Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson episodes

February 19, 2025 123 - Beavers Give Major Girl Boss Disruptor Energy
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1 hr 17 min
February 17, 2025 Mayor Poopy Pants - Trail Mix #71
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper looking for resolution after a friendship blowout, a make out session featuring a yellow Twizzler, and a camper who really knows how to turn heads while running her errands.

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29 min
February 12, 2025 122 - Big Back Horse & A Cherry Tree
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1 hr 5 min
February 10, 2025 Someone was Phrogging in Our House - Trail Mix #70
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who found a love letter from her brother’s girlfriend that had an unexpected twist, a camper who is truly experienced a nu-nu na-na nightmare, and a real scary story including a ski trip and a terrifying visitor on a couples retreat.

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Camp Songs:
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YouTube Playlist
Sammich's Secret Mixtape
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Camp Counselors TikTok
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Camp Counselors Facebook
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37 min
February 05, 2025 121 - Failing A Breathalyzer As A Camp Counselor (With Liza Treyger)
In this episode, we are joined by the iconic comedian Liza Treyger! We are talking about how she was fired as a camp counselor, unhappy hours in NYC, Spice Girls, and so much more! Check out Night Owl: Liza Treyger now on Netflix!
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➜ Tom Sanders. “Woman in Court for Aggressively Farting at Her Boyfriend’s Ex.” Metro, 30 Jan. 2025.
➜ Matt Schooley. “Massachusetts Official Accused of Stealing City Funds, Buying 153 Pounds of Steak Tips, Self Portrait.” CBS News, 10 Jan. 2025.
Camp Songs:
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Sammich's Secret Mixtape
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1 hr 16 min
February 03, 2025 Trail Mix #69 - Yes, I Left a Note on Her Car
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a a camper confessing her perfect petty revenge after leaving a note on someone's car, a dirty dog of a manager, and a camper who puked up wine and left.

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This episode is sponsored by Apostrophe and BetterHelp.
Camp Songs:
Spotify Playlist
YouTube Playlist
Sammich's Secret Mixtape
Social Media:
Camp Counselors TikTok
Camp Counselors Instagram
Camp Counselors Facebook
Camp Counselors Twitter
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
30 min
January 29, 2025 120 - Zachariah's Last Episode... In His 20s
In this episode, we celebrate Zachariah's last podcast episode in his 20s as he shares the 29 biggest lessons he has learned in 29 years. We also are running our mouths about cryopreservation, Walt Disney's frozen head, Albert Einstein being silly and relatable, Heidi Montag, and so much more.
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Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
Sources:
➜ Brittany Miller. “‘Lawn Guy’ Raises over $500k for Elderly Disabled Woman after Saving Her Garden.” The Independent, 13 Jan. 2025.
➜ Charlotte Lytton. “Is This the $200,000 Ticket to Cheating Death?” BBC News, 16 Jan. 2025.
Camp Songs:
Spotify Playlist
YouTube Playlist
Sammich's Secret Mixtape
Social Media:
Camp Counselors TikTok
Camp Counselors Instagram
Camp Counselors Facebook
Camp Counselors Twitter
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 13 min
January 27, 2025 The Girls Football Team That Destroyed The Town - Trail Mix #68
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's evil but successful revenge at the office holiday party, a Powder Puff West Side Story with a STIINKY twist, and a camper running a messy intimate backyard wedding for strangers.
WE HAVE MERCH!
Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!
Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
Camp Songs:
Spotify Playlist
YouTube Playlist
Sammich's Secret Mixtape
Social Media:
Camp Counselors TikTok
Camp Counselors Instagram
Camp Counselors Facebook
Camp Counselors Twitter
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
32 min
January 22, 2025 119 - Vapeless in Toronto
Grab your passports because we are leaving camp and going international! We're trading in the birch for a maple, pounding poutine, and trekking through the snow of Toronto. In this episode, we are talking about our time in CANADA!
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Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
Sources:
➜ Kaylee Lindenmuth, McKenzie Jarrell. “Hershey Bears Break 100,000 in Teddy Bear Toss Sunday; over 500K Collected All-Time.” ABC27, ABC27, 6 Jan. 2025.
➜ Brittany Loggins. “And Just like That, Carrie Bradshaw’s Front Stoop Was Closed.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 14 Jan. 2025.
Camp Songs:
Spotify Playlist
YouTube Playlist
Sammich's Secret Mixtape
Social Media:
Camp Counselors TikTok
Camp Counselors Instagram
Camp Counselors Facebook
Camp Counselors Twitter
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1 hr 19 min
January 20, 2025 I Spilled His Mom's Ashes - Trail Mix #67
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper in need of an activity with her awkward friends, a messy confession involving nature's litter box (the beach), and a scary story about a broken vase that spilled the truth.

WE HAVE MERCH!

Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!
This episode is sponsored by Factor Meals. Go to FactorMeals.com/camp50off and use code camp50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.
Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!
Camp Songs:
Spotify Playlist
YouTube Playlist
Sammich's Secret Mixtape
Social Media:
Camp Counselors TikTok
Camp Counselors Instagram
Camp Counselors Facebook
Camp Counselors Twitter
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
29 min

About Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but…