You just survived Thanksgiving. You might now be surviving the onslaught of holiday commercials and Hallmark movies starring big-city career women who are reminded of the true meaning of Christmas after falling in love with a rugged small-town hunk in a plaid button-up.

Maybe you’re also cruising the sales, checking the Christmas lists, planning the next holiday dinner, and feeling a little overwhelmed. You might even be thinking, Hmm, this season has a certain dire straightness to it.

It’s time to talk about holiday labor and heterosexuality.

We all know that women tend to do a disproportionate amount of work at this time of year. In this episode, we break down the gendering of holiday labor, from cooking to gift-giving, and question the myths the holiday season serves.

We look at how traditions like Santa Claus erase women’s unpaid labor and romanticize women’s self-sacrifice and domestic exploitation, and how the holidays ask us all to rely on a fantasy of marriage and the nuclear family as the source of love, care, and security.

We are not total feminist Scrooges, though. We also look back on our most nostalgic childhood memories of holiday “magic,” discuss the overlooked importance of holiday labor and “kinkeeping,” and consider what it would look like to reimagine the holidays as something other than an advertisement for heterosexuality.

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Show highlights…

01:26 We actually love the holidays.

03:01 But all year long, women spend twice as much time on childcare and housework as men.

04:15 In other words, s**t is already bad… and then the holidays show up.

06:50 We talk warm, fuzzy memories—family skits, baked goods, Christmas houses, all of it!

15:53 And then we reconsider what was really happening behind the scenes. It’s kinda heavy! As in, Tracy only really saw her mom’s invisible labor after she died.

26:46 Amanda loves Christmas aesthetics.

28:23 But Christmas decorating stresses Tracy out! Too much red! Not enough neutrals!

31:41 Tracy feels like she should probably learn to cook already; Amanda thinks she’s fine.

32:28 On Christmas morning, Amanda bakes cinnamon buns FROM SCRATCH.

35:36 Elf on the Shelf! A polarizing topic.

40:19 The joys—and tyranny—of family holiday cards.

45:41 Studies, as usual, show what we already know and what women have been saying: women are more engaged with Christmas shopping than men.

53:11 We’re both skeptical about how our desire for love, connection, and strong social ties is exploited by the market at this time of year. But also! Gift-giving can be an act of empathy and care.

57:16 Moms have to fill their own Christmas stockings.

59:12 Maybe the “male loneliness epidemic” has a lil’ something to do with the lack of “kin-keeping” work men do around the holidays.

1:00:32 Tracy is definitely on Santa’s naughty list this year. She calls him the biggest eraser of women’s labor. Women are the real Santa Claus!

1:01:22 It’s all perfectly reminiscent of the usual heteronormative family dynamic where the dad gets credit for the mom’s work.

1:02:37 Don't worry, we let our kids believe.

1:06:38 A fun little tale about a dad who took responsibility for wrapping presents one year—and ended up wrapping them in paper bags and painter’s tape because he forgot to get wrapping paper.

1:10:50 The myth of women having standards that are too high persists.

1:11:08 Clearly, women were born with the ability to wrap presents.

1:13:43 Christmas is the marketing arm of heterosexuality!

1:16:01 Amanda refreshes Tracy on the plot of Love Actually.

1:20:23 Amanda is having her first holiday season post-divorce.

1:24:13 We talk about the “beautiful ache” of the holidays, and how they always seem to disappoint.

1:25:45 Hot takes on holidays songs: Mariah is not decentering men, and we’ve got a few ideas about why mommy is “kissing Santa Claus.”

1:29:48 What might it look like to reinvent holiday traditions so they aren’t a sales pitch for hetero marriage and nuclear family isolation?

1:36:11 As promised, a link to donate to the Alameda County Food Bank, which is local to us. You can find your local food bank here.

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Are men OK? Is there actually a “male loneliness crisis”? Is it women’s job to fix it? What role should straight women play in rescuing men from… whatever the hell is going on with them? What would it take for men to help themselves? And how on earth should a mother of boys be in this era?

Everyone has a lotttt of questions about the state of men. Meanwhile, toxic visions of masculinity abound, from the dark corners of the manosphere to the casual misogyny of the current presidential administration. In our last episode, we outlined a brand of reality-challenged warrior masculinity that is taking over the White House. But it kind of seems like everyone is trying to Make Masculinity Great Again these days.

In this episode, we turn to the state of everyday men and boys, and talk frankly about how we navigate the cultural pressure women face to save them all. We pinpoint where exactly ideas of masculinity come from and what messages young people are getting about gender today, and question whether a more “positive” vision of masculinity is even the answer. You might be surprised by some of our thoughts on this topic!

