This week your ladies are glossy, bossy, and oakmoss-y just in time for an episode all about lipstick perfume! Maddie and Chloe met up to review their fave lipstick-scented frags and break down the notes that make these perfumes oh so kissable. That means the scent of a dominatrix on duty, a powdery pocketbook, and Eau de Eiffel Tower. All that plus the ladies host yet another scent swap, Maddie gets the sniffles, and Chloe cosplays as Beverly Hills Housewife Dorit Kemsley. Whether you overline, tint, stain, contour or simply bury them in Blistex, read our lips: listen to this ep!

Fragrances Discussed:

1889 Moulin Rouge by Histoire De Parfum

This Is Not a Blue Bottle by Histoire De Parfum

L'Attesa by Masque Milano

Dama Koupa by Baruti

Frederic Malle Lipstick Rose

Experimentum Crucis by Etat Libre D'Orange

Akro Night

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, and infamous Italian American sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a conversation all about Celebrity perfumes, which meant everything from the scent of animal cruelty to cinnamon infinity pools to Eau de Vitamin Water. If you're a fan of lesbian feminist spoken word, the Bubble Yum duck, Broadway screen adaptations, or simply Old Hollywood glamour with modern touches, do not touch that dial: this is one A-list episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more from the brilliant and hilarious Lily Marotta? Go follow them on insta @lilyblueeyes and twitter @lilyblueyez and listen to every single episode of Celebrity Book Club podcast!

Fragrances Discussed:

Gucci Rush

Acqua di Gio by Armani

Gap Dream

Rose Struck by Liis

Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'Orange

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Chloe Sevigny Little Flower by Régime des Fleurs 

Tilda Swinton Like This by Etat Libre D'Orange

Baccarat Rouge 540

Ariana Grande Cloud

Britney Spears Fantasy

David Beckham Instinct

Issey Miyake L'Eau D'Issey

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your Cinnamon Girls are spicing things up with an episode all about pepper-upper perfumes that not only cut the mustard but are absolutely worth their salt! We all know variety is the spice of life, so Maddie and Chloe reached deep into the pantry for a discussion of their favorite olfactory seasoning blends. That means everything from Indian food frags, 80s aesthetics, patchouli projection, and bread and butter perfume. Whether you want to smell like a rose in an armpit or Sharon Stone in Casino, this episode is one piquant flavor saver that brings the heat!

Fragrances Discussed:

Tonka Cola by Mancera

Feuilles de Tabac by Miller Harris

CDG original

Le Labo Rose 31

Floral Rose by Dossier

Kerosene Followed

Angels' Share By Kilian

Il Tempo delle Mele by Hilde Soliani

Buon Pranzo by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Psychédélique by Jovoy

Mdci Invasion Barbare

Erotic by Franck Boclet

Mitsouko by Guerlain

Poems One Through Twelve by Universal Flowering

Experimentum Crucius by Etat Libre D'Orange

I am Trash by Etat Libre D'Orange

Exit The King by Etat Libre D'Orange

The Afternoon of a Faun by Etat Libre D'Orange

She Was An Anomaly by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fat Electrician by Etat Libre D'Orange

500 Years by Etat Libre D'Orange

Eau De Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music on, world off. Inspired by the block rocking beats they pumped all year, Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their most played perfumes of 2024, just in time for Nose Candy Wrapped! Whether you want to smell like a hot milk injection, a perfect pussy petal, or Maddie in middle school, this is the definitive list of the fb frags your gals just couldn't put down.

Fragrances Discussed:

Guerlain Insolence

Zoologist Hummingbird

Etat Libre d'Orange Rien

Guerlain Mitsouko

Joy by Jean Patou

Chanel No 5

Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

Bianco Latte

Lait Concentre

CK One

Andrea Maack Coven

Black Tie by Celine

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Comme Des Garcons by Comme Des Garcons

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Comptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille Banane

Olympic Orchids Mardi Gras

Bruno Acampora Musc

Angel by Mugler

Chanel Le Lion

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your favorite supersprayers have their finger on a button even more destructive than the pulse of perfume popularity. That's right, Maddie and Chloe came to the table for a two-woman treaty on nuclear perfume performance and these hawks are ready to declare all out olfactory warfare! Before they detonate, they're targeting the tough tactical questions, namely: Which perfume is 80s-era Melanie Griffith wearing? Is Hilde Soliani a cheesemonger on weekends? When the hell will Vanna White finally retire??? Seek shelter and don't forget your prep kit; this is an atomic episode that guarantees Mutually Assured Destruction :)

Fragrances Discussed:

Les Notes Gourmandes Heliotrope by Reminiscence

Blanche Bête by Liquides Imaginares

Orgasmo by Hilde Soliani

Une Tira D'Autra by Hilde Soliani

Sweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde Soliani

Sale e Pepe by Hilde Soliani

Mmm by Hilde Soliani

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

Mango on the Rocks by Hilde Soliani

Drink Menta by Hilde Soliani

Mary Jane by Born to Stand Out

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Dev 1- IV by Olympic Orchids

Comme Des Garcons Original

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Sarah Baker Leopard

Sarah Baker Jungle Jezebel

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Start preening your Pinterest and refining your registry fragheads, this week the ladies are joined by fan fave Nose Candy guest Steve Gontarski to talk all about wedding perfumes! You may know Steve from his genius Tik Toks, ubiquity on the Luckyscent instagram, and as the manager of Scent Bar LA, but did you know he's also mawwied? The LA perfume icon sat down with the gals to talk about the scent he wore on his wedding day and graciously allowed the ladies to design their own fantasy weddings, which meant white tuxedos, chocolate fountains, and a perfume that smells like a rabbit cage. All that PLUS Maddie preserves her stake in CDG and fearlessly defends Zoologist's iconography while Chloe makes an argument for layering three of the strongest perfumes on earth. 

