Ok, who’s doing what to their face? when and why? This week the ladies discuss what we do and don’t do to feel good in our skin. Moms, how far do you go to tweak your appearance? Salmon sperm, Botox, snail slime, or throw a paper bag over your head and say fugit? Turns out not everyone on the mic has the same opinion on this one!

You’re doing great, Sweetie! This too shall pass!!! Count your blessings and get workin on that gratitude journal hun! Yeah yeah yeah suck a diaper, Karen. Encouragement is great, but toxic positivity is making us crash out. This week, join us in reality where we discuss when looking on the bright sides just blinds you to the truth: some things just effing suck.

Hey moms! boot scoot and boogie on over here. As our kids grow up and we get older, there are some things we’ve been able to let go of. Organic food, literacy, personal hygiene, just to name a few. Listen in as we discuss what we just DGAF about anymore. Are we evolving or giving up? You decide!

Hellooo mamas! this week we’re asking: wtf is happening to our bodies ? Can someone please write a What’s Happening to my Body? Book for middle aged women? Thx! Our asses are soft, our bellies are soft-the only tight thing left is our anxiety . Luckily for us, Sarah has some chicken soup for the soul 😏.

Hi Moms!! We’re baaackk! We missed you guys!  listen to our season premiere where we ask the big question: wtf just happened? A decade on and the kids are all potty trained but it’s our mentals that are circling the drain. Make it make sense.

Hit play and find out what the gang has been up to. New homes, new families, new pets, new milestones, and best of all: new fails (bow wow yippee yay). We can’t wait to take you on a journey to absolutely nowhere with us this season!! Love ya moms, so stoked to be back.

Moms! We missed you! We left you hanging and we are so sorry. One of us had a baby, two of us moved to Florida, and one of us…well. Heads up for the absolute biggest Plot

Twerk™️ the thread has ever known. Let’s just say, Kate hasn’t been the only one up all night. 😮‍💨😮‍💨 Listen now to New Dick, Who Dis?

Hi Mamas!!! We miss you so much!!! 

This ep is a lil check in/check up and a welcome to our mini season 6 🥳🥳🥳🥳

How was your summer? It’s ok -SAME. If even a mask and 6ft of personal space can’t keep your toddler from somehow being the loudest, closest person in your life, WE UNDERSTAND.  

We’re not ok. Somehow there was no summer and there is no school. Just a groundhogs day montage of masks, misery, coffee, wine and zoom. SIGH

And 50 weeks later, Kate is *still* pregnant. And we’re back with some Nails n Fails. All of which are fails. Damn you 2020. 

Well mamas, we made it to the season finale of Modern Civilization /Life as We Know It. I mean, the season finale of Nursing and Cursing Season 5. And everything is fine. Totally fine.

To celebrate, we are bringing you something brand new : OUR KIDS!! In this episode, we ask the kiddos :is mom cool? What’s this podcast all about ? Does she ever get grumpy ? Some of them gave us the cold hard truth, and others clammed up, scared of retribution.

And Sarah coins a phrase that will make her a millionaire, or at least get her fine ass trending on Twitter.

Love you mamas so much-what a ride this season has been. See you in the fall! Until then, let’s all manifest a quick and safe delivery for Kate’s babe and A FULLY FUNCTIONAL IRL FALL PLAN 4 SKOOLS!

Parenting is hard enough when you and your partner agree on things(still waiting for that over here, but whatevs) But what about those parenting issues you just *dont* agree on. From: are the kids developmentally on track, to should we say yes to a bedtime snack? Shit is hard.

Do you compromise ? Disagree in front of the kids? Have a low grade hissing fight later? Or shrug and give in ? As usual, We have no idea.

And for our loyal listeners, friends and fans, we are sharing some big news at the bottom of this episode. As always, we love you and thanks for the ride of our lives ❤️

Welcome to the No Zone! Mom, can I ...? Nope. No. Not today. I said no. Don’t ask me again. This is your first warning ....cut to us handing out negative consequences for poor choices all damn day. Anyone else feel like they’re just constantly saying no and taking shit away? Kate calls it normal. Ali calls it violent communication and Molly says she needs to process her past. Same ol same ol around here! And welcome back to fails : we got some damn doozies for you this week.

WE LOVE YOU!