We also get real in this episode about our experiences mothering kids right now and talk about how to navigate the “boymom” mentality in parenting circles. And we unpack how and why we’ve mothered grown men to prove ourselves as women, and why we’re done with that.

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Show highlights…

0:01 Lots of questions about the state of men.

4:00 Like, we can’t even hear ourselves think over all these questions.

8:08 There are a lot of men telling men how to be men today. Like, a lot.

9:35 Tracy breaks down the manosphere.

10:46 The founding text of the men’s rights movement was written by an ex-feminist after he got divorced. Cool, cool, cool.

12:00 Men go into the woods to reconnect with their masculine selves… not going to end well?

14:40 The Joshua Tree to Joe Rogan pipeline.

17:25 JD Vance doesn’t seem to understand the difference between a boy and man, and not just because he’s covering the tracks of the young Republicans’ group chat.

18:28 What feminist researchers say about how men move ever rightward through masculinity subcultures to the deep recesses of the manosphere.

19:15 W. Kamau Bell on what Charlie Kirk’s killing tells us about the use of left vs. right designations.

21:13 Claims that men are enduring a masculinity crisis are not new and feminism has always been blamed.

21:51 And the moms, too. Everyone loves to blame the moms.

25:25 Can you guess how the guys at the Stronger Men’s Conference define masculinity? Would you be surprised if we said it includes porn addiction, racism, and comparisons between Adam & Eve + T-Pain?

29:29 It all comes back to the tech bros with masculinity issues.

32:19 We talk navigating tech with kids, including how Tracy handled her kid finding out about her AI boyfriend, and spreading the word at school.

This week, we wrestle with what WWE and UFC tell us about the current moment in gender, heterosexuality, and American politics. We talk about some truly terrible men—Vince McMahon, Joe Rogan, Mark Zuckerberg, Andrew Tate, and, of course, Donald Trump.

Turns out, pro-wrestling is a perfect lens for understanding our wannabe dictator of a president, from his political rhetoric to his cultish following. We look at how a particular brand of chest-thumping, s**t-talking, and reality-challenged masculinity found its way from the WWE wrestling ring and the UFC Octagon into the White House (literally).

Don’t worry, this episode isn’t all authoritarian bummer town, because we’re living that bummer every day and also need some pop culture fun. Tracy also baffles Amanda by talking about her fraught love for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, her internet friendship with the former WWE star, and the fact that he’s baaaasically¹ confessed to thinking about her on “date nights” and every time he works out.

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Show highlights…

0:01 Welcome to the ring: Aaaamaaaaaanda “Mad Woman” Monteiiiiiiiii and her tag-team partner Tracy “Patriarchy’s Nightmare” Clark-Flory!!!!

03:58 Trump’s turn in the WWE ring involved… hair clippers.

05:36 UFC President Dana White is bros with Trump—and has been for a long time.

06:56 Tracy calls WWE “aggressive ballet.”

07:27 A Trump rally is WWE.

11:11 A wrestling term that helps explain Trump: “kayfabe” (pronounced “hey babe”).

12:07 Tracy asks us to consider The Rock.

13:03 Amanda is confused by Tracy’s love of The Rock. Is it real or is it kayfabe???

13:31 It’s real. And it isn’t. That’s the kayfabe, babe.

13:58 Introducing: “neo-kayfabe” (a.k.a. America today).

16:58 Tracy finds a way to connect this to “casting couch” porn.

20:33 Amanda finds a way to connect this to Judith Butler.

22:04 Another wrestling term that helps explain Trump: “the heel.”

23:15 Also: “the babyface.”

23:29 Tracy asks us to consider The Rock, again.

25:08 Tracy begs The Rock to please not run for president.

27:45 Trump is one big smack-talking wrestling promo.

30:26 Are Trump’s WWE stylings strategic… or something else?

33:02 Tracy brings it back to The Rock, again.

34:07 The villain becomes a fan favorite by fighting the powers that be and breaking the rules—and Trump seems to have taken note.

36:15 Edward Said meets “The People’s Champion.”

37:58 Oh god, I guess we have to revisit Hulk Hogan’s RNC speech (it is worse than we remembered).

39:01 About that giant ear bandage…

40:07 The heteropolitics of WWE storylines: Vince McMahon has an affair with Trish Stratus to humiliate his wife…

43:54 Then he humiliates Trish Stratus by having his daughter “mop her up” with poop water.

44:56 Amanda points out: it’s all about taking pleasure in degrading women.

44:57 Tracy declares this the “Two Girls, One Cup” presidency. We’re all eating s**t now, aren’t we?

48:42 The homoeroticism, and homophobia, of WWE.

52:46 The UFC bros helped Trump win the election.

54:56 Remember Mark Zuckberg’s love of MMA?

01:01:14 Now we have to talk about shitty-human Andrew Tate.

