In this laugh-out-loud episode, Nikki describes her embarrassing moment posting too many videos from a party boat. Mitch wonders how to handle "the talk" with his teenage son. And a caller shares a cringe-worthy tale about accidentally sending racy pics to her in-laws. From party fouls to awkward encounters, the hosts and callers prove we've all been a "dumbass" at some point.- 00:01:30 - Nikki on drunkenly posting too many party boat videos
- 00:04:15 - Mitch confused about needing to have "the talk" with his son
- 00:07:30 - Caller shares story of sending racy pics to in-laws
- 00:10:00 - Friend shows racy pic to stranger at the stories.

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki debate whether social media birthday posts are genuine or performative. They share funny stories of self-centered birthday posts where the birthday person is barely visible. The hosts talk about feeling pressure to reciprocate shares and weigh the motives behind posting. They explore the idea that posting is more about the poster than the birthday person. The episode covers other scenarios like parties and vacations where social media can detract from real life moments.

Key Moments:

2:30 - Ash feels judged for his past social media behavior
5:15 - The etiquette around birthday messages for family
8:00 - Funny example of a self-centered “family” photo
10:30 - Nikki’s example of a Greece trip post
15:00 - Social media posts while drunk

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Laugh along as the hosts share hilarious stories and engaging banter in this lighthearted morning radio show. From a wild night out on a party boat to an adventurous trip to a small town cinema, the tales will have you grinning from ear to ear.

The episode opens with Nikki recounting her crazy antics dancing on an Oasis party boat while clearly overserved. After realizing she drunkenly posted videos online, she scrambled to do damage control. Ash then describes witnessing massive navy ships off the Gold Coast. Later, Mitch reminisces about a charity event in Kingaroy, Queensland which ended with an impromptu after party at the local cinema, complete with popcorn and a screening of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

The hosts also debate whether fathers should have "the talk" with their sons in today's digital age (5:32), share cringeworthy Instagram pet peeves (8:44), and crown a hilarious caller the "collar of the day" (15:12).

Timestamps:
- Wild party boat antics - 0:37
- Huge navy ships off Gold Coast - 4:10
- Impromptu cinema after party - 6:44
- Should dads have "the talk" with sons? - 5:32
- Instagram pet peeves - 8:44
- Crowning the "collar of the day" - 15:12

Key Takeaways:
- Be careful what you post online after a wild night out - it's there forever!
- Witnessing massive naval ships unexpectedly can spark the imagination.
- Small town people know how to party hard too.
- Modern dads may not need to have "the talk" thanks to school and the internet.
- Authenticity on social media is better than fake posts for attention.

Looking for laughs and lively chat? Tune in to hear the full ridiculous stories and engaging banter between Ash, Mitch and Nikki.

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Wedding Disasters! Brides Share Their Big Day Horror Stories

Think your wedding day is going to go off without a hitch? Think again! In this hilarious episode, brides call in to share their wedding horror stories. From massive storms to dresses ripping to very public groom meltdowns, these stories have it all. Get ready to cry laughing as you hear about these brides' not-so-perfect days.

2:30 - Bride battles a typhoon on her big day
5:45 - Wind wreaks havoc on cliffside vows
9:20 - Groom has an embarrassing emotional moment
12:30 - Rain ruins hair, makeup and photos
15:45 - Forgotten bridesmaids, flooded roads and tears
18:50 - Dry cleaning disaster leaves dress in tatters

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Ash, Luttsy and Nikki catch up on their weekend plans, which include a wild boat party for Ash and running into celebrities like Sonny Bill Williams and Delta Goodrem. They reminisce about some of their favorite (and most inappropriate) moments from their time together on-air, including flirting with Fergie and Jennifer Hawkins. The two have great chemistry and aren't afraid to poke fun at each other and share funny stories from their time in radio.

2:15 - Ash talks about going on the Oasis party boat for a combined bachelor/bachelorette party
5:30 - The hosts discuss celebrity gossip and conspiracy theories about the first ladies
8:45 - Nikki reminisces about interviewing Delta Goodrem and Jennifer Hawkins in the same day
12:30 - Nikki and Ash recall flirting with Fergie during an interview
15:00 - The hosts banter about getting starstruck and unprofessional around female guests

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Move Over America, There's a New Aussie Cheerleader in Town

She's danced around the world, competed at the highest levels of cheerleading, and now Faith Ward has achieved her dream of becoming a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. Tune in as we chat with the inspiring Perth dancer about her intense audition journey, culture shock moving to Texas, and what it's like being the first Kiwi and third Aussie to join the iconic squad.

