This week the boys talk about the homoerotic pleasure of UFC, help a woman who wants to look her husband right in the eye (the other end), drill down on friend etiquette and, devise a plan to get your friends addicted to your friendship. Seriously, your hangs are gonna need a Surgeon General’s warning after this one, baby.

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This week the boys talk about the worst people to be next to at a concert, if it’s possible to still live with an ex after you break up, and the prospect of adding masculine male friends to your irl MySpace top 8. I wouldn’t tho, bro. Not to generalize, but men are responsible for all crime everywhere. Better get like a dog or something, which would be easier to clean up after frankly.

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This week the boys talk about April Fools and the garbage holiday that it is, ponder the joy and terror of being known by your partner, and help a couple prank their incredibly rude friends and family. We also learn Griff speaks fluent German and plays the violin. Seriously, how did this never come up in the years of our friendship?

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This week the boys talk about America's favorite pre-mature ejaculation repellent: baseball. After that, the boys help a caller that's such a good BF it's making his GF's friends dump their loser partners, and then they discuss how the passing of time will take us all from video vixens to MILFS (MILVES?) eventually.

This week the boys talk about watching adult movies on the Las Vegas sphere, consult a Jessica who’s partner has dated four other Jessicas, and help a man whose partner thinks when he takes a long shower he’s, how do you say, "searching for a good euphemism" if you know what I mean. Wink wink.

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This week the boys talk about the worst thing to say after a hookup, help a person whose partner is worried they’ll find love after they die, and guide a man going through a divorce on the pros and cons of banging his friend’s mom. She was coming on strong tho, for real. Seriously, he could have closed harder than Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.

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This week the boys talk about how haunted Delaware is, how to get wifed up by someone in a better country so you can leave America, find the path of least resistance in a poly relationship, and discuss the bone-chilling ways The Piña Colada song could have ended.

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This week the boys discuss Armando's one-man battle with a horde of children, dispel the notion of "closure" after a breakup, and discuss a caller's wet boyfriend. Seriously, this guy is a real moist boy, a total damp daddy, a certified soaked bloke.

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This week the boys do a post-Valentine's debrief, help a girl with an uncool boyfriend, say "bon voyage" to a caller's friend who is hypnotized by that good-good, and then thirst over Sedusa from the Powerpuff Girls. Seriously, our hearts haven't known peace since we saw her. If you're a real Sedusa type, hit us up in the DMs.

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This week the boys help a guy who is unsure of what to do for Valentine's Day in a brand new relationship, relive some cat pee trauma, and discuss the GOAT hater Kendrick Lamar's halftime show. Seriously, did you see that? Drake's probably crying over a 16 year old Scotch. Then he's gonna open some whiskey.

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