Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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*The guys open the show with some rambling complaints about iMessage photos being confusing. Fortunately, Nick calls live from New York and discusses his recent Twitter fued with a very famous athlete. *Slimfast has been watching a show about marrying millionaires and now he can't stop fantasizing about sleeping with rich dudes. *Headlines are about what you'd expect, Trump wants to shut down congress because they're a pain in his ass, unemployment numbers are scary, some people (most?) are still being kind. *We discuss the "All In Challenge", Celebs are auctioning off cahnces to win cool stuff and even appear in movies. 

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*People started getting their stimulus money today! Slimfast thinks his ex-wife got his. Lazlo says he didn't even bother checking to see if got his (something about it being an "insignificant" deposit) One man got a surprise stimulus of over $8 million put right into his account! The guys bitch about taxes and try to understand how things like 401K's work. *Forbes published a list of the top 40 most played songs of the 2010's. The songs didn't have to come out in the 10's, they just got played the most. One actually came out in the 90's and it surprised the hell outta us. *Headlines-Trump thinks now would be a good time to stop giving money to the World Health Orginization, new COVID hotspots are popping up around the country. A woman is in love with her lamp and she doesn't think it should be legal for the media to poke fun at her. (freaking weirdo, amirite?) We play our last songs and call it day. Lazlo's last song he listened to was Courtney Love's "Sunset Strip" & Slimfast went with The Strokes "Eternal Summer" *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Wash your hands, stay home, and call your Grandma. She misses you and you never call her. You always say you will but you keep putting it off! Now, if your grandma is dead then you have nothing to feel guilty about and you can resume watching the same Office episodes you've seen six million times. Goodnight!  

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*Lazlo just discovered one of the worse movies ever made and now it's his favorite. *Who are the greatest actors from each generation and why are we having this discussion? *Headlines-America has a new king, more stories about people being good in bad times. *Let's talk a little music

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Welcome to the podcast fam! On today's episode..*Lazlo asked his doctor to do an STD screening over Zoom-New season of Fargo takes place in KC but it's been delayed-The bonus episode of Tiger King will be available this weekend-Our listeners our the salt of the earth-We explain why (if we were cops) we'd be dirty cops and you would too. *A very nice person left a very nice packge for us. *Headlines are still at full virul load-A woman in Florida stuffed easter eggs with porn and distributed them to strangers-Missouri finally decides to keep schools shut down-Pink talks about Coronavirus and Slimfast talks about the Moulin Rouge music video *If you'd like to check out the songs we played for mail, Twenty One Pilots "Level of Concern" * Flume "The Difference" * Man Man "Cloud Nein" * Rezz,Grabbitz "Someone Else"- Happy Passover! Happy Easter! As-Salam-u-Alaikum Have a great weekend and keep washing your hands. Also, try to be nice to the person/people living with you. Remeber, they're tired of being stuck with you too. 

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*Wanna get paid to watch tv during lockdown? Slimfast will tell you how to apply. How do so many peoeple know how to sew and what exactly is macramé? *Grae Drake calls and tells us what to watch during lockdown. *Headlines are at full viral load. Trump is actually considering a pardon for Joe Exotic. *Thanks for downloading the podcast. Now I gotta get home and check out 1985's Girls Just Want To Have Fun on Hulu.  

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We must apologize because we had some technical issues today and lost our opening segments. So if you want to know Lazlo's take on Tow Truck driver's wives, you'll have to ask him or someone who caught the conversation live. *Headlines are all Rona, all the time. *During lockdown, maybe we should be throwing parties for ourselves. *Have a good night, wash your hands, and we promise to avoid technical issues with tomorrow's podcast.  

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*We're still here and Slimfast is walking on sunshine while Lazlo is feeling stressed. *Rolling Stone had a list of hit songs that were NOT sung by the lead singers. This leads to an unnecessarily long converstaion about old rock bands. *Headlines are all about COVID-19 and the Kennedy's terrible luck. *Slimfast is tired of people making fun of Fred Durst and gets oddly worked up about it. Thanks for listening, now go wash your hands. 

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*The guys find themselves sharing stories about their late fathers. *Lazlo is still asking what he's allowed to do for fun on the weekend during lockdown. *After almost a decade, Slimfast is still angry about the SEC taking his Blockbuster stock away. *The guys open up some Mail for Friday, including a brand new song from KC's own, The Sluts! *Headlines include your daily COVID briefing and Lazlo shares some menu items from a Chinese wet market. *Slimfast explains the real reason for the toilet paper shortage but Lazlo is skeptical. * Have a great weekend! Hopefully we'll talk to you Monday.

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*People we know are starting to get really scared of being infected as another young celebrity dies from COVID *We were a little surprised that no one told us to go home today after seeing what's happeneing in the radio industry *Headlines with more COVID news. More people may have coronavirus and never show symptoms than doctors originally thought. *Lazlo says Slimfast put everyone's health at risk by eating communal mexican food in the break room. 

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