Chase escorts herself on a life changing trip to the beach, thus inspiring iconic topics such as baby seagulls and cantaloupe. 

An unprecedented expos into elevators, escalators and stairs. Has anyone ever dared have the stamina to explore all three of these topics at once? I would bet my life they have not. 

Chase's Christmas Tree Lot co-star, Berkeley L. Goldschmidt checks in from literally, Indiana, where he is in his first year of college, more specifically in the Kelley School of Business. A college campus in a pandemic? Covered it. Berkeley's unprecedented loyalty to United Airlines? Covered it. All that, plus more. 

Chase is joined by a left handed guest, her boyfriend and gorgeous social butterfly, Donny Divanian. Social etiquette is covered, the Census is touched upon. Caiman make an appearance. 

Temps reach triple digits, sending Chase spiraling into an unprecedented story about the time she nearly fainted in St. Petersburg on Warped Tour. A VistaPrint mug update as well as a ropes course analogy ensues. 

Chase absolutely shatters the glass ceiling by changing up the format, and somehow finds the strength to field questions and general inquiries. All this plus a dilemma involving a pair of too tight Nike shoes. An experience on the Vistaprint website is discussed at length. 

Is there any topic Chase won't discuss? In this week's scorcher of an episode, she boldly takes on cheeseboards; string cheese is praised while olives are absolutely torched. 

Chase has some choice words for people who love tea, and they're not great ones. 

Chase composes an email to people who stay til the end of the credits in movies... chaos ensues.