Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Well, this can't be good. We walked into the studio today and someone has changed all of our phones. They changed our text line number, our request line, and the hotline without telling any of us. Lazlo just checked with our boss(?) but he couldn't help. As a matter of fact, he informs us that the other stations in the building got to keep their phone numbers. They only changed our numbers and they did it to "save money". This can't be good. Oh well, the show must go on (hopefully). *How late is too late? You never want to be the first person at the party but you also don't want to be the one who gets there right as everyone is leaving. Good news! There's a formula you can use to figure out exactly how late you should arrive. *Doomscrolling! You know a lot of people died when we're still talking about a mass shooting two days later. Not enough for the NRA to postpone their party obviously. Johnny Depp v Amber Heard will come to an end tomorrow. Will the CourtTV app just vaporize once it's over? *PornHub has been around for 15 years! Fun fact, if you combine all the time you've spent on PornHub it would equal 15 years. *Gentlemen, shirtless pics in your dating profile are a no-go. *How was that? We tried our best to ignore the writing on the wall about our jobs and discuss something other than the school shooting. How'd we do? We'll try harder tomorrow. That should be our mission statement. -Everybody Wang Chung!!

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

We got new phones and apparently a new phone number. As Lazlo would say, that ain't great

Yo! I hope you're ready because Lazlo has another old documentary about old people to recommend!  *Before you watch anything though, you need to make sure you get permission from your partner. Depending on the activity, it might be best to actually get that permission in writing. *Let's Doomscroll! We now know more details about the viral video of that fight at the airport. Does monkeypox come from a monkey or a monk? We investigate. Johnny Depp will not take the stand again after all but Kate Moss probably will. Walmart has decided to not sell that Juneteenth ice cream after all the backlash. *Let's play a game! Are They Religious? Slimfast is forced to sing an intro live if he wants to play. *Nick Wright calls in and it's during a moment of sadness and anger as we've all just learned about the tragic shooting in Texas. Let's do better.

Nick Wright from First Things First on FS1 calls in to talk about the school shooting in Texas today

A new game where Slimfast gives the rest of the gang a celebrity and they have to guess if they're religious or not

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news