Ag's Most Okayest Farm Girls

This week’s episode is all about community, the real kind that keeps small towns alive and women connected. We talk about why shopping local matters, how supporting the “little guys” keeps everyone afloat, and the simple joy of knowing your barista’s name. From small-town chambers of commerce to light-up parades and women’s giving circles, we dive into what makes rural life so special, and how to bring that Gilmore Girls vibe to your own backyard.

Of course, no Farm Girls episode is complete without a few tangents (and laughs). We’ve got Tupperware party nostalgia, parts-assembly side hustles, and even a story about a “bike bus” that’ll warm your heart. Then it’s a wild turn into ghost children, cube-shaped wombat poop, and some billionaire mindset inspo you didn’t see coming.

And as always, here’s your friendly reminder to grab your tickets for our For Sh*ts and Giggles event because connection, laughter, and a little dancing every 22 days is the best therapy there is.

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

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Resources & Links:

• Episode 29: Farm Girls Talk Ranch + Root 
• Episode 35: Farm Girls Talk About Winter Blues
• The Gift of Fear: Survival Signs That Protect Us From Violence by Gavin de Becker
• The Psychology of Money by Morgan Housel
• Manifest: 7 Steps to Living Your Best Life by Roxie Nafousi
• Paypal Tip Jar
• A Farm Chick’s Closet
• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

This one’s a ride! We’re talking true crime, tight lids, and why men might just be the problem (we said what we said). Starting the conversation about the Ed Gein series on Netflix, we dive into the wild world of male-made chaos, from frozen appendages and too-tight peanut butter lids to emotional repression and 45-minute “bathroom breaks.” Don’t worry, we balance the dark with plenty of laughter and a reminder that, yes, our husbands are mostly innocent in all this.

Then it’s a “What the Hell” lineup you won’t believe: a gym-dad fart gone wrong, a cow that literally rolled into a tree, and of course, Jomo’s fourth poop story. We round out the episode talking about bush-wig underwear, a potential Wife Swap regret, and the story behind Sierra Mist’s glow-up to “Starry”.

And don’t miss the big news, our For Shits and Giggles event lineup is live! Four badass women in ag, good food, live music, and the unfiltered energy you love. Grab your tickets before they’re gone and settle in for another hilarious dose of farm-girl chaos and confessions.

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

Make sure to hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

Resources & Links:

• Paypal Tip Jar
• A Farm Chick’s Closet
• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

In this week’s episode, we dive into the messy, hilarious, sleep-deprived truth about motherhood. From trampoline regrets and constant “what are we doing tomorrow?” questions to why saying no is sometimes the most loving thing you can do, we get in the trenches in this discussion. You’ll hear advice we wish we’d known sooner: you’ll never sleep again, you don’t have to sign up for every activity, and yes, it’s okay to let your kids be bored.

The conversation goes from heartfelt to hysterical as going commando and used tampons lead to awkward “what the hell” moments. And just when you think it can’t get wilder, there’s yet another legendary poop story!

Whether you’re a mom, an aunt, or just someone who needs a good laugh, this episode is a reminder that we’re all doing our best, sometimes laughing through the chaos, sometimes just trying not to trust a fart.

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

Make sure to hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

Resources & Links:

• Paypal Tip Jar
• A Farm Chick’s Closet
• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

Ready for a genuine laugh?! This week, we’re diving into the things nobody talks about: sex, relationships, and how you manage both as a mom. From how parenthood changes sex lives to the chaos of kids walking in at the worst possible moment, we’re keeping it real about what connection looks like after years of marriage, exhaustion, and bedtime battles. Expect plenty of laughs as we overshare our way through nooner confessions, smell triggers, and the eternal struggle of wanting to be cuddled but also left the hell alone!

In true Farm Girls fashion, the conversation doesn’t stop there; we roll right into weird quirks, a brand-new poop story, and a heartfelt reminder of why girls’ nights and real connections matter more than ever. Whether you’re married, single, or somewhere in between, this one will make you laugh, nod, and say “same.”

Grab your headphones and settle in, we’re talking marriage, motherhood, and the hilarious middle ground that ties it all together.

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

Make sure to hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

Resources & Links:

• Episode 71: Farm Girls Talk About Things They Love But Shouldn’t
• Paypal Tip Jar
• A Farm Chick’s Closet
• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question/confession? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your written Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

It’s officially spooky season, and we’re serving up some wooey stories and bad-date horror tales that’ll make you laugh or cringe! Courtney spills on Aaron’s haunted childhood home (cue Millie), mysterious lights in an abandoned granary, and a waterbed encounter that may or may not have involved ghosts… or drugs. We’re not judging.

You’ll hear bad date confessions because, honestly, what’s scarier than a creepy one-liner about a cow’s tongue? From blind dates gone wrong to almost dating your cousin (#SmallTownProblems), we share some hilariously awkward stories that will have you saying “same, girl.”

