on her hands and knees cleaning up dog mess AGAIN while the rest of her family watched.

After Allen bends the truth for another Kellie Claps Back. Kellie gives an update on the Shrimp Tail Cereal guy. Get a review -- but no spoilers! -- about the new movie, "Nobody." And Allen brings it home for Jerome by sharing a story of a heroic deed and the reverse karma that came from it.

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Kellie had a Halo laser procedure today and gives all the details. Then she breaks down the biggest viral story of the week -- the Twitter tirade of a man who found shrimp tails, dental floss and what seems to be rat poo in the bottom of his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Allen isn't buying it for a minute.

How do you stack up financially with the rest of Americans? Kellie stumbles her way through the breakdown, but it may make you think about getting your finances in order!

And finally, Kellie and Allen go through the catchiest, most memorable commercial jingles of all time! How many will you recognize?

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For the first time in history, Kellie tells a decades-old story about her first experience with porn. It's not what you think....or is it?

Allen goes through the Podcast Family's emails, covering everything from self-tanner to baby names to Dallas tourism to vow renewals. We also have a followup from the First Ever Podcast Family Meetup. And it's nice when your kid loves a show that's fun for the parents to watch, too. Kellie and Allen recommend one that literally had Allen doubled over in laughter.

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Kellie and Allen wrap up their week in the RV with a fabulous sunset dinner at Doc’s Seafood in Corpus Christi. Hear about their incredible adventure at the Texas State Aquarium! Get all the details on Kellie’s first shower in the RV! Where did Allen’s middle wiener go? What shocking thing did Kellie and Allen see happen outside their RV window? What should you name your next baby? All these questions and more are answered in this podcast, made possible by some pretty awesome sponsors.

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Kellie and Allen take A Sandwich and Some Lovin’ on the road! Where have they been so far? How many Podcast Family members have they come across? How many fights have they had? What did they forget to pack? How many showers has Kellie taken so far? Who’s basically putting the RV on his back and carrying the entire trip? The answers to these questions and more may or may not surprise you.

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