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Gum, anyone? Chase finds the time to provide a dissertation on the subject of gum: Brands, flavors as well as etiquette are covered more extensively than anyone would like. Another monumental trip to the beach is unpacked. In the words of Chris Martin, Coldplay frontman and ex-husband of Gwyneth Paltrow, "Nobody said it was easy... no one ever said it would be this hard." 

Chase is joined by comedian, writer, and Douglas Fir connoisseur, Billy Scafuri on this gorgeous yet stressful first week of November. Cheese is discussed at length as well as their shared podiatrist, Dr. Keith Gurnick. 

Episode 12 traipses onto the scene as chaotically as a Walgreens opening across the street from a Rite Aid. A particularly windy day sends Chase catapulting down memory lane to her first, late in the game, bee sting, as well as her unprecedented fear of keys and locks (not a metaphor). Later in the episode, she finds herself in the throes of a trying tale about her recent experience with a 40% off one item coupon at CVS. "Episode 12 took me to places in my soul I had long since forgotten." - Linda Turey of the Rhode Island Gazette 

Chase has a conversation with the artist formerly known as Aunty Anne as well as engages in a harrowing tale about a waitlisted Zara item, the concept of wool, as well as a rare glimpse into her time abroad in Israel. "Absolutely not to be missed" - The Delaware Times

Chase pulls out all the stops for the colossal milestone that is episode 10. Including but definitely not limited to: The reveal of Berkeley Goldschmidt's middle name, an Urban Outfitters transaction gone wrong, as well as an update on the Quiznos mug debacle. This episode is rated W for "Wild."

Chase escorts herself on a life changing trip to the beach, thus inspiring iconic topics such as baby seagulls and cantaloupe. 

An unprecedented expos into elevators, escalators and stairs. Has anyone ever dared have the stamina to explore all three of these topics at once? I would bet my life they have not. 

Chase's Christmas Tree Lot co-star, Berkeley L. Goldschmidt checks in from literally, Indiana, where he is in his first year of college, more specifically in the Kelley School of Business. A college campus in a pandemic? Covered it. Berkeley's unprecedented loyalty to United Airlines? Covered it. All that, plus more. 

Chase is joined by a left handed guest, her boyfriend and gorgeous social butterfly, Donny Divanian. Social etiquette is covered, the Census is touched upon. Caiman make an appearance. 

Temps reach triple digits, sending Chase spiraling into an unprecedented story about the time she nearly fainted in St. Petersburg on Warped Tour. A VistaPrint mug update as well as a ropes course analogy ensues.