Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hour 4 - We learn what scams we just deal with and what decade we would be nostalgic for.

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Hour 3 - We start the hour with a list of things guys do that scare women and then Julia scares the guys with her idea for Halloween.  There was a tragedy at a costume party that Julia didn't attend over the weekend and how much would you pay for a bottle of water at a sporting event?

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Hour 2 - This is where we Doom Scroll.  A little of this, a little of that...and then a little more.

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He usually tries to "lighten" it up...sometimes you win, sometimes....not so much.

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Do you think Slimfast read ALL of these stories?  Take a listen and find out! 

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Hour 1 - We open the show with a quick check in from the weekend, Slimfast may have killed his mom's kitten and Lazlo once had to have an impromptu funeral for a cat.

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Slim gets called to the bosses office and Lazlo had a great weekend giving Nick a hard time during football!

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Yo! It's Friday! We can't stop thinking about this Alec Baldwin news. It's horrible so let's just get it out of the way. *Have you been following the homecoming dress drama? Facebook is officially the place for boomers to bully young people. *Doomscrolling!!! The Brian Laundrie story is still unfolding. Alec Baldwin accidentally shot and killed a crew member on set with a prop gun. Gas prices are high, burgers are getting bigger, and Amazon drivers are getting carjacked. *Is giving money to the homeless a cop-out when we should be doing more? *Remember couch guy? Now we've got bunk guy. *What's your most painful monthly bill? I guess it depends on whether or not you have to pay alimony. *Have a great weekend!! See you Monday!! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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How does $7,000 and some new grandparents sound? It can all be yours if you move to Greenburg! Or maybe it’s Greensburg. I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere in Indiana. *Police are worried about a surge in attacks against women at nightclubs involving syringes filled with date rape drugs. *Doomscrolling! Brian Laundrie’s parents finally hand (what’s left of) their son over to police. Mix and match your vaccine boosters! Vaccine boosters are here! Paris Hilton is trying to expose and end the abuse of children in boarding schools and behavior boot camps. *If your ex sent you a nude right now, what would you do? *Everyone on the show is supposed to confess one previously undisclosed secret today. Slim ends up being the only one. *Ten things required for true love. *Could this end up being the weekend Jeriney’s mom starts to get along with Jeriney’s boyfriend? *Nick Wright is on the show!! He’d like to promote his new business and give us an NFL preview for the weekend. *I gotta go! My Uber’s here! Have a great day and please say hi on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo -Everybody Wang Chung!!  

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*Did you have a Fisher Price toy phone when you were little? You did, whether or not you remember. You'll soon be able to purchase one that actually works. (Nothing weird or scary about that https://bit.ly/3jjRoDQ)  *She's a tech junkie, a self proclaimed privacy advocate, but she loves tik tok and smart speakers. *Doomscrolling! Did they find Brian Laundrie's body today? A big airplane crashed in Texas but everyone got out alive. We finally have bulletproof evidence that ghosts exist and they hate dogs. You aren't a spy and you don't have Putin's contact info. Facebook is rumored to be changing they're corporate name next week. *Should you have sex on a first date? At least one girl on tik tok says yes and her logic is solid. *Do BDSM enthusiasts bring up their kinks at dinner or wait until they show dates their dungeon? * Something went wrong :(  A problem with Karen.exe was detected. *What is something that disgusts you but other people seem to like? *A local news channel in Spokane Washington inadvertently aired a few seconds of porn on a studio monitor. People called the cops. Cops said they're sending the Special Victims Unit (SVU). Not a joke. *America's biggest phobias by state. *Thanks for listening! Happy Birthday Snoop Dogg!!  

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