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   Number 1: 367: Raw Oysters, Food Recalls & the Stories Ruining Our Appetite | Dam Internet, You Scary!

   SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSORS: BETTERHELP: https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS BLUECHEW: https://www.BlueChew.com, promo code DIYS STORYBLOCKS: https://www.storyblocks.com KIKOFF Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/diys today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are running on fumes after a marathon day filming their first independent project — but Dam Internet, You Scary! still has plenty to get into. They break down what it took to shoot 32 of 41 planned scenes in one day, the cast and crew who stepped up to make it happen, and why creators may be better off making the project themselves instead of waiting for Hollywood to say yes. Then the internet takes over: a major earthquake hits during surgery in Japan, Tahir and Patrick debate college and practical education in the creator era, a long list of food recalls makes everything in the kitchen feel suspicious, and a Vegas hotel story leaves them wondering where marketing ends and deception begins. Also in the episode: sexually transmitted Shigella, hygiene debates, a sperm donor lawsuit, a terrifying glass bridge incident, contaminated raw oysters, sushi paranoia, and why one viral video isn't enough to build a sustainable creator career. In this episode: 00:00 They Survived a 15-Hour Shoot 03:27 Getting a 58-Page Script at the Last Minute 06:24 32 Scenes Down, 9 to Go 08:18 BetterHelp 10:48 Doctors Protect a Patient During an Earthquake 12:38 Is America Still Leading? 16:34 College, Influencers & Growing Up 19:39 What It Really Takes to Be a Content Creator 22:19 BlueChew 24:04 How Is This Much Food Being Recalled? 29:02 Texas THC Laws, Politics & Immigration 32:32 Remembering America's Racist Restaurant History 34:42 Sexually Transmitted Shigella?! 36:32 The Great Booty-Washing Debate 41:00 The “Genius” Sperm Donor Lawsuit 44:13 Can Phobias Run in Families? 46:10 Hayden Panettiere & Neutrogena Discussion 49:50 Storyblocks 52:22 The Vegas Hotel Listing Story 55:17 “Stop What You’re Doing” 59:04 Kikoff 01:02:04 Glass Bridge Panels Blow Out 01:04:02 Raw Oysters & Permanent Brain Damage 01:06:27 Sushi Suddenly Looks Different 01:08:10 A Big Film Festival Announcement 01:10:38 Stop Waiting for Someone to Fund Your Idea 01:14:05 Tubi and Independent Creators 01:14:32 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows & Projects 01:16:03 Outro

   August 20, 2026·1h 17min
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   Number 2: 370: What Animal Would You Fight For A Million Dollars? on DIYS

   Sponsor Links: PrizePicks: Football is back! Get in on the action and win your first $5 lineup to receive $150 instantly in Lineups! Sign up here: 👉 https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS. Cash App: Download Cash App Today: 👉 https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. BlueChew: BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Get your first month FREE (just pay shipping) when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold with promo code DIYS at BlueChew.com. 👉 https://www.BlueChew.com Ultra Focus Pouches: Don't sleep on Ultra Pouches. New customers get 15% Off with code DIYS at takeultra.com! 👉 https://www.TakeUltra.com #Ultra Pouches #ad" Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! We take a deep dive into some genuinely shocking news, starting with a food industry warning about ground beef and the reality of how processed foods are handled. From there, we cover the miraculous story of a Staten Island man who survived a direct lightning strike on his way to the dentist, and investigate a bizarre case in Greece involving a woman accused of starting wildfires just to catch the attention of firefighters. Plus, we tackle the eternal internet debates: can you actually die from being tickled, and could you realistically win a 1v1 fight against a chimpanzee? We also touch on some of the stranger headlines of the week, including R. Kelly's petition for a presidential commutation and a look at the latest Space Force uniform updates. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

   September 10, 2026·1h 15min
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   Number 3: 369: Black Childhood Rules, Another NFL Scammer Exposed and Rabid Bats on DIYS w/ Donny Comedy

   Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Sign up at MyBookie https://www.mybookie.ag with promo code DIYS and start your season off with a win. Bet on Anything. Anytime. Anywhere. Tahir Moore welcomes comedian, writer, and father Donny Comedy to Dam Internet, You Scary! to break down the wildest news stories trending across the web. Donny shares his hilarious theory on how to guarantee having a baby boy, navigating morning breath rules in marriage, and strict childhood upbringing rules. The duo dives deep into crazy real-world headlines, including a father leaving his 7-year-old son alone on Mount Fuji to keep hiking, rabid bats taking over a Pasadena park, a scammer who faked a whole NFL career, a mysterious floating island in British Columbia, and a mukbang YouTuber who ordered 20 meals on a single 15-hour flight. Plus, Donny explains wild college drink recipes like the "Jackson 5" and "Charged Up Hulk". Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly comedy breakdowns of the internet's strangest stories. Follow the Host & Guest: Host: Tahir Moore @tahirmoore Guest: Donny Comedy IG @donny_comedy / YouTube: @DetroitDonnyComedy #DamInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #DonnyComedy #Podcast #Comedy #newsbreakdown 00:00 - Intro & Weathering LA Heat w/ Donny Comedy 01:30 - Donny’s "Secret Rules" to Guarantee Having a Boy 06:48 - Morning Breath Rules & Marriage Survival 07:45 - Father Leaves 7-Year-Old Alone on Mount Fuji 10:20 - Black Childhood Rules: Never Ask for Food at Relatives' Houses 12:54 - Grocery Store Discipline & The Clapping Technique 14:26 - Rabid Bat Warning Issued in Pasadena Park 15:39 - Vasectomy Rules & Basic Personal Hygiene 18:00 - Aging Dogs, Hearing Loss & Life Lessons for Kids 21:41 - Cash App Sponsorship 25:18 - Fake NFL Player Fakes Career & Scams Investors 32:15 - Prison Scammers & Fleece Johnson ("Booty Bandit") Stories 36:56 - MyBookie Sponsorship 38:29 - Suspect Dies of Cardiac Arrest Hiding Body in Woods 40:58 - Therapy, Emotional Control & Growth in Marriage 47:35 - Massive Floating Island Appears & Disappears in Reservoir 50:18 - Deep Ocean Fears & Thalassophobia 52:54 - Mukbang YouTuber Orders 20 Meals on a 15-Hour Flight 55:04 - Guy Fieri Conspiracy & Boiling College Liquor ("The Jackson 5") 01:01:21 - The Fake NFL Player Name Mix-Up 01:03:00 - Donny Comedy Socials & Tahir Moore Stand-Up Tour Dates Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

   September 03, 2026·1h 6min
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   Number 4: 368: From Humanoid Robots to a Real-Life Power Ranger Crime Story on DIYS

   Sponsors Mint Mobile https://www.mintmobile.com/diys PrizePicks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! GLD New customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.gld.com Quince Visit https://www.quince.com/diys Humanoid robots are running faster, boxing, and getting better every year — so naturally Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud start planning for the robot apocalypse. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick get into humanoid robot competitions, AI fears, the economy, food and restaurant safety, tipping and delivery-app prices, a reported Power Rangers-related burglary story, and whether it might finally be time to move somewhere and start a farm. Then the conversation gets more personal. Tahir talks about getting older and reconsidering what success actually means: Does he still want maximum Hollywood fame, or would making great work for an audience that genuinely cares be enough? That leads to a conversation about comedy as a craft, short attention spans, IRL streaming, artistic freedom, celebrity, privacy, and why artists like Yasiin Bey, Erykah Badu, Curren$y, and Terence Crawford represent a different kind of success. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Humanoid Robots Are Getting Way Too Fast 01:33 What Happens When AI Meets the Robots? 04:42 Economic Anxiety and the “Stop Paying Bills” Plan 11:07 The World Humanoid Robot Games 13:17 Our Apocalypse Plans Have a Problem 14:43 Would You Get Robot Body Parts? 17:17 The Great Bill-Paying Boycott Debate 20:03 Mint Mobile 22:44 People Are Smoking Scorpions? 24:22 A Different Way to Think About Giving 26:45 Texas Roadhouse Allegations 29:55 Why Tahir Is Tired of Eating Out 30:30 Tipping, Wages and Restaurant Prices 36:45 PrizePicks 39:09 The Former Power Ranger Burglary Story 41:18 Pitching the “Robber Rangers” Movie 43:47 LA Restaurant Health Closures 45:09 The Problem With Food Delivery Apps 48:00 Could Tahir Leave Hollywood for a Farm? 50:02 GLD 52:05 Rethinking the Dream 53:33 Getting Older Changes Your Definition of Success 55:30 Drake, Yasiin Bey and Art vs. Celebrity 57:15 Finding the Right Level of Fame 1:00:49 Quince 1:03:54 Why Some Concert Crowds Feel Different 1:04:51 IRL Streaming and Clout Culture 1:05:31 Comedy Still Requires the Work 1:08:00 Every Entertainment Industry Has This Problem 1:09:00 Terence Crawford and Success on Your Own Terms 1:09:42 Knowing When Enough Is Enough 1:12:16 One Last “Stop Paying Bills” Plan 1:14:15 Patrick and Tahir’s Upcoming Projects 1:16:48 Outro

   August 27, 2026·1h 18min
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   Number 5: 366: Hecklers, Fake Podcast Drama & the Race to Go Viral on Dam Internet, You Scary!

   Sponsored by Factor. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50 percent off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026. Sponsored by Mint Mobile. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys. Sponsored by IndaCloud If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud get into the strange new rules of going viral: hecklers trying to become part of the show, comedians manufacturing audience moments, podcasts staging drama, and the uncomfortable question of whether simply making good content is still enough. They even put the theory to the test with their own intentionally staged podcast confrontation. Elsewhere, the guys react to a jet ski crash at Lake Lanier, a man surviving a jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, two Forest Service employees being taken hostage, a rare shrimp-virus story, Switzerland’s surprisingly strict guinea pig rules, and the never-ending battle between frightening headlines and common sense. Tahir also looks back on sleeping in a running car during an early comedy audition trip, appearing on MTV’s Yo Momma, and the roasting culture surrounding the early All Def days. Subscribe for more Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud. 00:00 Phoenix Heat and Sleeping in a Car for Comedy 02:24 MTV Yo Momma and the Reality of Reality TV 04:12 How Roasting Changed the All Def Culture 05:48 Kids, Parenting and Seventh Grade Chaos 10:02 Looking Back at the DIYS Backlog 12:06 Factor 15:02 The Lake Lanier Jet Ski Crash 20:24 A Brooklyn Bridge Jump With a Trash Bag 22:48 A Heckler Gets Removed From Tahir’s Show 24:30 Are Viral Crowd Clips Creating More Hecklers? 28:38 Scripted Drama and Manufactured Viral Moments 30:08 Tahir and Patrick Stage Their Own Fake Podcast Drama 32:30 Mint Mobile 35:46 Forest Service Employees Taken Hostage 40:27 The Shrimp Virus Story 41:59 Tahir Refuses to Give Up Taco Bell 44:07 In The Cloud 47:11 Switzerland’s Guinea Pig Rule 50:26 Can Domesticated Animals Become Depressed? 52:32 Pet Laws and a Government-Control Detour 54:34 Politics, Protest and America’s Relationship With Conflict 57:16 Why Negativity Beats Positive Content Online 59:07 Tahir and Patrick’s Upcoming Projects 01:00:33 Outro #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #Podcast #LivePodcast #ComedyPodcast

   August 13, 2026·1h 1min
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