Seriously, an 20 minute story about UPS from Cash. Hear him fight through Mikey and Danny lobbing grenades the entire time. Plus, a review of The Ticket's Campound. Also, Dingu falls victim to Mikey's zany golf quiz. 

An EPIC Twitch raid of two incredibly cute and hammered ladies. We visit with a passenger on the Denver Frontier flight that resulted in a man walking into the engine bay. Yuck. Plus, an adorable visit from our sweet golf bear Kevio. 

Cash's expose' on The Devil's Cruise. Dingu walked into The Blair Witch Project in Oak Cliff. Nocturnal Admissions send Mikey to The Oscars. 

What teams are left in the NBA and NHL playoffs? Mikey and Danny try and guess. Mikey issues a wonderful salad tossing joke. Plus, it's always funny when you drop your bass guitar in church band. 

Mikey sneaks inside Lee Harvey Oswald's house. Some dude steals $80K worth of mac and cheese from Chik-Fil-A. The show is interrupted by a violent banging on the door....who was it?

When is it appropriate to watch Landman on your phone while your friend is telling a story? Why does Cash think restaurant-made potato chips are actually good? Yankee fan gets bloodied at the Ranger game from three different angles. 

NFL Draft coverage about as you'd expect it from this show. We also give important attention to: train vs. semi-truck, restaurant potato chips are bulls**t, and what Dallas dishes are considered iconic?

How we lie to keep conversations from continuing. 
Dating a girl with a cat always ends the same way. 
WTF is a "sexual encounter center?"

We are introduced to indie wrestlers Stephen Flow and Co-Kane, and we die laughing. An oral history of The Barley House. Plus, a deeply personal segment of The Daily Mail. 

Real talk: Are we all alcoholics? Plus: you've heard of couples working at the same job together, but nothing like this. And: a lie about The Ticket you've all believed for 10 years.