This week I went full trash-TV-to-education-policy mode after Kourtney Kardashian called public school “dated” and bragged about homeschool like she invented it. And y’all… I have thoughts. We’re talking 1% privilege, educational history, and why calling schools outdated is actually the most outdated take of all.

Then we pivot—hard—to some iconic voicemail chaos, including the loudest poop story I’ve ever heard and a kid who apparently mistook the restroom for a personal performance space. And yes, I ask the most important question of the day: would you ever let one rip in your classroom?

Plus, I drop a bookish resource that I genuinely use and love (and that Courtney herself might wanna look into… just saying).

One teacher shares what happens when your students want instant grades—and zero accountability.

A bathroom story goes off the rails with moaning, shaking, and one of the weirdest hallway convos ever.

I confess my deepest fart shame—and ask if you’ve ever taken the blame for your student’s.

This week’s resource might just rescue your classroom library—and your bank account.

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at Teacherloungelive and Educatorandrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud Education!

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