This week the ladies are incisive and decisive with every finger primed to swipe LEFT, just in time for an episode on fv@kboy perfumes! Maddie and Chloe met up to gag on the frags they’d like to date and the men they love to hate which means: charcoal pencil perfumes, eau de ashtray and the scent of suspicion. Dock your boat at fv@kboy island fragheads, for one underemployed, prematurely balding, and completely delusional ep that’s just our type!

Fragrances Discussed:

Comme des Garçons EDP 

Dior Sauvage

Encre Noir

Black Leather by J Scent

Bois D'Ascese by Naomi Goodsir

Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir

Nuit de Bakelite by by Naomi Goodsir

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This week the ladies are cleaning house, paring down, and making room, just in time for an episode all about Minimalist Perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Marie Kondo-ing their collections in search of the fragrances that do the most by saying the least. Are you interested in smelling like a $3000/ night bathroom? What about an overpriced drug store single scoop? A niche dupe designer imposter? If you like your perfume linear and your art confusing this is one geometric, electric, and positively eccentric episode you won't want to brush off!

Fragrances Discussed:

The Chateau Marmont Alessandra Candle

Aquiesse Mandarin Tea Candle

Mrs Meyers Clean Day lemon Verbena Candle

Dr Bronners Citrus

Jacomo de Jacomo

Angel by Mugler

Hypermusc by Courreges

Celine Black Tie

Dries Van Noten Mystic Moss

Correges Second Peau

Courreges L’eau de Liesse

Courreges Le Messager

Bruno Acampora Musc

CK One by Calvin Klein

Perfect Veil Sarah Horowitz

Zing by Andrea Maack

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It’s that time again! The ladies are facing the music and bringing you their Nose Candy Wrapped, ie the ten frags they wore on repeat in 2025. Some of the gals’ all-time favorite perfumers are represented, as well as some unexpected entries, including a grocery store find and a perfume that arrived by way of the Baltic Sea. Whether you want to smell like a rose macaron, a Caliber Collision, or a Hollywood hottie, these are the scents that Maddie and Chloe kept on heavy rotation.

Fragrances Discussed:

YSL Baby Cat

Una tira d’altra by Hilde Soliani

Healing Berry by Jorum Studio

Boy Smells Doll Skin 

Citrush by Boy Smells

Rose Load by Boy Smells

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

Vanille Chantilly by Tutti Délices

Aldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois 

Delina by Parfums de Marly

JPG La Belle 

Attaquer La Soleil by Etat Libre D’Orange

Ganymede by Marc Antoine Barrois 

Garage JMP artisan parfums 

Comme des Garçons Garage 

Nosu Been trying to meet you 

Nosu Sain no more 

Nosu Hides 

Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts 

Horizon Oriza Legrande 

Perfumer H Dust 

Warm Bulb by Clue 

Feuilles de Tabac Miller Harris 

Heliotrope by Perfumer H

Salt by Perfumer H

Rose with Insect by Perfumer H

Akro Crush 

Mugler Angel

Santa Maria Novella Patchouli

Vivienne Westwood Boudoir

Jacomo by Jacomo

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This week your ladies are going into the wayback machine for an aeonic episode all about the scent of the stone-age. That means kitty fur fragrances, candied citrus smells, and tar pit perfumes. Maddie is back in LA and Chloe is on full-volume vocal rest but that didn't stop your gals from taking two one-way tickets to the primordial past for an embryonic, tectonic, and mildly psychotic ep you'll want fossilized in amber.

Fragrances Discussed

Obsession by Calvin Klein

Demeter Kitten Fur

Mud by Born to Stand Out

Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart

Akro Bake

Lyra by Xerjoff

Female Christ by 19-69

Lampblack by Fzotic

Coco Mademoiselle

Marc Jacobs Daisy

Jean Paul Gaultier le Male

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They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a lesbian barbie? Drugstore dollar cone? Whether you're spry and supple or crinkled and creaky, these are the itty witty teeny weeny perfumes that make your favorite overgrown babies want to wet their dipees.