And, of course, in true Farm Girls fashion, things take a turn; suddenly, we’re talking about “the rapture,” citronella candle warnings, and prepping for our For Shits and Giggles event. Grab your headphones and your pumpkin spice latte, it’s time for ghosts, giggles, and a whole lot of farm girl chaos.

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

Make sure to hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

Resources & Links:

• Ep 30. Farm Girls Share Spooky Stories
• Paypal Tip Jar
• A Farm Chick’s Closet
• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question/confession? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your written Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

This episode has it all: placenta pitcher milk, cheese ball dreams, and confessions that’ll have you snort-laughing! From the listener-inspired list of “are you even a farm girl if…” moments, we dive into the wild rites of passage that bond us together. We also unpack the stereotypes people pin on farm girls: sheltered, no makeup, tough as nails, and why those labels don’t come close to showing the full picture of women in agriculture.

But it wouldn’t be us without a detour into chaos, cue potty training mishaps, a farm girl confession about being caught on a trail cam mid-business, and underwear talk that gets real! Plus, we dig into the tricky world of food labels, consumer misconceptions, and navigating selling direct to customers. 

So, grab your headphones, settle in, and get ready for laughter, eye-rolls, and a whole lot of “yep, been there” moments. This one is equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real talk about life as farm girls.

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

Make sure to hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

Resources & Links:

• Ep 70. Farm Girls Talk About Redneck Sh*t Live at Farm Progress
• Paypal Tip Jar
• A Farm Chick’s Closet
• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

This one’s a fun one!!! Get ready for a special cameo featuring a poop story that will have you giggling! We’re all about the oversharing here, and we believe it’s those relatable moments that truly bond us farm girls. 

We also explore our guilty pleasures, from trash TV to those oddly satisfying hoof trimming videos and even the bizarre joy of plucking chin hairs. Trust us, it's a wild ride! 

And in true farm girl fashion, we tackle a thought-provoking question: Would you whip up waffles for a fugitive you were hiding? Our latest farm girl confession has us pondering the sticky situations we might find ourselves in. 

So grab your headphones and settle in for a fun-filled episode that promises laughter, connection, and a whole lot of relatable chaos!

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

Make sure to hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

Resources & Links:

• Paypal Tip Jar
• A Farm Chick’s Closet
• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

Join us for a special LIVE episode of Ag’s Most Okayest Farm Girls, where we dive into the hilariously wild world of redneck stunts and shenanigans we've pulled over the years. From chewing tobacco to moving a full blown garage down the road, what’s the most redneck sh*t you’ve ever pulled?

We’ll also tackle listener questions about managing farm finances and bookwork when all we crave is fresh air and wide-open fields. Plus, we’ll share what gets our hearts racing and what gives us the jitters as young farmers navigating this crazy life.

And because we can’t resist a good fun fact, we’ll throw in some tidbits about farm equipment that might surprise you! As always, we’ll celebrate the amazing women in agriculture who inspire us every day. So, grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and prepare for some laughter and maybe a little bit of insight. Let’s get this party started!

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

Make sure to hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

Resources & Links:

• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

Calling all okay farm girls…it’s time to talk girl power. We’re sharing hilarious and heartwarming stories of how women have banded together in sketchy situations, reminding us that sisterhood is our strongest ally. We also talk about girlhood in a nostalgic way but most importantly, we talk about how following your gut and pursuing your dreams will make the world a better place! #girlpower

And because we keep it real, we’ll spill a farm girl confession that might just raise some eyebrows—yes, we’re talking about a dildo collection! Plus, Courtney will share an update on her hormone therapy journey, bringing you along on her path to health-discovery.

So grab your favorite beverage, sit with us for a sec, and get ready for some laughs, insights, and a whole lot of relatable moments. This episode is all about celebrating the highs, the lows, and everything in between of being a woman!

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

Resources & Links:

• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

In this episode of Ag's Most Okayest Farm Girls, we’re diving into a topic that hits home for anyone who’s ever been doubted: being fueled by spite! Join as we share our hilarious (and sometimes outrageous) tales of determination when someone told us we couldn’t do something. Spoiler alert: their negativity only ignited our fire to prove them wrong! 

We’ll reminisce about those “crazy” ideas that ended up being total game changers for our businesses—because who doesn’t love a good underdog story? Plus, we’ll spill the tea on a few things we’re currently obsessed with that you absolutely need to know about. 

So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and get ready for some laughs, insights, and relatable moments. Because at the end of the day, we’re all in this together—and sometimes, spite is just the motivation we need!

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

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Resources & Links:

• Have FarmHand write your newsletter! Get free, same-day access to Farmhand’s Newsletter Builder.
• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney