This week men are revealing the things they want women to know. They aren't always thinking about sex and don't want to hear about your exes, but at the same time they are self proclaimed "horny garbage".

This week we're working through some intergenerational conflict. Gen Z can't stand how older people text, rake leaves, and use social media. Millennials and Gen X are bothered by ever-changing lingo and TikTok. And everyone is mad that people yell on the phone in public places.

For the first time, we are taking life advice questions from the little dialers and we'll see where it takes us. This week we're discussing how we can learn to say no, long distance relationships, and confusing situationships.

The phonies are fed up with office small talk, mommy influencers, and wedding traditions. Plus, Hannah's mom makes an appearance on the pod.

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We are all eating cold food, holding doors, and asking permission to get married in the name of etiquette and tradition. The little dialers have had enough and so have we.

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From armpits to toilets to breeding, no kink is left unturned in this new episode of Berner Phone!

The little dialers have committed some petty acts against exes, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, and spouses. Hannah and Des are here to justify your most petty moments.

Hannah and Des finally discuss love. They asked the little dialers about the best advice they ever received when it comes to having a successful relationship.

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This week we're listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone's boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding, and contemplate dating as a stripper.

Hannah has standup shows coming up in Tempe, Bensalem, Sacramento, San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Baltimore, and more! Tickets here!

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