A long-standing Northeastern Ohio pool service company with ~$1.95M revenue and ~$454k EBITDA is up for sale at ~3x SDE, sparking debate on seasonality, retail real estate, and debt structures in a niche where private equity rarely ventures.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/pool-service-company-in-northeastern-ohio/2332791/

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In this episode, the hosts welcome guest Rand Larsen (Scale Path) to break down a second-generation pool service and maintenance company in Northeastern Ohio. With nearly $2M in revenue, ~$454k EBITDA, and ~$554k SDE, the company is priced at ~$1.5M (about 3x). The deal also includes $80k in inventory, while $750k of real estate is held separately. The business boasts a 13,000 sq. ft. retail/service building, eight employees, and a 60-year history dating back to 1963.

Key Highlights:
- $1.95M revenue, ~$454k EBITDA, ~$554k SDE; priced at ~$1.5M (~3x).
- $750k real estate (not included in price); 13,000 sq. ft. retail + service building.
- Eight employees; route-based recurring pool maintenance vs. high-ticket installs.
- Seasonal cash flow risk in Ohio; SBA lenders may only close at start of busy season.
- Opportunities in retail chemical sales, service expansion, or re-engaging in installs.

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A “too-good-to-be-true?” SBA-prequalified cat-content brand with 3.9M Facebook followers, ~$872–$920k revenue and ~95% margins sparks a lively debate on platform risk, AI headwinds, and creative deal structures to de-risk the buy.

Business Listing – https://quietlight.com/listings/17899268/

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The crew dissects a Quiet Light listing for a 15-year-old cat-content platform boasting 3.9M Facebook followers, ~2.2M monthly pageviews, and reported RPMs in the $22–$30+ range. The broker materials (as read aloud) claim ~$872k–$920k in revenue, ~$821k in net income (~94–95% margins), asking ~$2.3M (~2.8x).

Key Highlights:
- Asking ~$2.3M (~2.8x) on ~$872k–$920k revenue and ~$821k net (~94–95% margins).
- Audience/traffic: 3.9M FB followers, ~2.2M monthly pageviews; RPM ~$22–$30+.
- Under-monetized: heavy banner ads, little/no affiliate, 15k newsletter @ ~29% OR.
- Financing reality: SBA “pre-qualified” but lenders wary of platform risk/volatility.
- Deal ideas: $500–$800k equity + seller carry; or ~$821k upfront + 50/50 rev share until seller hits ask.

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In this episode, a $5.1M portfolio of seven KidStrong gyms in Texas is analyzed for its valuation, investor fit, and whether a multi-location kids fitness business is a scalable opportunity or operational headache.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/turnkey-multi-unit-kidstrong-franchise-opportunity-in-texas/2381018/

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A portfolio of seven KidStrong franchise units across Austin and Houston, TX is listed for $5.1M, with $4.8M in revenue and around $1M EBITDA. Built on recurring revenue from youth fitness memberships, KidStrong blends physical activity and character development for children in a gym-like setting.

Key Highlights:
- Asking price: $5.1M | Revenue: $4.8M | EBITDA: ~$1M
- 7 KidStrong locations in Austin & Houston (3 hours apart)
- Conventional financing emphasized—possible SBA issues?
- Minimal economies of scale at unit level
- Solid recurring revenue with mission-driven brand appeal

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In this episode, the hosts break down a high-margin Blue Kangaroo Packouts franchise resale in Charlotte, NC, highlighting its unique niche in content restoration and the risks of unpredictable revenue cycles.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/established-and-thriving-blue-kangaroo-packoutz-franchise/2410070/

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Connor brings a Blue Kangaroo Packouts franchise resale in Charlotte, NC to the table—priced at $975K with $482K SDE and nearly $937K in gross revenue. The business specializes in content restoration after fire, water, or mold damage, operating out of a 10,000 sq ft warehouse with 25 employees and a solid referral network from sister brands under the Belfor umbrella.

Key Highlights:
- Asking price: $975K with ~$482K SDE (approx. 50% margin)
- Located in Charlotte, NC with 25 employees and 10K sq ft warehouse
- Operates in niche "contents restoration" space, not full service restoration
- Franchised under Blue Kangaroo Packouts, owned by Belfor Group
- Key risks: volatile cash flow, unpredictable demand, and customer concentration

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In this episode, the hosts analyze a $9.5M revenue RV technician school with $2.8M profit, high regulatory barriers, and a tricky $6M real estate kicker.

Business Listing – https://quietlight.com/listings/12510300/

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The hosts review a dominant RV technician training and certification school generating $9.5M in revenue and $2.85M in net income. With VA program approval, regulatory licensing, and custom facilities, the business holds a strong moat in a booming industry driven by record RV sales and a shortage of skilled technicians. The listing price is $15.6M—excluding the $6M real estate that’s “part and parcel” to operations.

