Oh man. OHHHH MAN. We've dug up new old advice questions...and you'll never forget the line, "my husband thinks it's swell." Plus, a behind-the-scenes bonus commentary from Chris, we open the mailbag and set a new bar for listener questions, and so much more. Send in your "milke" questions! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Chris is running late, so Albie starts the show without him and dives into old advice questions on tardiness. Plus, Albie recalls his first time trying weed in Colorado, a crazy story that includes teleportation, Jurassic Park, room service, and a hotel roof. Joined by Hoda, the founder of Molly's Milk Truck, we tackle everything from sexless relationships to showing up exactly on time to dinner parties. Send in your questions to [email protected]! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Albie welcomes back his mom, Caroline, and we open up the mailbag with topics including their relationship with the adorable Markie, dancing with Danielle Staub, some Manzo'd insider insight, the time Albie was kicked in the head at Cirque du Soleil, which Housewife Caroline would start a business with, some love for the Wakile family, modern parenting, dating women with kids, and more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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We're going back to the mailbag and answering listener questions, which gets us topics like Albie's cryptic Instagram captions and overdoing Markie photos, Chris gets two Cajun accent requests, we reveal a Ham Game secret, we answer a question about the relationships on RHONJ, Australian toilets vs. American toilets...and more! Subscribe to never miss an episode! And send in your questions to [email protected]. YAY! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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We have a catfish update! She mayyy have shown up to Chris' restaurant last week...we're not sure. But Albie has been in contact, and there will be a podcast appearance soon. Plus, how do Albie and Chris react to a listener mail question about dating fans of the Real Housewives? Would they date a divorcee? AND we got listener mail about prison pen pal relationships so we dug up some old Dear Abby columns dealing with the subject. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Albie calls an emergency podcast session with Chirs and Alex, because he was catfished and doesn't know what to do. Should he cut off all communication? Do we invite her over to Chris' apartment and have her on the show? PLUS, Albie reveals a tip he learned from Chris on how to find out who owns that mystery number texting you, without having to pull the "new phone, who's this?" line. (Alex = mother.ofvegans on Instagram) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Thanksgiving manners, Albie brings too many women home to meet mom, a slaughterhouse protest, and more. Albie and Chris are celebrating Thanksgiving, and we've invited Alex Lafata back for the fun! In this episode, we tackle family feuds at Thanksgiving, Alex's planned slaughterhouse protest, appropriate Thanksgiving dress, Albie has brought a massive number of women home to meet his mom, Thanksgivings at the Brownstone, and how do you pronounce "ogle"? Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Albie and Chris talk about Joe Giudice, they share production secrets, and would the Manzos return to RHONJ? Plus, a mailbag question about their Millionaire Matchmaker experience, another about Albie's shirtless photos, and a big teaser at the end. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Chris and Albie are back in Hoboken at Chris' makeshift podcast studio (his living room), and this has pushed Chris to the edge. Plus, does Albie hate blondes? Chris inadvertently invents political debates, we answer a Dear Abby question about concert ticket etiquette, and we tease a Housewives episode coming up! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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Mom returns to the show! ...and we tiptoe the fine line between chaos and advice by answering listener emails. Special episode from our new studio at Chris' apartment (excuse the audio blips), which was rearranged with mom's touch minutes before we went live.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

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