Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

January 18, 2024 Berner Phone #24: Worst Hookups
This week's prompt was a hit and the dialers have had some wild mishaps in the bedroom.

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1 hr 2 min
January 11, 2024 Berner Phone #23: Exciting Updates
This week we are getting updates from some of our favorite dialers. Hannah and Des share some personal updates, we get the full happy ending story, and so much more.

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1 hr 11 min
January 04, 2024 Berner Phone #22: The Most Powerful Power Moves
This week the dialers are all about sex, money, and power.

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1 hr 6 min
December 29, 2023 Berner Phone #21: Unique New Year's Resolutions
The dialers are hoping for some big changes in 2024 - new personalities, breaking bad habits, and changing the way they date.

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1 hr 8 min
December 21, 2023 Berner Phone #20: What's on your bucket list?
The little dialers have some wild bucket list items that involve sex, fights, and therapy.
58 min
December 14, 2023 Berner Phone #19: The Best Life Hacks
This week we are discovering new life hacks. They range from masturbating, public bathrooms, matching your socks, to being cringe and feeling free.

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1 hr 8 min
December 07, 2023 Berner Phone #18: Secrets Revealed
Secrets are being revealed…there are age gap relationships, people cheating, and happy endings being given. Plus, Hannah made a mistake on Cameo.

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59 min
November 30, 2023 Berner Phone #17: Airing Your Grievances
The dialers are getting things off their chest this week. They have some serious grievances about airports, pestering shy people, and getting sober.

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1 hr 2 min
November 24, 2023 Berner Phone #16: Biggest Irrational Fears
The little dialers are scared of everything from mayo to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air to the DMV. You'll have to find out if we validate your fears or laugh at them.
1 hr 3 min
November 15, 2023 Berner Phone #15: What Men Want Women to Know
This week men are revealing the things they want women to know. They aren't always thinking about sex and don't want to hear about your exes, but at the same time they are self proclaimed "horny garbage".
54 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.