May 13, 2026

Another Flat Cat

1 hour 27 minutes

Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem
UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room
We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI
Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved
What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common?
We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist
People in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story)
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

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May 13, 2026

Another Flat Cat

1 hour 27 minutes

Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem
UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room
We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI
Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved
What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common?
We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist
People in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story)
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz