Dear Albie

Caroline and Al are back and we're opening up the mailbag full of your quarantine questions! Is it okay to not feel bad about missing senior year milestones? Have you played Dear Albie Quarantine BINGO? Have you ever been told you don't deserve Christmas presents?

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It's our latest quarantine special, starring Al and Albie! Dad talks about how the quarantine is affecting the Brownstone and reveals he's currently forgoing his salary to help pay the staff. PLUS, the story of the 36-inch white cock temporarily shorts out Albie's brain; we answer a listener question about a sugar hoarder at the local Aldi; and another listener "question" about a shart in Target while wearing a short skirt.

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We're back! And Caroline and Albie are here with an update on how The Don is handling quarantine, her secrets to keeping it together, and a mailbag question that has nothing to do with lockdown!

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Chelsea is back for a fourth straight show! And we are moving off coronavirus stuff and on to...

-Albie depriving everyone of water

-a woman who works in a mattress store and has to keep covering for someone who can't drive in the rain because of a car accident...from 35 years ago

-Albie and Chelsea reminisce on the time they went to the Museum of Sex and bounced on boobs

-a red-headed listener wonders why guys don't compliment her in bars on her beautiful red hair

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Chelsea "meets" Candice in our third day of quarantine shows... and it's only because Caroline finally lifted the "social distancing" measures on Candice because she flew to Orlando with the cheer team -- despite everything else in the world being canceled.

PLUS: Chelsea addresses the "engagement pink" nail polish; her thoughts on everyone saying Albie set up vacation like they were going to get engaged; and more!

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We open up the quarantine mailbag and meet Stephanie, whose family is ditching her Mexican wedding...BUUUTTT HERE'S THE TWIST: the coronavirus is likely going to thwart her plans and move the wedding to the U.S... so should she re-invite them? Plus Chelsea's getting a lot of compliments on her voice (and her drawing skills) and did Albie rip-off Ellen Degeneres?

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What happens if you discover your husband has been stealing Mike Birbiglia's standup routine as his own day-to-day jokes? We get a question about it in the first of our Quarantine Specials, from mom and dad's basement.

PLUS: Albie's girlfriend Chelsea meets Chris. Is that Gator-Ade color yellow or green? Albie did a weird thing with song lyrics to his friend! And more!!

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First off... nobody worry -- we have all the cheese we need to get through this quarantine thanks to Vito.

Caroline helps Albie answer a timely question about some siblings who aren't very tight. And she gets at him and Lauren for texting her separately about a fight they had earlier in the week. Plus: it's impossible to fight with Al Manzo aaaand we didn't watch the reunion but we have a teaser!!

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It's the coronavirus (and accidentally sending a BJ video) episode!

-Is Candice's cheer trip to Florida going to be cancelled?

-Boss Jules is a germaphobe and has a quickly-dwindling and pillaged drawerful of wipes and Purell

-We answer a question about an accidentally-sent BJ video, which Albie calls "the gold standard" of listener emails.

-New rule: when something messed up happens to you, you come to us first!

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So we thought, "let's do a Sunday dinner episode," since everyone is home and hanging out and the studio is in the basement. BAD IDEA. Lauren gets drunk, Chris is an enabler, and things devolve pretty quickly... then go downhill from there. Nobody is safe, not even Hall & Oates.

WARNING: This episode is much more explicit than the others.

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