Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

March 27, 2024 Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue
This week we let the little dialers go rogue and tell or ask us anything. We investigate conspiracy theories, get asked some morbid questions, and get called out by a giggler.

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1 hr 1 min
March 22, 2024 Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic
We asked the dialers to share the most toxic thing they've ever done and they definitely delivered. Some were genius, some were petty, and some were borderline illegal but we enjoyed nonetheless!

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1 hr 1 min
March 13, 2024 Berner Phone #32: Conquering Anxiety
This week the dialers are sharing their secrets to beating anxiety. As always they are hilarious, relatable, and wise.

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1 hr 2 min
March 07, 2024 Berner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday Life
This episode confirms that pretty much everything in life is a scam. The consensus is admin is taking over our lives, we are all spending more money than we think, and capitalism is always winning.

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1 hr 9 min
February 29, 2024 Berner Phone #30: Your "Dial"emmas
The dialers are getting some major "dial"emmas off their chest this week. We cover everything from awkward family situations to open relationships and debating if you should having kids.

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1 hr 7 min
February 22, 2024 Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adulting
We don't cook and we don't clean, but we finally feel seen by the little dialers. From taxes to no more summer vacation, being an adult is hard and we haven't quite figured it out. At least we're in this together.

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1 hr 8 min
February 17, 2024 Berner Phone #28: Best Ways to Destress
If you've been stressed out lately, this is the episode for you. The dialers are spilling the most unique and creative ways they destress. We already feel more relaxed after listening to them!

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1 hr 1 min
February 09, 2024 Berner Phone #27: Wildest Meet Cutes
We asked the little dialers the craziest ways they have met a romantic partner and they did not disappoint. Apparently love is real and can happen when you least expect it.

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1 hr 1 min
February 02, 2024 Berner Phone #26: Things We Hate
The little dialers have some hot takes this week. They're coming for dogs, Hannah's love for Italian food, and Taylor Swift.

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59 min
January 25, 2024 Berner Phone #25: Worst Hookups Part 2
The little dialers have had so many first date and hookup mishaps that we had to make another episode! From awkward sutations to mildly gross confessions, the dialers have done it all.

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56 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.