Boyfriend Material

EDIT: I FIXED THE AUDIO AND MADE TWO NEW LO-FI BEATS!

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This week the boys talk about Mando becoming the Batman of our neighborhood and then we get very sacrilegious for Easter. The boys go on to help a caller who has a couple of newly-dating friends who are mashing the turbo button on PDA. Then they help a caller whose good boyfriend is in a bad band. Many such cases.

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This week the boys discuss the hip hop equivalent to a Neil Diamond banger and then come face to face with their mortality realizing when songs came out. Next they discuss problematic historical figures (most of them) and the faces on our currency. Then they help a caller with a road-raging partner and second caller who is on the precipice of a breakup.

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This week the boys talk about the Oscar winning film Rocky and its disturbing model for relationships on film in the 70s and 80s. Then they help a caller whose new dating prospect has a friend lurking on Instagram. Yikes! The boys go on to help a caller with the classic dilemma of having a cat who is way more into their partner. You can feed them and take them off the streets but cats love to play favorites.

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This week the boys talk about a certain country getting absolutely crushed in a worldwide baseball tournament and also discuss America’s century of humiliation. Then they field a question all the way from Australia about a truly nightmarish roommate scenario and really ruminate on possible solutions to a sitcom level of bad behavior.

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This week the boys talk about a whole new kind of car trouble and Mando’s close call. Then they flawlessly segue into helping a caller who is dealing with sexist mechanics who are taking her for a ride. They close out the episode helping a caller whose wild dreams aren’t car-related but still involve a drag race.

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This week the boys talk about Mando’s train tragedy in San Diego and taking pot, doing alcohol, and getting sexed on. Then they talk about the biggest times they were disappointed by fast food before helping a caller who is an adult with teen haters and another caller whose mistaken flower delivery ended a friend's relationship with a dirtbag. Everybody wins in this one, folks.

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This week the boys talk about Griff getting love-crimed(?) at AutoZone and how we might be the last computer literate generation. Then they help a caller who wants to be invited to after work hangs, and then they spiral down a rabbit hole about the not-so-secret cabal of scum who are controlling the world, but then circle back to gay pride - so a real heartwarming time for all.

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This week the boys talk about waking up one day and realizing you’re the adult in any given situation as the freedom of being a self-aware gay. Then they put the fine in fine arts and help a caller with a portrait problem, followed by a caller with a grandma who is engaging in psychological warfare like only an old biddy can.

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This week the boys talk about “the big game.” You know the one we mean. Seriously we can’t say it because they are very litigious, but it was on Sunday and had terrible commercials. Some of the worst companies on earth spent ten thousand teacher salaries on these ads. Hope that narrows it down.

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