Key Highlights:
- $9.5M revenue, $2.85M profit (~30% margins)
- Asking price $15.6M, but real estate adds another $6M
- Largest RV tech school in North America, founded 2017
- VA program approval provides strong pipeline but introduces payer risk
- Growth levers: satellite campuses, Fort Hood program, online platform

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In this episode, the hosts dig into a hyper-niche listing—DudeRanch.com, a $50K profit solo project that's the ultimate lifestyle business for someone who loves SEO, horses, and freedom.

Business Listing – https://x.com/searchbound/status/1957128051973656683

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The hosts break down the unusual, yet captivating listing for DudeRanch.com, a directory-style marketplace charging $575 per year to feature ranches targeting high-end vacationers. With trailing 12-month profit of $50,000 and nearly zero operating cost, it’s a classic digital cash-flow project—built on SEO, brand equity, and a killer domain name.

Key Highlights:
- Asking Price: $225K for a business making $50K in profit (4.5x multiple)
- Revenue Model: $575/year from ~100 ranches; 95%+ profit margin
- Growth Levers: Raise rates, add concierge services, run sales process
- SEO Moat: Owns duderanch.com, dominates Google for the niche
- Risk Factors: AI impact on search traffic, single-operator dependence

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In this episode, the hosts dissect a fast-growing healthcare call center business with $4M EBITDA—and major risks around customer concentration, compliance, and workforce churn.

Business Listing – https://view.generational.deals/?qs=8a49d003d042ac87b1f83ac25a5e010857481ce24a855bec1732a67b0123f8fbca2acbb8b52a738808cc8dbae51ca8ba778b09622a79bce1a3c73329b056f81b73624ce434606bfc3f23118059290a12

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The hosts explore a Midwest-based healthcare contact center business generating $15M in revenue and $4M in EBITDA. Serving mainly insurance companies and hospitals, the company helps with member enrollment, invoicing, and premium processing, offering high-trust and SOC 2 Type II certified services.

Key Highlights:
- Asking price likely ~$25M for $4M EBITDA on $15M revenue
- 92% of business comes from insurance companies—major concentration risk
- HIPAA, High Trust, and SOC 2 Type II certified—good compliance, limited moat
- High employee churn risk with 160 non-union call center employees
- Working capital red flag: $2.9M in receivables ties up nearly a full year of EBITDA

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In this episode, the hosts dive into a highly profitable farrier school in Idaho with strong margins, lifestyle perks, and a YouTube-famous founder—but its future hinges on whether the influencer behind it stays involved.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/equestrian-industry-school/2397257/

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This week’s deal is a unique one: a farrier school located on a scenic 25-acre horse property in Idaho, listed for $3.5M including $2.2M worth of real estate. With annual revenue of $1.1M and seller cash flow around $477K, this school trains students in the highly specialized trade of hoof care and horse shoeing—critical, recurring services in the equestrian world.

Key Highlights:
- Asking Price: $3.5M (includes $2.2M real estate, $250K FF&E, $49K inventory)
- Location: Rural Idaho, on a 25-acre fully equipped horse facility
- Revenue: $1.1M | Cash Flow: ~$477K
- Business Model: Farrier training school + influencer-driven top-of-funnel
- Risk Factor: Brand heavily tied to YouTube-famous founder still active in Mexico

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In this episode, the hosts break down a jaw-dropping $6.5M AI-driven OnlyFans agency for sale—raising questions about revenue math, adult industry risks, and whether it's genius or just gross.

Business Listing – https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EXFqF7L2x2LeM5ncFNfDEqRk6iRhDHiT/view?usp=sharing

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What happens when an AI-enabled "talent agency" for OnlyFans creators hits the market at a $6.5M price tag? The AcqAnon crew dives headfirst into this uniquely controversial listing based in Australia, uncovering a 2023 startup with $4.5M in revenue and 30%+ EBITDA margins—on paper, anyway.

Key Highlights:
- Asking Price: $6.5M on $1.46M EBITDA (4.4x multiple)
- Revenue: $4.5M AUD, 80% one-time licensing, 20% backend profit share
- Location: Australia, with global customer base
- Risks: Adult industry compliance issues, high churn, no bank/SBA financing
- Unique Angle: First-mover AI tooling for digital “OnlyFans managers”

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In this episode, the hosts dissect a $12M IV therapy franchise deal in oil-rich Midland, Texas—and uncover a mix of sketchy math, questionable branding, and a saturated niche market.

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This week’s deal is a $12 million “turnkey wellness empire” in Midland, Texas, offering IV therapy and a newly minted franchise system. With projected 2025 revenues of $2.5M, $710K SDE, and an eyebrow-raising $2.8M EBITDA, the financials don't quite add up—and the team dives in to unpack it all.

Key Highlights:
- Asking Price: $12M for $710K SDE and $2.8M claimed EBITDA
- Location: Midland, TX—high-income, oil-driven market
- Business Type: Single-location IV clinic + early-stage franchise
- Legal Hurdles: MSO structure needed for compliance, tough for financing
- Major Red Flag: Brand offers a “Jesus Shot” and unclear financials

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