Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*Is the lockdown over or what? We thought today was the day but things seem really quiet. We are very confused about what has opened and what hasn't. Are brothels and buffets ever gonna reopen? Should wet markets be done? Is that racist? *Headlines! Trump was on FOX, George W calls for unity, Trump says democrats suck, that antibody test you took may not have been accurate, giant killer hornets are here and they want blood, Michigan is really trying to become the Confederate and Nazi capital of America. *Mother's Day is this weekend. You gonna see your mom? Will she believe that you're just social distancing or will she think you don't want to see her? If your mom dated a new guy, would you be cool with that? *Thanks for listening! Now go wash your hands and call your mother. She misses you. Wash your hands first ;)

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*One of our last shows from lockdown! We discuss plans to create our own version of Christmas in the Park but with strippers. *Headlines, Trump says Coronavius will go away without a vaccine, the underwear arson has been caught, robots for seniors. *Podcast bonus today, enjoy a song from our friends The Rugs called "Behind Glass". You can check them out on iTunes, Spotify, bandcamp, and Moodringrecords.com  Have a great night!

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*Welcome to Wednesday's show! What are your thoughts on Elon Musk? There's so much to like and so much to hate. *Headlines! Trump is enforcing Americans to produce meat, MAGA supporters have come up with a fun song, did the CIA write a rock song to win the cold war? *What if buffets are done for good? Do we really want to live in that world? 

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*Welcome to Tuesday's podcast! Hope you're feeling well. We try to get to the bottom of Kansas and Missouri's plan to reopen everything. Is everyone going back to work next week? What the hell is happening? Slimfast can't read the word "decontaminate". *The Lumineers are still kicking ass, after all these years. Did they beat out all the other similar bands from their era? *Headlines baby! Trump knows all about Kim Jong Un but he can't tell us, doctors say they've found a vaccine for COVID that works on monkeys, are drive-in theaters the obvious choice for people who want to go out but also want to social distance? *Nick calls in and apologizes to Lazlo. What's he apologizing for? You'll have to listen. *Thanks for checking out the podcast! Hope to see you tomorrow. When's the last time you washed your hands? With soap? Maybe now's a good time. 

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*As the mayor of Metcalf, Lazlo drove south over the weekend to get at look at some of his lesser known constituents, Slimfast got hacked, we talk about our junio high bullies. *Nick Wright calls in and tells us all about his new celebrity friend. (It's actually pretty impressive) *Headlines. Trump angry! Coronavirus rumors are out of control, Slimfast is worried about Kim Jong Un, SNL featured a lot of KC personalities over the weekend. Have a great night! See you tomorrow!

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*Happy Friday! Lazlo wants to talk about the NFL draft but Slimfast knows nothing. *Something true and unexplained happened to Slimfast when he woke up this morning. *Headlines, don't ingest lysol, Lazlo thinks tanning beds may be the solution to COVID-19, Kim Jong Un is probably fine. *Let's keep our fingers crossed that Virtual Buzz Beach Ball goes well this weekend. *Thanks for listening! Have a great weekend!

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*We talk about being kids and gorwing up too fast *Someone on twitter is claiming that Lazlo is a corporate shill and Lazlo responds. *Headlines have a mild cough and light chest pains but we also have news about ICP, fake local restaurants on delivery apps, gay duck dads on tv, and Lazlo's got a story about a duck that isn't safe for minors. *We recap what we learned today and look forward to being back tomorrow, fingers crossed, and hands washed 

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* Let's talk about COVID Toe's! (Sorry for the crap description today. Just trying to get this damn thing uploaded)

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*Nick saves the day by calling in and putting an end to a boring convo about ordering food. *Headlines are big today because Georgia has announced they want to open the floodgates. (Is it just us or does the Governor of Georgia have a thing for beauty salons?) *Now that everything is closed, Americans have resurrected the Sunday-drive. Lazlo says he's gonna hit the road, drive south, and discover once and for all where/if Metcalf ends. *Have a great night! Wear your facemasks in public and wash your hands!

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*Happy 4.20! We talk about getting high. *We have a huge announcement! *Headlines are covered in COVID. *We found the worst cover song ever. Slimfast covers it better and....Slimfast finally does that Irish singing thing again! *Stay healthy, wash your hands and Happy 420!

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