Bring Your Imagination means Unattainable (LA 848)

Transcript:

Steven Butala:                   Steve and Jill here.

Jill DeWit:                            Hello.

Steven Butala:                   Welcome to the Land Academy show, entertaining land investment talk. I'm Steven Jack Butala.

Jill DeWit:                            I'm Jill DeWit, broadcasting from sunny southern California.

Steven Butala:                   Today Jill and I talk about how the phrase, "Bring your imagination," in a real estate posting really means it's probably untenantable. It means you can't move into it as a house, so bring your imagination.

Jill DeWit:                            Hilarious.

Steven Butala:                   All week this week is infuriating real estate cliches. I think this is Friday, right?

Jill DeWit:                            Yep.

Steven Butala:                   You'll notice that Jill's been wearing the same necklace all week this week.

Jill DeWit:                            I have.

Steven Butala:                   We record the show once every Thursday morning, and Jill's real happy that this is the last show that we have to record this week.

Jill DeWit:                            I have to say this has been a rough week.

Steven Butala:                   Look at her.

Jill DeWit:                            I know.

Steven Butala:                   She's done.

Jill DeWit:                            I'm tired. If you're seeing me right now, I'm just playing with my hair. I'm like, "Whatever." [inaudible 00:01:04] I'm tired.

Steven Butala:                   Anybody who's in a relationship with one person that understands.

Jill DeWit:                            Hopefully you're only in a relationship with one person.

Steven Butala:                   No, if you're a young ... If you're in your early '20, I hope you're not in a relationship with just one person.

Jill DeWit:                            Okay. Okay.

Steven Butala:                   Male and female. You get that stuff out of your system before you find the person that you really like.

Jill DeWit:                            Got it. Anyway, move on. What were you going to say? It was a little bash on Jill, and that's fine.

Steven Butala:                   No, that's it. That's all I had to say.

Jill DeWit:                            You did not. You started to say, "If you find yourself in this situation," and then you stopped. You can share it.

Steven Butala:                   I was watching a movie, and there was a line in the movie. This person was recently divorced, and she said, "It was all over the way that he chews his food."

Jill DeWit:                            Yes. Well, yeah-

Steven Butala:                   It was over chewing.

Jill DeWit:                            Yep.

Steven Butala:                   So if you're in a relationship with somebody you know what I mean.

Jill DeWit:                            Yeah.

Steven Butala:                   It's like sometimes you just have to bite the inside of your lip, and say, "I'm not going to watch him chew anymore."

Jill DeWit:                            That's was so funny, because you said that, and kind number three was in the room. You were sharing it with kid number three, and he's like, "That's stupid." I looked at him, and I said, "That's kind of true. I know people that have done that." It's like that was the last thing, how they chew their food. Then they were done. He's looking at me like, "That can't be real." I'm like,