They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a lesbian barbie? Drugstore dollar cone? Whether you're spry and supple or crinkled and creaky, these are the itty witty teeny weeny perfumes that make your favorite overgrown babies want to wet their dipees.

Fragrances Discussed

Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

Boy Smells Doll Skin

Delizia di Marshmallow by Kyse

Cocco alla Vaniglia by Kyse

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