NeighbourA:Well, you will never guess what I saw this morning. A delivery truck pulled into his driveway, and it dropped off a long, rectangular box. It almost like a coffin.

Neighbor B: You see, why would he?

Armand: Hello, ladies.

Neighbor B: Armand, you scared the heck out of me. This is my friend Doris.

Armand:A pleasure to meet you. If you are not doing anything tonight, I like to have you both for dinner. I mean, I like to have you both over for dinner.