2:30 - Faith describes the grueling 2-month audition process and cutthroat competition just to make the team
5:15 - We dive into Faith's dance background, from starting ballet at 2 years old to working as a professional dancer on cruise ships
7:45 - Faith explains the strict rules against fraternizing with football players and commitment to representing the Cowboys brand
10:30 - Hilarity ensues as a squirrel interrupts the interview, giving Faith a taste of crazy Texas wildlife

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We kick things off by sharing cringe-worthy stories of their own wedding day mishaps, from runaway veils to surprise pregnancies. A few lucky listeners call in with their catastrophic wedding moments as well.

The hosts reminisce about their glory days beating future sports celebrities like tennis pro Mark Philippoussis and Olympic swimmer Kieran Perkins. Nikki even once bested eventual Australian softball player Sandra Avery's pitching record.

In a somber moment, Ash and Nikki discuss the recent passings of rock icon Ozzy Osbourne and wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan. They fondly remember Hogan's larger-than-life persona and 24-inch pythons.

Later, a passionate listener calls in to settle the great "Parmi vs. Parma" debate once and for all. Nikki reluctantly concedes that Parmi is the proper Queensland term.

Timestamps:

3:24 - Ash and Nikki share disastrous wedding stories

8:12 - Listeners call in with their wedding horror stories

15:18 - Beating future sports stars back in the day

22:34 - Remembering Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne

29:12 - Settling the "Parmi vs. Parma" debate

Key Takeaways:

- Even picture-perfect weddings can go hilariously wrong

- Ash and Nikki have some impressive claims to fame over future sports stars

- Hulk Hogan left a huge cultural impact as a larger-than-life icon

- "Parmi" reigns supreme as the official Queensland term

CTA: For more laughs and unpredictability, be sure to listen to the full episode of the Ash and Nikki podcast!

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Broncos enforcer Patty Carrigan joins us in studio as the Broncos prepare to take on the Eels, aiming for six straight wins in a row PLUS he reacts to the Rugby League 26 video game 

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We dive into the most popular reality TV shows that they just can't get on board with. From The Block to Survivor and everything in between, find out which shows are just too traumatic or tedious for these comedians.

2:30 - Nikki explains why she could never watch The Block, even though Ash finds the concept intriguing. Renovating houses is stressful enough without cameras!

5:45 - Both agree Survivor seems miserable, with bugs, lack of food, and constant exposure to the elements. Hear Ash's friend Barry's experience pleading to be voted off first.

8:15 - Could Nikki and Ash survive being paired up on a show like Naked and Afraid? Find out which one would be naked and which afraid.

12:30 - Alone is the toughest reality show according to Ash. He details the struggle contestants face hunting, gathering, and surviving in remote locations.

15:45 - Neither Nikki nor Ash can watch animals hunted on nature documentaries. The moment of the kill is too emotionally draining.

18:30 - An interesting tangent into eating lion meat and tiger genitalia. Only on this podcast!

Laugh along as Nikki and Ash discuss the reality TV shows that are just too real for their taste. Click play now to hear the hilarious full episode!

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• Who would have thought a flare gun could cause so much drama? Get the inside scoop on Nikki's wild New Year's Eve in this hilarious episode.
• Nikki and Ash reflect on their kids' underwhelming reactions after returning from vacation - apparently ice cream is more exciting than mom and dad.
• The great "Parmi or Parma" debate continues, with Nikki and Ash polling listeners across Queensland on the chicken schnitzel controversy.
• Lachie Neale from the Brisbane Lions gives an update on their rivalry with the Gold Coast Suns ahead of the QClash this weekend. Can the Lions cement their spot in the top 8?
• Nikki tells an unbelievable story about accidentally setting her neighbor's roof on fire with an expired flare gun one New Year's Eve. Was the statute of limitations up before she shared this gem?
• Sergeant Matthews from the Hendra Police Department calls in with a PSA about the dangers of misusing flares. Nikki somehow manages to talk her way out of trouble.
• Ash is headed to Melbourne to see Oasis and reminisces about traveling interstate to see her favorite bands. Liam Gallagher disses Coldplay for interrupting his set at a festival in the UK.
• 12:34 - Nikki's kids are more excited for ice cream than her return from vacation
• 18:45 - The great "Parmi vs Parma" debate continues
• 23:12 - Lucky from the Brisbane Lions previews the upcoming QClash match
• 32:15 - Nikki's wild New Year's Eve flare gun story
• 38:24 - Sergeant Matthews from Hendra Police calls about the flare incident
• 43:12 - Ash talks about traveling to see favorite bands, Liam Gallagher disses Coldplay
• This episode has it all - humor, controversy, surprise calls, and Nikki somehow avoiding criminal charges (we think). Tune in to hear it all unfold!

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