Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Are you in a good mood? We're in a good mood today. The holidays are near and we all took are meds today. Of course, we have to start with Tom Cruise. We appreciate the guy's passion but would he yell at co-stars that way? Perhaps he would. I don't know the guy. We don't run in the same circles. *Hulu is doing a series about the Pam and Tommy sex tape from 1998. Apparently that sex tape is the reason Kim K is famous today. Just listen to the discussion. We'll explain.  *Headlines! Another vaccine?!?! Hell yes! I'll take both of 'em! Biden is campaigning for the senate election in Georgia. A prisoner escaped while he was being transported. He just jumped out of the car while they were at a McDonald's dive-thru. It's my favorite story of the day. *It's Wednesday and that means....Get To Know Us! Today we did a round of GTKU Christmas Edition. *The text line requested to hear Slimfast's Geisha story. That was a bad night for Slimfast :(   *Jeriney keeps us woke as hell! Time to learn about "queerbaiting". *Let's wrap things up today with some 2020 lists. *Have a great night/day. You really need to tell your mom that you're coming for Christmas. You want me to do it? She's still gonna end up calling you. You're just delaying the inevitable. Let's catch up again tomorrow. Everybody Wang Chung! -Slimfast

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"Dear Diary, it's been almost a week and I still can't get any of my podcast descriptions to upload. I will continue to try but alas, my optimism and patience are waning." Welcome to the podcast! A new study says people are sleeping a lot less during the pandemic. How can that be? All we do is sleep? Is there something wrong with us? *Houses of the future are here. We discuss an article about all the futuristic stuff people want in their homes. *Headlines! Biden said something today, Mitch said something about Biden today, and Bill Barr said goodbye. Who cares. Let's discuss what you've been doing with your "alone time" during COVID. *Jeriney is so naive. Just listen. Lazlo will explain. *Tik Tok revenge....something? A girl asks for likes on her video and then promoises to "out" the married man she slept with. Can we all agree that this is terrible? *What happens when you're an NFL quarterback and you have to use the restroom during a game? You tell the coach you have cramps. *Lazlo doesn't signal when he drives and he's mad that he keeps getting tickets for it. *We talk a little bit more about boozing during COVID and then we bid you goodnight. Goodnight sweet prince and princess. We'll catch up again tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung 

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*You didn't ask for a ten minute review of HBO's Murder on Middle Beach but we're gonna give it to you anyway. *Don't eat gas station that's been in your fridge for days. You'll get worms and go crazy. *Headlines! Rudy's got Rona. Texas high school boy is suspended for wearing nail polish. Bear fights dog, man fights bear, dog is okay. Don't you hate it when you go to pull up your pants and your gun goes off at Nieman Marcus? Today's monolith update. *Nick Wright is on the program and he's not friends with Lazlo anymore. *George Clooney has sold a lot of Flowbee's. What's your favorite celeb-endorsement? *Matthew Perry's ex-girlfriend gave quite the interview. *That's all for now. Stay safe out there. Let's catch up soon. 

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I think we covered it all today! Christmas spending, weird sex acts that you do while you're alone, and of course...Doomscrolling! China is currently trying to make Captain America's of their own. We discuss a lot in Headlines today. Slimfast is a Country Psychic and he proves it once again! Nick Wright is on the program, trying to help us wrap up our Friday. He does an amazing job. Thanks for listening! Have a great weekend. Everybody Wang Chung!

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*Girls like football? My apologies. *Ever use balls to work out? No, not those.... *Headlines! Don't fly commcerial after you just tested positive for COVID, please. CDC says winter is coming. Elsa from Frozen is real excited about the holidays. Want to get vaccinated for COVID? Hope you know someone in organized crime. *Are the Goo Goo Dolls classic rock or just old? *Drew Barrymore has a talk show? Slimfast hasn't seen the first Poison Ivy!?!? *What is it with mayors and smoking crack? *Did you know that girls from Detroit sound like the cast of Clueless? *Slimfast had a great idea for an invention but Lazlo gets stuck on a detail from Slim's story about childhood. *Alright kids, turns out you're phones are bad for you. Worrying about your phone being bad for you is bad for you though. Got that? *That's all for today. Good talk. One more show this week. Looking forward to it. Have a great day. Everybody wang chung!

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