In this episode, the hosts review the franchise disclosure document for Comfort Keepers and debate whether senior in-home care franchising is a scalable wealth builder—or a people-management headache best left to the right operator.

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This week, Alex Smereczniak joins the show to walk through something we rarely analyze: a full Franchise Disclosure Document (FDD). The focus is on Comfort Keepers, a non-medical in-home senior care franchise with over 600 units and decades of operating history. The hosts dig into Item 7 (startup costs), Item 19 (unit-level financial performance), and Item 20 (unit openings and closures) to evaluate the system’s health. Startup costs range roughly $100K–$160K, largely working capital. Mature units average well into seven figures in revenue, with top performers exceeding $20M annually. Closures are relatively low, and most franchisees have operated for 7+ years—strong signals for system stability.

Key Highlights:
- Senior in-home care franchise with 600+ locations and long operating history
- Startup cost: ~$100K–$160K; revenue potential into 7 figures
- Majority of units operating 7+ years; relatively low closures
- Labor-heavy model with 25–100 caregivers per territory
- Macro demographic tailwinds: aging population drives demand

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In this episode, the hosts analyze a $2M revenue mobile dog grooming franchise on Long Island and debate whether strong margins and recurring revenue justify the premium price—especially after franchise fees and fleet CapEx.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/8-years-open-operating-and-profitable-franchisor-s-founding-location/2444631/

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This week, the hosts, and franchise expert Connor Groce break down an intriguing pet services deal: a mobile dog grooming franchise covering all of Long Island, New York. The business generates $2.1M in revenue with a stated $744K EBITDA and is asking $3.2M. It operates 13 fully outfitted grooming vans and serves Nassau and Suffolk counties—no storefront required. As the founding location of the franchise system, it also comes with brand credibility and operational systems built over eight years.

Key Highlights:
- $2.1M revenue, $744K stated EBITDA, $3.2M asking price
- 13 mobile grooming vans serving Long Island territory
- Franchise royalty adjustment likely reduces true cash flow
- Customer loyalty risk tied to individual groomers
- SBA loan likely viable—but franchise approval and bank underwriting matter

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In this episode, the hosts break down a 30-year-old site prep and grading business in coastal North Carolina, debating whether steady demand and durable relationships outweigh the heavy equipment CapEx risks.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/excavation-grading-and-hauling-business-for-sale/2464393/

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This week, the hosts analyze a $4.2M revenue excavation, grading, and hauling business located near Wilmington, North Carolina. Founded in 1993, the company specializes in land clearing, structural demolition, grading, and material hauling—essentially delivering flat, build-ready dirt lots to developers and builders. The asking price is $3.6M and includes $480K of owner-occupied real estate plus a full fleet: excavators, dozers, dump trucks, trailers, and more.

Key Highlights:
- $4.2M revenue excavation & site prep company; $3.6M asking price
- 30-year operating history with 13 FTEs and significant heavy equipment fleet
- Major diligence focus: maintenance CapEx vs. true EBITDA
- SBA 12-month seller transition rule creates relationship transfer risk
- Strong local moat: equipment proximity limits out-of-state competition

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In this episode the hosts break down a one-year-old “digital wellness” SaaS porn-blocking app doing ~$100K in profit from a single YouTube video—and debate whether it’s worth $600K or just a $30K rebuild with better marketing.

Business Listing – https://flippa.com/12197961-1-porn-blocker-app-ios-windows-b2c-saas-196k-gross-161k-net-604-subs-10k-mrr-0-57-dispute-all-from-a-single-traffic-source-huge-untapped-growth

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In this episode, the hosts break down a fascinating SaaS listing sourced from the University of South Carolina’s entrepreneurship-through-acquisition class. The target? A one-year-old porn-blocking “digital wellness” app based in Michigan generating $180K in gross revenue, ~$8.8K in monthly recurring revenue, and an eye-popping 85% margin—all driven by a single YouTube video.

Key Highlights:
- $180K gross revenue, ~$8.8K MRR, ~85% margins, ~600 subscribers
- 100% of traffic from a single YouTube video (massive concentration risk)
- Asking 5.6x multiple despite minimal infrastructure and inconsistent listing details
- Easily replicable tech stack? Likely VPN-based content filtering
- Major upside via influencer/UGC marketing in health & wellness channels

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In this episode the hosts evaluate a $2.1M virtual reality forklift training business generating $600K+ in annual profit and debate whether it’s a durable industrial SaaS opportunity—or a niche hardware rental play facing automation headwinds.

Business Listing – https://flippa.com/12243476-8-y-o-virtual-reality-training-and-workplace-development-platform

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This week, the hosts review an 8-year-old Georgia-based virtual reality forklift training company listed for $2.14M on Flippa. Founded in 2017, the business generates approximately $50K/month in profit (~$600K annually) with 66% margins and a 3.5x earnings multiple. The company sells VR forklift simulators and software licenses to technical colleges and industrial clients, combining hardware kits with recurring licensing revenue.