Want even more Steve Gontarski? Follow him on Tik Tok @myscentcollection and Insta @stevengontarski.

Fragrances Discussed:

Don't Cry For Me Altaia

Diptyque Olene

Fils de Joie by Serge Lutens

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Baruti Perverso

Akro Smoke

Theodoros Kalotinis Coffee Addict

Francesca Bianchi Unspoken Musk

Serge Lutens Five O'Clock Au Gingembre

Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumee 

Serge Lutens Santal Majuscule

Crabtree and Evelyn Room Spray

Ernesto Cire Trudon Candle

Old Spice 

4711 Cologne

Comme Des Garçons Carnation

Comme Des Garçons Harissa

Comme Des Garçons Rouge

Comme Des Garçons Sequoia

Comme Des Garçons Palisander

Female Christ by 19-69

Comme Des Garçons Lily

Guerlain Muguet

Comme Des Garçons Original

Comme Des Garçons Marseille

Serge Lutens L'Orpheline

Gap Dream

CK One by Calvin Klein

Halston by Halston

Red Door by Elizabeth Arden

Zoologist Rabbit

Zoologist Harvest Mouse

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dust off your top hat and pull out your white rabbit because this week your favorite mentalists are discussing perfect perfume illusions. Maddie and Chloe both brought along olfactory evidence of perfumers' sleight of hand, which means a warm hair scent, a Frou Frou frag and a reincarnated rose. Are you ready to suspend disbelief, embrace illusion, and experience the mind-bending mentalism of perfume magic? This is one fabulous feat of fragrance endurance you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Mango on the Rocks Hilde Soliani

Snowy Owl by Zoologist

DSH Perfumes

Papier D'Armenie Rose Candle

Santa Maria Novella Rose Water

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Penhaligon's The Coveted Duchess

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Gorseland by Jorum Studio

Rose Oud by Eric Buterbaugh

Red Roses by Jo Malone

Rosa Nigra by Filippo Sorcinelli

Slightly Bitch by Filippo Sorcinelli

No Oud by Baruti

Andrea Maack Craft

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Clue Warm Bulb

Clue Morel Map

Clue With The Candlestick

Clue The Point

D'Annam White Rice

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off their straight jackets to share the unhinged perfumes in their collections that are juuuust crazy enough to work. That means everything from sneaky balene, to Mother's Day milkshakes to Blue Velvet burglaries. All that PLUS Maddie overcomes her social media addiction, Chloe adds a stack of titles to her Cinema Salon, and the ladies cook up a Parent Trap-style caper to get Olivier Cresp and Ellen Covey mawwied. Tune in, spray on, and act out frag heads, this is a deeply demented episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Stora Skuggan Thumbsucker

Akro Malt

Comme des Garçons Marseille

Universal Flowering Poems One Through Twelve

Universal Flowering Holy Hell

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Calling all corpses! It's almost fright night at Nose Candy HQ, and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the only way they know how: by spraying the sepulchral scent of death. This week your favorite tricks are treating you with a Memento Mori special episode just in time for All Hallows Eve. That means the deathly scent of a funeral pyre, haunted potpourri in a wicker basket, devastating natural disasters, ghoulish grape markers and much more! Whether you're dead and decaying, living and giving, or a specter in search of your signature scent, this is one nightmare of an episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

You Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Relique d’Amour by Oriza L. LeGrand

Avignon by Comme des Garçons

Reliqvia by Filippo Sorcinelli

Slightly Bitch by Filippo Sorcinelli

Io Non Ho Mani Che Mi Accarezzino il Volto by Filippo Sorcinelli

Black Afgano by Nasomatto

Neandertal by Neandertal

Fire Water by Jorum Studio

Bois d'Ascèse by Naomi Goodsir

Akro Smoke

Burning Barbershop

Olympic Orchids Kilauea

Olympic Orchids Night Flyer

Olympic Orchids Tropic of Capricorn

Olympic Orchids Mardi Gras

Olympic Orchids Olympic Rainforest

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Looking for a blueprint to become famous on TikTok? Don't turn that dial: this week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by Los Angeles' sexiest content creator slash reptile enthusiast Marc Sebastian! Marc sat down with Maddie and Chloe to discuss TikTok perfume trends, Oreo events, shoplifting from Abercrombie, vintage vinegar, and the social ramifications of chronic face blindness. Follow along as they sniff through a Titanic scent, a Play Dough perfume, and two unreleased Chanel frags (hello Nose Candy exclusive!). Would you like to smell like an estate sale? What about an opossum? A hairspray-covered grape lollipop? These three tackle the good, the bad, and the ugly trends plaguing their Discover tabs, while Marc offers a backstage pass into the Slurpee-scented life of a content creator. 

Want even from the devilishly handsome and hilarious Marc Sebastian? Follow him on Insta and TikTok at @marcsebastianf and tell him Nose Candy s(c)ent you!

Fragrances Discussed:

Abercrombie Fierce

Lacoste Red

Curve Men by Liz Claiborne

Versace Red Jeans

Versace Blue Jeans

Bleu de Chanel

Replica Beach Walk

Replica Lazy Sunday Morning

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Chanel #5

Zoologist Civet

Zoologist Harvest Mouse

Zoologist Hummingbird

Ma Bête by Eris

Zoologist T Rex

Zoologist Penguin

Blanche Bête Liquides Imaginaires

Reminiscence Les Notes Gourmands

Milky Musk by Parle Moi de Parfum

Nuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens

??? by Chanel (unreleased)

??? by Chanel (unreleased)

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.