Dear Pod,

GUEST ALERT! Masks are slowly coming off. The grass looks a little greener. The sky is a little bluer and all I want to do is DANCE! Get out your tap shoes and let's learn today's combination as we welcome Tony Award Winner, CADY HUFFMAN, into the Maha'a Tiki Dance Studio. If we do our job right, we will all have shin splints by the end of the episode. Now. First position. And... 5, 6, 7, 8!

Get ready to dig, prune and seed. Because, this week we're visiting the GARDEN. In that pot is the rare Dear Abby letter where a man sings to his tomatoes. And wilting in the pot next to it is the popular Ann Landers letter that wants you to shut up around your plants. Just remember, everything looks better when surrounded with mulch. Including this week with DEAR POD!

Don't let the title throw you. We're just GRABbing some BAGs today. Wow, that somehow seems worse. Anyway, when was the last time you went head to head with someone about the art of squeezing toothpaste? While we're at it, when was the last time you read up about the art of getting hit by lightening? Put on your rubber soles and get yourself grounded for today's life lessons.

Pandemic or not. Masks or Face Shield. On The Rock or Straight up. It doesn't matter because DEAR POD is fully vaccinated and ready to celebrate its 2ND YEAR ANNIVERSARY. Join us in our "Way Back Machine" as we take another look at the outrageous, horrific, hysterical, gassy and entertaining past year that came to you week after week directly from the Maha'a Tiki Lounge in the beautiful Pineapple Ranch. Please put your seats in the upright position. The celebration takes off in 3 -2 - 1........

Umm. You're twenty minutes late. You keep interrupting everyone and your fly's down. Do you have any MANNERS? Well you come to the right place. By the end of this episode Erin and Patrick will have you saying please, thank you and apologizing for your ground shaking flatulence at the kitchen table. How lucky are you?

The tank is full. The tires have air. That weird pine tree smelling thing is hanging from the rear view mirror. Who's DRIVING? Not me. I need to yell at you from the passenger seat. But we definitely should do the drive thru at the Dairy Queen. I mean, what good is a car if you're not going to use it properly. Buckle up as we merge onto the highway of this week's episode!

GUEST ALERT! Pull out the rabbit ears and attach the tinfoil, cause today we are turning the knob, getting rid of those wavy lines and revisiting the wonderful world of TELEVISION. And who better to guide us through this magical world of game shows, sitcoms and TV drama? None other that TV's sweetheart: Betty White. Nope. Nope. My bad. It's MICHAEL KOSTROFF.

Their breadth of work is so similar, you can see where one can make that mistake.

GUEST ALERT! Start dipping those microphones in sanitizer because the COMEDY clubs are reopening and God knows what toxic hell is coming out of that prop-comic's mouth. Joining us via Zoom is funny lady and host of NPR's Ask Me Another, OPHIRA EISENBERG!. Are Canadians funnier than your weekly church bulletin? Only one way to find out.......................That's your cue. Hit the play button.

Grab that last tube of toothpaste or anything gooey in reach, because today we are GRABbing BAGs. Would you go to a dinner party hosted by your husband's ex-wife? Can I just write an open letter to my children and hope that Ann Landers prints it? How long will it take during this episode for Erin and Patrick to talk about poop? Only way to find out is to put on your comfy shoes and come on over!

Get the bats out of your kitchen and that thirty something year old virgin out of his mother's basement, cause we're facing our biggest FEARS this week. Is Patrick too scared to make out with his co-host? Will Erin ever be comfortable around a dinosaur? Put on your comfy pants and belly up to this weeks bar of goodness!