Benji's Erotica & ASMR

No naughty stories tonight. Instead, I have the pleasure of sharing Episode 1 of Wkdfaerie's "Get In My Pants" series. In this rambling, very silly chat, the two of us bang on about various kinks, using this handy guide created by The Sanctuary of Sin.

To learn more about Wkdfaerie and listen to her work, you can visit her at https://wkdfaerie.carrd.co/.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

And for those wondering what the "dirty little crumpet dancer" thing is about... well, enjoy.

Ever get the feeling the letters of the alphabet are a big, dysfunctional family with conflicting agendas and delusions of grandeur? No? Just me? Tonight's episode is a silly (but soothing) ASMR audio to help you drift off.

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

Tonight's episode is not so much a story as a sweet and occasionally salacious monologue. This is an ode to women who believe they are less endowed than their peers. This is a love letter to the busts that are no less beautiful for being itty bitty.

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by josefpres and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

In tonight's (relatively) wholesome tale, you're a single mom that's taken the brave step of putting herself out there again. You haven't been with a man in a long time, and you were so looking forward to this date. Unfortunately, the guy's a no show. But just when you're starting to really feel depressed, you're approached by a kind, charming single dad...

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by TheWandermiles and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license. The piano motif used in the audio was created by primoferal and is also a CC0 work.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

In tonight's story, you've been feeling self-conscious about some recent weight gain. It's caused you to be more shy about sharing your body with your boyfriend. But the thing is, he loves the way you look. Perhaps more than you truly know.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American listeners. And to my listeners around the globe, know that I am so thankful for each and every one of you.

The track featured in this episode's introduction, Lost Stars, was composed by noel0319, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

In this fantasy adventure, you confront the rogue who stole your heart and betrayed your dearest friends. You know without a doubt that only one of you will walk away from this duel... but what do you really know about the man himself?

Two tracks are featured in this episode's introduction: Morning Breeze by noel0319, and Rachmaninoff Barcarolle by BuyTheField. Both are available in the public domain under the CC0 license. Sound effects in this episode were sourced from Freesound and Epidemic Sound.

You can follow Benji on Twitter @Benji2o49, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

This week, I had the pleasure of joining hosts Lauren and D on their spicy In Our Ears podcast. I've included an excerpt of our chat in this episode. For the full interview, you can stream or download Episode 17: Throw Rome In Your Face on Apple Podcasts, Audible, Spotify, and wherever pods are served.

You can also follow the In Our Ears ladies on Instagram and TikTok.

The track featured in this episode's introduction is in the public domain (CC0 1.0 Universal) and was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds.

You can follow Benji on Twitter @Benji2o49, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

A SFW sleep aid. When you just can't relax, listening to me ramble about this contentious franchise may be exactly what you need to finally "let go, Luke..." (Yes, it's all downhill from here.)

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by Muyo5438, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

You can follow Benji on Twitter @Benji2o49, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

This evening, I get to share a moving dual narrative written by the deliciously talented Inkwell2020 and Delilahful. In this tale, a scriptwriter and a VA fall in love with each other's work, and then each other without having met. Neither can get the other out of their head, little realizing that the object of their affection is closer than they think.

You can read more of Inkwell's work on his Reddit profile page. You can listen to more Delilahful in The Lap of Delilah.

The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by tyballer92, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license.

You can follow Benji on Twitter @Benji2o49, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.

Ever since the man of the house started messing around with the nanny, she's understood why it's wrong. He's much older, he's married, he's her boss. The problem is, she's become addicted to how good their affair feels...

You can follow Benji on Twitter @Benji2o49, on Instagram @benji2049voice, and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow.