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Okay you little spendthrifts: think you can sniff out a drugstore cheapie from a top shelf nichie? For this bonus episode Chloe puts Maddie to the test, asking her to guess the price range for a selection of secret frags. Listen in as they discuss the value of a bitchy little violet, a Garnier standby, and a floral frag that smells like nothing. Whether you're a penny-pincher or a frivolous franny this is one budget bonus ep you will not want to miss!
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Put your deuces up and get ready to spice up your life because this week your favorite gender separatists are subverting the dominant paradigm to talk about must-have girl power scents. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tie on their pink pussy hats to sniff a hyper-femme floriental, a lesbian-coded powder puss frag, and a perfume that smells like a porno. These two are closing their legs (finally) and widening the gender gap just in time for a no-boys-allowed episode you will not want to miss!
Fragrances Discussed:
Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche
Delina by Parfums de Marley
Comme Des Garçons Original
Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange
M/Mink by Byredo
Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi
Akro Ink
Coven by Andrea Maack
Gothic I Loree Rodkin
Tempo by Diptyque
Angel by Mugler
Ma Bête by Eris
Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange
Delta of venus by Eris
Joy by Jean Patou
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This week the Nose Candy gals are joined by White Smellephant collaborator and bestie Abdi Taslimi to talk about the smell of sweat, the perfume of pussy juice, the bouquet of blood, and the stink of shit. The genius artist working in perfume sat down with Maddie and Chloe to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, sharing their favorite scents that recall the beautiful rainbow of human secretions. Whether you're looking to smell like a barnyard, a bellybutton, baby batter, bile, or simply a butthole, this is one damp, humid, dripping, viscous episode you will not want to miss!
Want even more of the stylish, smart, and sexy Abdi Taslimi? Run and follow him on insta at @marzipanworld. Abdi is also on the hunt for Akigalawood, a synthetic molecule fractionated from patchouli oil. Know how he could get some? Shoot him a DM!
Fragrances Discussed:
Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche
Le Labo Rose 31
Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids
Wavechild by Room 1015
Celeste by Giardini di Toscana
4711 Eau de Cologne
Eau d'Hermes
Diorama by Dior
Diorella by Dior
Diorissimo by Dior
Rochas Femme
Frederic Malle le Parfum de Therese
Terre d'Hermes
Aromatics Elixir by Clinique
L'Autre by Diptyque
Tom Ford Oud Wood
Cherry Punk by Room 1015
La Tsarine by Senyoko
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Do you smell like an asset or a liability? This week Maddie and Chloe are diversifying their portfolios, consolidating their debts, and leveraging their Guru with Broke Bitch Juice just in time for a very special solo ep about the scent of money. Follow these two from the dregs of Duane Reade, to the annals of Amazon, to the shiny floor of the department store for insider tips on how to best allocate your fragrance funds. Whether you're ready to blow the wad on the smell of laundry with skid marks, or looking to save your shekels for a perfume named after nothing, this is a blue chip episode with a very high rate of annual return.
Fragrances discussed:
Accident à la Vanille- Crème de la Berry by Jousset
Angel by Mugler
Gap Dream
Victoria Secret Love Spell
Celine Black Tie
La Danza delle Libellule by Nobile 1942
Delina by Parfums de Marly
Narcotic v by Nasomatto
Halston
Choco Musk by Al-Rehab
Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange
Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi
Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids
Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids
Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker
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Grab your beaker and tare your scale because the Nose Candy ladies are back in the lab to talk about the science of scent. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by genius artist and aroma chemist Sean Raspet to discuss the process of creating a scent on the molecular level, and to sniff through some of Sean's unreleased fragrance molecules. That means they're talking about everything from the scent of seafaring melon, to floral formaldehyde, to eau de air conditioning. Whether you want to smell like ethical manufacturing practices, a "mystery" Starburst flavor or the scent of betrayal, this is one atomic episode you will not want to miss!
Want even more Sean Raspet? Visit patina.earth to learn more about his work in new fragrance molecule design, follow him at @patina.earth and @seanraspet and email him at [email protected]!
Fragrances discussed:
Ganymede by by Marc-Antoine Barrois
Chanel #5
Aromatics Elixir by Clinique
Angel by Mugler
Loverdose by Diesel
Philosykos by Diptyque
Santal 33 by Le Labo
Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle
Rose Tonnerre by Frederic Malle
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Ever wonder the perfumes beautiful brunette women wear when they want to freak it? This week the Nose Candy gals are dressed to the nines and sharing the Freakum Frags they pull out when they want to show out. Whether you're back on the dating circuit, baring it all on stage, or just want to feel you puss deep down in your soul, your girls are sharing the scents they wear when the clock strikes freak o'clock. Follow along as Maddie buys a fvck-me frock in Freakonos and gets Naked and Afraid in Griffith Park while Chloe preps for her show at Zebulon (August 14th!) and serves cvnt in a purple pussy perfume. Get ready to dress up, bless up, and remember: When in doubt Freakum out!
Fragrances discussed:
Rien by Etat Libre d'Orange
Comme des Garçons by Comme des Garçons
Celine Black Tie
Mancera Tonka Cola
Angel Nova by Mugler
Gorseland by Jorum Studio
Akro Smoke
Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani
Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker
Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids
NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na
Attaquer le Soliel by Etat Libre d'Orange
Encre Noire by Lalique
Ecrin de Fumee by Serge Lutens
Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille
Celine Bois Dormant
Chance by Chanel
Mademoiselle by Chanel
Gabrielle by Chanel
Violetta di Bosco by Profumi di Firenze
Pink Bedroom Oil by Marissa Zappas
Celeste by Giardini di Toscana
Guerlain Insolence
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While the rest of you have been celebrating brat summer, Team Nose Candy has taken BRAT diet summer international. That means bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast for your gals, who are not only snatched to the gods but suffering from extreme digestive distress! When better than dealing with diverticulitis to discuss the palliative perfumes that soothe the soul (and the GI tract)? Are you on the hunt for a changing table frag? What about a key lime pie scent? Care for a synagogue cookie? Whether you've been gorging on gluten, have invited coronavirus back into your life, or are coming down from a Txakolina-fueled bender, this antibiotic episode is a warm dose of Mylanta for the SIBO soul!
Fragrances discussed:
Comme des Garçons Marseille
NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na
Fracas by Piguet
Celine Black Tie
Totally White by Parle-Moi de Parfum
J'Adore Dior
Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane
Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée
Serge Lutens Jeux de Peau
Serge Lutens l'Orpheline
Serge Lutens Chergui
Serge Lutens Ambre Sultan
Comme Des Garçons by Comme Des Garçons
Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange
Akro Ink
Oui Plus by Kyse
Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart
Theodoros Kalotinis Coffee Addict
Michael Jordan Legend
Theodoros Kalotinis Cherry Powder
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Slip into your bunad and prepare to bask in the midnight sun because this week the Nose Candy gals are talking to artist, writer, musician, and iconically Nordic nose Jenny Hval! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of Scandinavia, from cardamom buns to fig fibs to a brand new Swedish fashion frag. Want a perfume that smells like fresh dry cleaning? What about a spritz of cheesy popcorn? Scented rice sound nice? Seize the day, overspray, and anchors away because not even a fjord could separate these three from their frags.
Want even more of the genius and endlessly creative Jenny Hval? Run and buy all her albums (the Nose Candy gals are superfans) as well as her books "Paradise Rot: A Novel," "Girls Against God," and "Inn i ansiktet" (for our Norweigan divas), go experience her sound installation "Join the Sound" with Lost Girls at the Munch Museum in Oslo through August 25th, and follow her on instagram at @jennyhval.
Fragrances discussed:
Baccarat Rouge 540
Acne Studios par Frederic Malle
Ghost in the Shell Etat Libre D’Orange
Delina by Parfums de Marley
Hummingbird by Zoologist
Kerosene Followed
Kerosene Black Vines
Chanel #5 Eau de Cologne
Loverdose by Diesel
Angel by Mugler
Glossier You
Hulda by Kalit
Zoologist Cow
Madagascan Jasmine by Grandiflora
Andrea Maack Coven
Andrea Maack Jest
Serge Lutens Chypre Rouge
Old Spice
Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggan
Thumbsucker by Stora Skuggan
Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D’Orange
Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle
Kyoto by Comme des Garçons
Avignon by Comme des Garçons
Jaisalmer by Comme des Garçons
Ouarzazate by Comme des Garçons
Zagorsk by Comme des Garçons
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Queue up Aerosmith, slather on some calamine lotion and charge your quartz crystals because it's Pink Friday at Nose Candy HQ. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by perfumer Marissa Zappas to discuss the character of coral, the funk of fuschia, and the brilliance of blush to finally get to the bottom of what makes a perfume smell pink. Follow along as they sniff through Myspace scents, gas station frags and paint thinner perfumes to pinpoint the pink prototype. Whether you want to smell like bubblegum, Leighton Mesiter, Mattel, or the Scottish Highlands, this is one plastic and fantastic episode you will not want to miss!
Want even more from Perfumer Marissa Zappas? Go run to marissazappas.com to check out her gorgeous rebrand and purchase her frags, follow her on insta @marissazappas, go to her July 13 meet and greet at Stéle in NYC, and watch her interview with bestie of the pod Steve Gontarski on Luckyscent's Instagram!
Fragrances discussed:
Annabel’s Birthday Cake by Marissa Zappas
Pink bedroom Oil by Marissa Zappas
Lilac Dream by Marissa Zappas
Tragedy Oil by Marissa Zappas
Mugler Alien
Violetta di Bosco by Profumi di Firenze
Shocking de Schiaparelli
Sleepingde Schiaparelli
Gumamina Odette
Vaniglia del Madagascar by Profumi di Firenze
Angel by Mugler
Shalimar by Guerlain
Juice Bar Cotton Candy Body Spray
Pink Sugar by Aquolina
Yves Saint Laurent Baby Doll
Kerosene Black Vines
Calvin Klein Escape
Holy Hell by Universal Flowering
L'Attesa by Masque Milano
Byredo Pulp
Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani
Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani
l'Heure Verte By Kilian
Pony Boy by Jorum Studio
Healing Berry by Jorum Studio
Gorseland by Jorum Studio
Kenzo Jungle
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Calling all fragheads!!
Please join the Nose Candy gals this Saturday July 6th at 5:30 pm at Murmurs gallery for our first ever public perfume exchange!
Tickets: https://withfriends.co/event/20297932/nose_candy_scent_swap
Where: Murmurs 1411 Newton St. Los Angeles
When: July 6, 2024 from 5:30-8:30 pm. The swap and raffle begins promptly at 7pm.
Have you ever been gifted a perfume that just didn’t suit you? Or blind bought a fragrance that left you with fragrets? The Nose Candy Scent Swap is your chance to finally turn that trash into Trésor!
Join us with a bottle of perfume you’re over, at least ½ full, to trade for one you can’t live without. Guests are invited to sniff and sample between refreshments, with a Scent Swap at 7pm that will take the form of a “White Smellephant” designed by the Nose Candy gals in collaboration with perfumer (and bestie) Abdi Taslimi.
Entry requirement: One bottle of perfume at least 1/2 full
Each ticket automatically enters you in a raffle to win surprise items! Online tickets limited & non-refundable.
Partners/ Raffle Prizes:
Luckyscent
The Institute for Art and Olfaction
UFO Parfums
Hollywood Gifts
Eyefi Studios
More!
Drinks:
Gay Wine by Permission
Treats:
Mateo’s Ice Cream and Fruit Bars
Music:
Mekahl Sadiq (DJ Max Cool)
Smell ya laterrrrrrrrrr
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