Fragrances Discussed

Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

Boy Smells Doll Skin

Delizia di Marshmallow by Kyse

Cocco alla Vaniglia by Kyse

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G’day fragolinis. This week the gals are choking down a spoon full of dumb bitch medicine for an episode all about bimbo perfumers! With Maddie reporting live from the UK, the ladies might be podding across the pond, but they’re still putting their last remaining brains cells together to sniff through their favorite scent: eau de airhead. That means waffle crisp frags, chlorine cup cakes, cannabis accords, and of course: the scent of shame. Whether you’re a foreskin fan, a Mrs. Butterworths enjoyer, or simply in need of gourmand relief, bottoms up: this deliriously ditzy episode is a liquid lobotomy with no chaser.

Fragrances Discussed:

Michael Jordan Legend

Coffee Addict by Theodoris Kalotinas 

Akro Smoke

Dannam Vietnamese Coffee 

Pony Boy by Jorum Studio

Delulu by Oddity 

Naked Dance by Oddity

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Raise your glass fragheads, this week the gals are ready to mix and mingle for a conversation all about the scents that smell social. That means barnyard perfume, big cat purrjection, bitchy balmy beauties, and goat cheese gourmands. Whether you want a scent that's rude and remarkable, a doll head drydown, or a musk made for mating, these are the pert and primed party-animal perfumes you will not want to leave alone on a Friday night.

Fragrances Discussed:

Angel by Mugler

Female Christ by 19-69 

Obsession by Calvin Klein

Loulou by Cacharel

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Doliphor by Marlou

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Joy by Jean Patou

Ma Bête by Eris

Delta of Venus by Eris

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This week the ladies are paring down the projection, silencing sillage, and embracing alone time for an episode all about introvert perfumes! Listen in as the gals share the frags they spray when they'd like others to go away. Do you want to smell like wet paper towels? What about an employees-only restroom? Pick me perfume anyone? Whether you're a shy Sally, timid Timothee, or a bashful Bryn, this episode is a scented solo social hour that you will not want to call off!

Fragrances Discussed:

Totally White 126 Parle Moi de Parfum

Akro Night

L'Eau de Boot by Boot Boys and UFO Parfums

Relique d’Amour by Oriza L LeGrande

Kiehl's Original Musk

Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

Angel by Mugler

Light Blue by D&G

Velvet Iris by Essential Parfums

Gap Dream

Osmo Andrea Maack

Sex and the Sea by Francesca Bianchi

Megamare by Orto Parisi

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'Orange

Akro Crush

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

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This week your favorite peas in a pod are passing hot potatoes and spilling all the beans for a farm-fresh, wild-foraged, and picked-plump episode all about vegetable perfumes! Listen as these two lettuce ladies turnip the beet, sling back their wheatgrass and stew in their own juices while they discuss 80s body-builder frags, electric ambers, performance art perfumes and smoothie scents. Want to know the gals’ top three veg? What about their most unhinged kitchen confessions? Casually curious about what a zucchini tastes like? If you’re ready to peel back the layers and get to the heart of the artichoke, this is a juicy, crunchy, earthy, and unfiltered episode you won’t want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Comme des Garçons Rouge

Comme des Garçons Original

Stecca by Hilde Soliani

Pluck by Jorum Studio

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Bonjour my little penny pinchers! This week the ladies are socking away their shekels and making a dollar holler for an episode all about the scent of the shrift store! That means everything from old lady breath to eau de Depop to soggy sweaters and Millenial musk. Want to smell like a stewardess perfume? What about a mentos tin? Weed and guava anyone? If you think Maddie and Chloe don't know their way around a bargain bin, think again: these two are rolling up their sleeves, pouring up their cold brews, and hitting the racks for a musty, dusty, and mildly disgusty episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Poeme by Lancome

J'Adore Dior

Rogue Perfumery Jasmin Antique

Black Afghano by Nassomatto

Loulou by Cacharel

Obsession by Calvin Klein

L'Air du Temps by Nina Ricci

Lady Stetson

Mitsuko by Guerlain

Halston by Halson

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Phlur Vanilla Skin

Revlon Ciara

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