Blame It On the Stars

THE WORLD IS CHANGING AS WE KNOW IT and the Astro Babes are here to tell you the tea. October is said to be the worst month in astrology for 2020, so listen up as Kara and Jade prepare you for what’s ahead. Also, learn the astrology behind literally everything: tory vs meg, whole foods being crazy, pumpkin spice mac and cheese???, and why everyone is breaking up. If you’ve been feeling tired and stresses, listen to learn about the astrology that’s making you feel this ay and when tf it ends. PLUS: can you find love in 2020 in a pandemic with all these planets in retrograde?

It was the worst of times and now it’s the BEST OF TIMES?? Good news is finally here! Some major changes are headed your way and the Astro Babes are here to talk allllll about what major event just came to a close (hint: the one that caused 2020 to be the shit show that it is) and reflect on everything that just happened. Also, what are retrogrades and why do they matter? Jade and Kara discuss just how important retrogrades can be. Listen to find out why your life just got a little bit better. Xoxoooo

OH BABY WHY DON'T YOU JUST MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE (because it’s libra szn and we compromise now). LIBRA SZN is finally here so put on your best outfit and flirt with strangers. The Astro Babes are here to discuss why Libra Szn is one of the best times of the year and what to expect for your love life, social life, and work life. Kara and Jade spill all the tea on what's to come in September and October (hint: a mercury retrograde) and per usual your 2020 survival guide. PLUS: do all libras cheat? why do they flirt with everyone?? Stay tuned for all the answers. Xoxoooo

It was the best of times, it is THE WORST OF TIMES. The most anticipated and terrifying time of the year is finally here: Mars RETROGRADE. The Astro Babes come thru with the hottest tea about astrologers biggest nightmare. Learn why this retrograde is so scary, what to expect (covid 2.0 anyone?) and how this affects YOU with a personalized horoscope. Jade and Kara drop all their predictions about the election, the vaccine, and even your love life and social life. Listen up and take notes because this is the one lesson you’re gonna wanna study from this back to school szn. Xoxoooo and best of luck ;)

Alright, take it easy. Things are about to get rough in astrology, and The Astro Babes are here with all the info you need to survive it all. Jade and Kara come thru with self care tips for the signs, how to prepare for all the crazy vibes ahead, and more. PLUS dating tips for the signs so you can win over your bae for cuffing szn ;) Also, listen up for the a lil teaser for the mess that’s to come. This is your last easy week so enjoy the rest. Xoxo

COMING AT YA WITH OUR FIRST EVER GUEST!!! The Astro Babes team up with Twin Flame Coach Karli @divinemess111 to discuss all your Twin Flame, Soulmate, Karmic, and relationship questions! Is your partner karmic or toxic? Have you actually met your Twin Flame and how do you know? Why does separation hurt so much? What does 11:11 mean? Why does your partner always watch your stories on social media? Listen for the most therapeutic and informative episode to date as Jade, Kara, and Karli discuss everything you need to know about one of the most fascinating spiritual relationships. So helpful, you may cry. Listen for some therapy to get you through the week, or to like maybe learn something new.

Back to school? Or back to cool? Virgo szn is here so get out all the unnecessary stationary and planners you need because your schedule is here! The Astro Babes discuss everything from the election and covid to your love life and work life. Will there be a second shutdown? Why is September lowkey horrible? What’s the deal with all these lawsuits? Why is manifesting so f*cking hard????? Jade and Kara have all tea PLUS debunking your Virgo myths! Are Virgos boring? Are they actually all virgins? Only one way to know ;) Listen up because class is in session.

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT??? Love is in the air with Venus in Cancer! Everyone’s in the mood for love and the Astro Babes are here with all the tea on YOUR LOVE LIFE!! Jade and Kara discuss who you are really compatible with, what you’re like in love, twin flames, soulmates, and more! Listen up to learn the greatest dating hack of the century. You’ll never have a bad date again after. All your secrets are exposed and no one is safe ;)

Ain’t nobody fuckin with my CLIQUE. The Full Moon in Aquarius is hereeeeee and shaking it up in our inner circle. Jade and Kara come thru with the tea on who tf is your real friend and who tf isn’t. The Astro Babes spill even more tea on what went down with Meg, Tory, and Kylie PLUS how to use astrology to figure out your squad goals. BONUS more astrology myths from karma, compatibility, and which zodiac signs will ghost you. You know you love us, xoxo gossip girl.....

SQUARE TF UP this August as we are in for the biggest shit show of 2020! Will you and everyone you know butt heads and get bullied? Make extreme impulse decisions? Kara and Jade come thru with all the tea about what to expect and how to SURVIVE because this is rough. PLUS, your fav Astro Babes explain what in the world is causing all these weird things to happen??? Like Goya?? Free Britney??? Is Kanye ok??? Nasa??? T Pain?? Listen up because it’s definitely not the best of times but for sure is the worst of times. Will you make it out alive?