Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*Drew Brees apoloizes. KCPD makes a big annoucement. Many black Americans on social media have asked white people to stop asking so many questions and just listen. So we ask a black friend how he feels about that. Fauci is still around and he has some good news. We take the Privilege Challenge and we fail...or pass...or...I mean, we're privileged.

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*If you need someone to inspect your basement, Trump's your guy.

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*Trump got mad that people made fun of him for hiding in his basement and turning off his porch lights last weekend. So he says he's gonna use the US military to fight with the protestors if his feelings get hurt again. Plenty to discuss today.

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*The mask war continues. The same thing happened with seatbelts in the early 80's. Get over it. *We actually play a clip from a reality show and Lazlo seems impressed. *Headlines! Trump wants to shut down twitter. (Seems presidential) Speaking of presidential, Trump is also smearing a private citizen and possibly accusing him of murder. The CDC is actually warning us about aggresive rats. Need another indication that Americans are getting dumber? Only 50% of Americans say they would take an approved COVID-19 vaccine. WTF? *The 50 Happiest songs of all time. Will Lazlo and Slimfast agree with number 1? *It's time to say goodbye but we have a few more things we'd like to discuss before we leave. One story might actually make you feel good. *That's a wrap! Have a great day/night!  

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*We're back, after a long weekend! Lazlo & Slimfast recap their vaction time together. *Headlines. Trump played golf all weekend. Missouri made national news for all the wrong reasons. There's a manhunt happening somewhere in Connecticut. Central Park Karen has responded to the media. *Cartoon characters who turn people on. Turns out Slimfast used to have a relationship with something called a "Ganz Pinup Girl Beer Holder" from the 1980's. Good to be back! See you tomorrow!

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*It's Thursday but today is our Friday. Lazlo and Slimfast are looking forward to a weekend of wasting away in Margaritaville. *Headlines are still reporting a high viral load but we can't stay focused. It's Memorial Day weekend! Thank a veteran. If you are a veteran, thank You! Stay safe, stay healthy, and let's reconvene next week. 

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