Key Highlights:
- Asking Price: $2.14M (3.5x profit, ~2.3x revenue)
- Location: Georgia-based VR forklift simulator company
- Strong presence in technical college systems
- Hybrid hardware + software model (not pure SaaS)
- Major debate: long-term viability vs. automation & robotic forklifts

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In this episode, the hosts analyze a $36M Florida-based vertically integrated countertop business with strong EBITDA—but big risks tied to real estate, cyclical new construction, and questionable growth potential.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/premier-vertically-integrated-countertop-manufacturer-and-installer/2375304/

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This week’s deal features a $36M listing for a Florida-based, vertically integrated countertop manufacturer and installer doing $19.2M in revenue and $4.8M in EBITDA. The company serves primarily new residential construction customers, operating out of a 45,000-square-foot facility that's under 50% capacity, with real estate included in the asking price.

Key Highlights:
- $36M asking price, $4.8M EBITDA (~7.5x multiple)
- Florida-based countertop fabrication & installation biz
- Revenue: $19.2M; facility operating under 50% capacity
- Primarily B2B—home builders, no showroom or retail model
- Real estate included (45,000 sq ft), inventory only $50K

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In this episode, the hosts break down a portfolio of eight Scooter’s Coffee franchises in Louisville, KY, debating its $7.5M price tag, real estate mystery, and potential as an operator or add-on play.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/8-scooter-s-coffee-franchises-profitable-turnkey-louisville-ky/2419862/

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The team dives into a listing for eight Scooter’s Coffee drive-thru franchises in the Louisville, KY metro, generating $7.5M in revenue and $1.09M in NOI—a 15% margin. Offered either as a bundle or individually, the portfolio boasts high-traffic locations, compact footprints, and turn-key staffing. However, the listing omits critical details on lease terms and real estate ownership.

Key Highlights:
- $7.5M asking price, $1.09M NOI (~7x multiple)
- 8 Scooter’s Coffee franchises in Louisville, KY
- No real estate included; possible long-term ground leases
- Units average 664 sq. ft. with drive-thru-only formats
- Offered individually or as a portfolio—raising questions about quality spread

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In this episode, the hosts break down a $1M EBITDA smart home and AV integration business in booming Charlotte, NC—debating whether the real opportunity lies in the electrical add-on and attached $3.5M showroom real estate.

Business Listing – https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/1-00mm-sde-smart-home-and-av-integration-company-in-charlotte/2365518/

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This week, the hosts evaluate a 15-year-old smart home and AV integration company in Charlotte, North Carolina generating $3.6M in revenue and exactly $1M in Seller’s Discretionary Earnings. The asking price? $3.5M (3.5x SDE), plus an additional optional $3.5M for a showroom property not included in the business price.

Key Highlights:
- $3.6M revenue | $1M SDE | Asking 3.5x multiple
- 70% residential / 30% commercial mix
- 18 employees including technicians, project managers & leadership
- $3.5M optional showroom real estate with structuring upside
- Major growth lever: Add licensed electrical services for full-stack installs

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In this episode, the hosts explore a $5M remote Wyoming ski resort with epic scenery, zero financials, and huge hidden costs—ultimately concluding it's a billionaire’s hobby, not a real business.

Business Listing – https://www.land.com/property/230-acres-in-washakie-county-wyoming/24410346/

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This week’s deal is a $5 million ski resort in the remote Bighorn Mountains of Wyoming, complete with a 20,000 sq ft lodge, 35 ski trails, 15 cabins, an RV park, and a single lift facing a pristine alpine lake. But what sounds like a winter wonderland quickly raises red flags: there are no financials listed, no clear cash flow, and heavy CapEx lurking beneath the snow.

Key Highlights:
- $4.9M price tag for 230 acres in Wyoming with ski and summer amenities
- 800 ft vertical drop, 1 ski lift, cabins, bar, restaurant, wedding venue
- No stated revenue or EBITDA—possibly breakeven at best
- Remote location = staffing, access, and utility maintenance challenges
- Hosts suspect it's better for a cult compound or tax-optimized lifestyle than a business investment

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In this episode, the hosts break down a highly optimized, $34M freight brokerage specializing in weird, mission-critical loads—one of the best businesses they’ve seen, and totally out of reach for most buyers.

Business Listing – https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ir1uPXvP33JxMYO-AkT5Qv3DsjmL2o_j/view?usp=sharing

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This freight brokerage is one of the biggest—and cleanest—deals Acquisitions Anonymous has ever reviewed. Project Overland is a tech-enabled, non-asset-based logistics company specializing in high-complexity loads: think seafood, distilled spirits, disaster response, and massive equipment rental. With $34.3M in projected 2025 revenue and $5.5M in adjusted EBITDA, the business offers niche expertise in hard-to-serve freight segments.

Key Highlights Section:
- $34.3M revenue / $8.7M net revenue / $5.5M EBITDA (2025 projections)
- Specializes in complex freight: alcohol, seafood, equipment, disaster relief
- Non-asset-based with Colombia-based BPO support
- Tech-enabled, AI-driven TMS platform
- Likely to trade at 7–9x EBITDA to private equity buyers

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