Could we keep it secret if we won the lottery? Man's best friend likes to motorboat. Mikey saw a new movie (Alien, 1979). 

Jake Kemp joins us to chop up the Micah Parsons trade to Green Bay. Let's make sexy bread. The debut of "Idiots, More or Less."

WTF happened to Mikey's foot? Does Tay-Tay have a pre-up? Who won the second Golden Spatula?

What happens when you bring in two bartenders to serve the boys for the entire show? Freaking Kalindar wins a thousand bucks at marbles. Ride shares were summoned. 

The Dallas Cowboys now own Netflix. Cash gets his chest removed. Busty bass lessons. 

Marc Maron definitely is a Cirquaholic. Potato chips from around the globe. Taylor Swift leaves a message on our answering machine. 

The Deep Ellum cyclical saga resumes. Artistic pottery boobs for you. When did you last shart?

We say goodbye to the ol' wet gal. Maddog's Matcha Time. The REAL reason the Cowboys have sucked for a generation. 

Someone got caught with their hand in the Ticket Reddit cookie jar. Batman Chicken Nuggets. Did Matthew McConaughey call in?

Old Dad Arithmetic. Cash Forgets What Things Are. WNBA Rubbery Bouncy Things.