Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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*It took a global pandemic, but Slimfast has convinced Lazlo to go on vaction together. *Headlines, Trump says he takes unproven drugs to protect himself from Coronavirus. *The worst graduation speech of all time? *Bachelorette star apologizes for saying the n-word. *Thanks for listening. I bid you adieu

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*It's Friday! Today was really just a couple guys sitting around the bar chatting. 

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*We had a breakthrough today! We've spent weeks debating and trying to understand the whole mask thing. Today, a real life doctor texted in explained everything. We feel smarter now and can't wait to share this new knowledge with anyone who will listen. *Headlines! The FBI took a republican senator's phone and we're freaking out FOR him. Trump thinks Fauci gives bad advice. Pfizer thinks they could be close to a vaccine. Would you volunteer to test a vaccine even if it could kill you? It was only a matter of time, Virtual Summer Camp is a thing and we don't love it. Matthew McConaughey has a message for America. *Grae Drake is on the phone and we chat about our shared reverence for Adam Sandler and Grae tells us everything we should be streaming this week. *If the FBI took your phone, what would you be worried about them finding? Slimfast admits something really embarrassing about himself and Lazlo gets so uncomfortable that he leaves. *Have a great day! Same time tomorrow?

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(Mayor Lucas is on the show again today) *Bryan Adams is vegan but is he also a racist? *Headlines! Rand Paul finally stood up Dr Fauci, Twitter is flagging misleading tweets, Prisoners are trying to catch COVID. *Mayor Lucas calls in to give us an update on everything Coronavirus. *Lazlo has decided to fully embrace the mask. 

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*What are the greatest albums of all time? Albums that have a single bad song. We found a list and we debate our own picks. *Headlines. Why is Bruce Willis living with Demi Moore? Fauci is worried about states opening too soon, Trump walked away from a reporter, a nurse had to fake having syptoms just to get a test, and Mike Tyson says he's making a comeback. *Lazlo says he wears a mask but he's not happy about it. Slimfast thinks free speech is great but wishes more people would confront the jerks weaing klan hoods and swastikas in public places. *Have a great night. Wear your mask and wash your hands. See ya tomorrow. 

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*What's opening this week in Missouri and Kansas? *Nick calls to discuss a non-sports current event *Headlines! *States are reopening but should they? Three celebrity deaths to report today and tons of COVID news. *Slimfast goes on Shark Tank and Lazlo is Mark Cuban. 

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*We start the show by chatting and catching each other up on everything. Axl Rose got into a twitter war and it was amazing. Did that woman in South Carolina commit suicide by alligator? A quick grammer lesson from Lazlo and Slim. *Headlines! People are tired of distancing, Trump yelled at a nurse, we blab about current events for an hour. *Nick Wright calls in to get a few more takes from Lazlo that he can use on TV. Nick also has investment tips for Slimfast. *Have great day! Let's catch up again tomorrow and we can all use this moment to go wash our hands. 

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*Wendy's is running out of meat? They've casted a big movie star to play Joe Exotic. Kim Jong might not be back after all. *Headlines, CNN is angry with Trump, Kansas City is using the "10/10/10" plan for reopening and we try to explain it, Corey Feldman has a certified Billboard Hit. *The origin story of "Snitch-fast" 

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