Aging & Raging

Mommy Brain should be the ultimate compliment. Why? Because moms are busy as shit, tired as shit, and taking care of mad shit. Sadly Mommy Brain  doesn’t equal a free ride to Harvard. It equals you lost your keys, forgot your wallet, fell asleep at work, and wait, where’s that baby?!???

Conception: So if you know where babies come from, then you know how to get one and how to um…not get one. Right? Wrong. Listen up as we discuss how and when we first became moms. For some of us it was too easy. For some, too hard. And for some….juuuuust right (so right that […]

How do you prioritize your relationships? Who comes first, baby? Or baby daddy? Well obviously the one who is crying the loudest and needs you the most! So wait, who comes first?!?? Listen in as we discuss our post partum relationship priorities. Spoiler: sleep is the new sex.

Baes, if you're a mom, you already know You're Doing It All Wrong. Not only are you hashtag blessed, but you're also probably hashtag guilt tripping 24x7. Are you spending enough time with your kids, feeding them vegetables, helping them become responsible citizens of the world, or just totally spacing out, letting them watch hours of TV, eat crap,and forgetting to snap their stroller harness??? Find out how we're doing and dealing with Mom Guilt.

Well it was Fathers Day! Check out how we celebrated the original mo-fos, the dads!

We love to peep our friends' sweet kids on social media, but let's get real: some moms need to shut the blog up. From lighting, to posing, to content there are some mommy blogs that just make us feel like shiz. Oh your kid loves to read silently and serenely on a white blanket, pausing only to say "I love you mommy." ? THATS COOL, YOU LIAR. Listen to us discuss (and admit to) the biggest mom blog eff yous.