Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*How are middle aged guys supposed to dress? Can you change your style after 30? *Headlines! It's Slimfast's birthday. Lots of talk about Trump and people getting shot. *We're taking off early today so that Slimfast can go home and celebrate his birthday alone. 

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*If you're a fan of transphobic rap songs performed by uniform police officers, have we got a track for you! Can people on the "other side" come around to our way of thinking when presented with new ideas and information? *Headlines! Trump thinks SCOTUS hates him. Turns out, lots of people hate him The cops in Atlanta have already been charged. Bolton's got a new book and he claims Trump's own staff call him a "dipshit" behind his back. He also claims that Putin loves how dumb Trump is. Biden says Trump threw up the white flag with COVID. Someone from That 70's Show is facing 45 years in prison for rape and it's not Ashton Kutcher. Fauci says he doesn't think there's gonna be an NFL season this year. *Nick calls in and we have a good laugh about a politician who's having a bad week. *Thanks for listening. Anyone else feel a little queasy today? Is it something I ate? Should I wait it out or just run to the bathroom and get it over with? I'm terrible at making decisions like these.

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*When you were a kid, what did you have to learn about to fit in? *Headlines! Trump says everyone wants law and order, even if they don't know it. What the hell is a Boogaloo boy? A cop in Ohio was using the police database to stalk women. Trump's niece is wrote a book but she might not be able to publish it because she signed an NDA. *A police officer cries on camera about her McDonalds order taking too long. *Nick calls to discuss baseball and the cry-baby cop. *Have a great night! Sorry if some of today's audio sounds weird. I have no idea what I'm doing and it shows.

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*Did your parents have a heavy hand? We go over a list of religions and see if any of them interest us. *Headlines! Trump says we need to stop testing for COVID if we want to see the case numbers decrease. North Korea is acting up. Former eBay employees did some weird things to an online critic. Those Black Panthers you saw in Atlanta were probably actors. The Sedalia woman shot by a deputy this weekend was not armed. *Slimfast says he has an idea for an app but he really just wants to humble brag. *Have a great night! I think we're gonna rent that Pete Davidson movie if anyone is interested.  

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*Just when we start to forget about COVID, we find out the lake is closed? Why do gas stations in Kansas have donuts but Missouri doesn't? You become your father at 37. Here's the signs you're turning into your dad. *Headlines! SCOTUS gives us something to celebrate! COVID cases are on the rise. "SanFran Karen" AND her husband both lost their jobs. Trump gave a powerful speech at West Point. A nationwide business we all know and love may not be able to survive the pandemic. *What makes a Karen a Karen? If every white woman is a Karen, does it take something away from the real Karens? Is Slimfast a Beta? Is Lazlo a Kyle?  *Have a great night! Wanna hang out again tomorrow? I'm down but I need to shower first.  

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*How many videos have you seen this week of white people being racist? They just kweep coming. Do better white people. *Headlines! Trump went on FOX News to defend his stupid tweet from two weeks ago, Wall Street is freaking out about a second COVID wave. Protesters have created a cop-free zone in downtown Seattle. A guy is in a coma after being hit by a falling confederate statue. SoCal Karen is wanted by police. *We open up mail but we're not allowed to post it in the podcast. Run The Jewels- "JU$T" Sub Urban-"Freak" Billie Eilish-"ilomilo" All Time Low-"Monsters" Dylan Cartlidge-"Yellow Brick Road *Another week in the books! Have a great weekend. Let's get trahed!

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*Everyone has an OnlyFans or Patreon these days and Slimfast subscribes to most of them. *Headlines! The end times are officially here. COVID is still here and the next wave could be worse than the first. Are we finally going to rename JC Nichols fountain? If you're white, you probably have "White Allergies". *An AI bot wrote a Metallica song. *NASCAR is banning the confederate flag. Will they still have any fans? *Lazlo is being secretive about a gift he bought for the boys. *Thanks for listening! See you on the Little People Big World forums later!

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*Just when we thought Slimfast couldn't get any dumber/weirder/childish.....  *Cuomo thinks Trump should apologize. Audio from George Floyd's funeral. Karen from Airzona has a husband and he's speaking out. Why are cops slashing people's tires? Facebook hires some experts and those experts tell facebook to do better. North Korea is in the news again. America has a bunch of new drunks, after the two month lockdown. *Lazlo and Slimfast get into a huge fight! They're fighting about.....a Robin Williams movie? *Thanks for listening! Don't forget your towel.

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*Lazlo received a hot tip about what Slimfast was up to this weekend. *Nick calls in and we have lots of catching up to do. *Plenty to discuss in Headlines today. *Lazlo thinks the term "defund the police" is way too easy for Trump and the GOP to use against us.

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