Blame It On the Stars

We have a confession. Astrology has been lying to you. Kinda. This weeks episode is alllllll about busting every single astrology myth out there with an ASTROLOGY MYTHBUSTERS SPECIAL. Jade and Kara get into all the juicy gossip about whats real, whats fake, and how to tell the difference so you don’t get fed lies ;) The Astro Babes discuss which zodiac signs actually cheat, which signs you should never piss off (aka who’s got karma on their side) and more. If you wanna know the full inside scoop, be an educated astro baby, and never be lied to again, then this episode is for you.

ASTROLOGY RECOMMENDATIONS:

@milkstrology

@iJaadee

@solelunastro

@jakesastrology

@astrogrIz

@melanatedmomma

@notallgeminis

@ayyriestrology

@marenaltman

@AstroByMax

@camwhiteastro

@keldreamer

@chrisbrennan7

@chaninicholas

@earthdombaby

@aquamoonqueen

@thestrology_

@jessicalanyadoo

OUR WEBSITE:

✩ www.astromillennials.com

TWITTER:

✩ www.twitter.com/blmethestars

✩ www.twitter.com/astr0kara

✩ www.twitter.com/astr0jade

INSTAGRAM:

✩ www.instagram.com/blmethestars

✩ www.instagram.com/astromillennials

Sending you good vibes!

Xoxo,

The Astro Babes

THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE, but first it’ll piss you off. Eclipse szn is hereeeee and this one is coming through with the tea. Expect to be proven tf wrong left and right so double check all your sources. What else can you expect? Jade and Kara spill all the details on what to expect and how to use this eclipse to your advantage. ALSO, you heard of your sun sign, but did you know about your SISTER SIGN? The Astro Babes come through with another lesson in Astro School, all about your polar opposite sign. Do opposites attract? Listen for the inside scoop, who knows maybe you’ll learn how to find your other half. Xoxo

SAGITTARIUS SO YOU KNOW I’M AN OPTIMIST. Sag Szn is here and it’s come thru with the GOOD VIBES WE NEED!! Kara and Jade discuss all the things in store (hint: big live laugh love energy). Expect daydreaming, learning about life, unexpected vibes in love, and more. PLUS the Astro Babes spill on the TWO MAJOR ECLIPSES coming up and other BIG ASS CHANGES in December that will change the world for the better. Also, are Sagittarius all hoes? Why are Sag’s so rude? Or are they really? Why is Taylor Swift like that? And Miley Cyrus? Hmmm. Listen n learn XOXOOOOOO.

Call us realtors because we’re about to show you some HOUSES. 12 of them to be exact. That’s right astro babies we are back with another lesson in ASTRO SCHOOL. Get out your notebook and pen because the Astro Babes are explaining wtf the houses mean in astrology, why they matter, and how much it changes the game in learning your own chart. PLUS Kara and Jade answer all your questions about empty houses, house rulers, stelliums and more! Don’t stress! It’s easier than you think ;) Listen if you wanna learn all about it and learn even more about yourself. Xoxo

WE HAVE GOOD NEWS BABYYYY. Mercury Retrograde is over, Mars Retrograde is over, the shitshow of 2020 is almost over and GOOD THINGS ARE HAPPENING. Kara and Jade share all the good vibes in astrology this week including but not limited to: motivation returning, progress in society, healing our traumas, feeling outspoken af, daydreaming about the future, full cycle moments and more. PLUS the Astro Babes discuss how to accurately track transits aka the most accurate horoscope of your life, share some more manifestation tips and more. Listen if you want to feel optimistic about life again. Xoxo

Don’t forget to take a lil extra care of yourself this week.

Jade and Kara discuss positivity, love & light spirituality, social media & mental health, self-care routines, books & podcast recommendations for self-love, therapy, shadow work, and more!

Listen for a lil extra boost.

Take what you need and leave the rest.

Love you all <3

Trick???? or Treat??? It’s officially Halloween and damn is this holiday szn something else. This year, October 31st will bless us (or curse us) all with a SUPER RARE BLUE FULL MOON ON HALLOWEEN!!!!! The Astro Babes spill all the deets on what makes this moon so damn special, as well as answer allllll your questions about this crazy time of year. PLUS, wtf is a moon sign anyway? Jade and Kara discuss what your moon sign is, why it matters, and how it just may be more important than your sun sign. Happy halloween astro babiesssss.

You know what they say: float like a butterfly, sting like a SCORPIO or whatever. SCORPIO SZN IS HERE and the Astro Babes got the TEA on the most hated zodiac sign, the Scorpio. Kara and Jade give Scorpios the justice they deserve and answer your top questions (like are Scorpios all about sex??) PLUS, listen up to learn what to expect with your love life (the good, the bad, the ugly), your mental health (aka to hibernate or not to hibernate) and more. BONUSSSSSSSS THERE IS LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL BABY. Listen up to find out just when this shit storm of 2020 ends ;) It’s sooner than you think hehe

Oh Mercury. Our best friend and our worst enemy. Good thing this podcast is called Blame it on the Stars because it’s that time again we all blame our problems on MERCURY RETROGRADE. Kara and Jade explain wtf mercury retrograde means, why your ex’s always come back, why retrogrades happen, and what makes this one worse than usual (hint: social media mishaps, election drama, past lovers are more are involved). PLUS what your Mercury sign means and why it may just be the most important thing in your chart.

Astrology. It’s so confusing sometimes, but it doesn’t have to be. This week, the Astro Babes brought in a PROFESSIONAL ASTROLOGER, Bryan aka Fixed Air Moon, (yes that’s actually a career for all u haters) who is here to explain ALL YOUR QUESTIONS about astrology. Jade, Kara, and Bryan are ready with ASTRO SCHOOL. This weeks lesson include: Why doesn’t your horoscope actually make sense? Wtf is a rising sign anyway? Why does everyone hate Saturn? Wtf is a Saturn Return (hint: a bad thing that happens when you hit 30) and how to prepare for it. PLUS: judging people off their birth chart, understanding the houses 101, chart rulers (aka your core) and more.