November 13, 2025

Can We Stop Being This Dumb? | Ep 49

1 hour 19 minutes

Episode 49 is a masterclass in low-brow genius. Stroke’s obsessed with assholes, Ian’s defending freedom for naked chainsaw guys, Jenn’s fighting school drop-off rage, and Mikey’s trying to figure out how the hell they still have a podcast.

There’s “Can We Stop” meltdowns, Florida Man’s bowel-related crime spree, and a Viking turd so legendary it deserves its own museum wing. Then the crew plays the new trivia game “Beat the Cock,” and everyone loses their dignity trying to answer before the rooster crows.

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Stroke unveils Ass Facts, a new educational series for degenerates.

Jenn’s mom-rage reaches DEFCON 1

Ian explains why “Run, Forrest, Run” should be punishable by public shaming.

Mikey tries to stop the team from talking about poop. Fails instantly.

The gang debates tramp stamps, Chinese tattoos, and parental delusion in youth sports.

The confessions section spirals quickily

A deaf go-go dancer, an amputee hookup, and nut-brushing

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