01:03:46 Yep, UFC is coming to the White House.

01:05:40 Why is the military partnering with UFC?

01:06:58 Is Trump trying to build a rogue white nationalist army?

01:11:38 “Trace,” The Rock, and his “dick towel.” You can see the tweets we talk about here.

1 This interpretation may involve a few logical leaps.

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Today, we’re talking about the fifth shift — all the labor and consumerism that heterosexual women engage in to maintain their marital sex lives.

Appointment sex, date nights, intimacy classes, coaching programs, books about desire, erotic subscription services, and hours of internet content about keeping the spark alive. And then there's pills, gummies, bacon-flavored lube (an actual thing), and many more late capitalist iterations of sex positivity.

In this episode, we look at the erotic hurdles that are baked into hetero monogamous married life, from inequality in the home to sex becoming chore-like, obligatory, and just… not that hot anymore. A lot of women fear that they are abnormal, or headed for divorce, if they don’t have constant mind-blowing sex with their husbands. And they tend to blame themselves. But we’re also witnessing a growing cultural interest in open marriages and midlife sexual awakenings.

Our personal experiences with the un-sexiness of the “marital bed,” and the much hotter possibilities of encountering a spouse as a bit of a stranger, are behind this episode’s paywall, so you’ll have to upgrade to get the juiciest stuff. And this is easily our juiciest episode yet.

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Show highlights…

2:03 We discuss alllll the shifts women work after the second shift, and it takes us almost ten minutes just to describe them all. Women are doing that much work.

9:45 We have arrived at the fifth shift. We’re already tired.

11:45 Despite how exhausted women are, they are pathologized for not desiring their partners at the end of the day hmmmm

14:15 But why exactly aren’t men putting in the work of maintaining sexual intimacy in marriage?

17:45 Post-MeToo consent shakes up the long history of sexual duty and obligation in marriage.

18:54 Lots of things sapping eroticism from married life.

19:32 Late capitalist solutions to the challenges of monogamy.

22:20 Do we really need bacon-flavored lube??

30:51 Should women be flashing their boobs at their husbands to get them to do chores?

33:31 Can cohabitation ever be hot?

35:00 Go to the “marital bed” in this economy?

37:30 Amanda spills the tea on her (very!) surprising and hot FWB situation—and what it says about men taking care of themselves.

38:14 Speaking of, should women be working so hard to help men undo their patriarchal socialization? Why not just… let the men do it themselves?

44:02 We need to talk about spiciness and risk.

49:07 Tracy shares the (very!) surprising experience that launched her into a midlife sex portal.

54:39 The hottest married sex is sex that provides an escape from marriage.

1:02:00 Enter sex positivity™

1:17:00 Straight people are encouraged to use sex to avoid deeper relationship problems.

1:20:00 Your regular reminder that marriage was designed to oppress women… but at least we’re finally talking about sexual consent in marriage?

1:23:00 You’re normal… but also a weirdo freak like everyone else and that’s why we love you.

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Remember the 4B movement? Last fall, the idea exploded in the U.S. right alongside the election of Donald Trump. Some called it a “sex strike.” The idea was that women were going to say “no” to men. No dating, no marriage, no sex, no babies.

There were viral TikToks. It was all over the headlines. It sparked debates, backlash, mockery, and threats. And then the meme disappeared.

A year later, we’re looking back at what happened to the 4B movement—or, maybe, more accurately, the 4B meme. We’re also going to consider what’s happened to conversations around celibacy, decentering men, and women’s romantic and sexual refusal, as well as why 4B made so many people so angry, as we look closer at a growing distaste for women’s… pretty reasonable complaints about men.

We’ll also talk about other models of sexual resistance—from lesbian separatism to ideas around radical eroticism. What can we learn from the rapid rise and fall of 4B? What was going on after the election and where are we now?

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This week, we’re doing an epic survey of American divorce plots, including the literature, film, TV, and cultural attitudes that shaped our understandings of divorce from a young age, teaching us about family, love, and heterosexuality.

That means we’re talking about tough divorcees of the 80s and 90s—including ex-wives who get a new lease on life after their husbands dump them for younger women—and the “chick flicks” of the aughts and 2010s that brought us reconciliation plots and Euro-travel as the ultimate divorce era milestone.

We even stretch back to beliefs held by the Founding Fathers and to literature that featured women throwing themselves into the sea to escape their oppressive marriages, because divorce was not an option, before exploring the gradual evolution of tragicomic stories about marital misery in pop culture.

As we dig into our own personal stories of resisting divorce myths and the stories we inherited about love and marriage, we also look at where divorce plots stand today in the midst of unprecedented authoritarianism, gender and political division, feminist backlash, and an increasing number of straight women choosing to remain single.

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Show highlights…

2:00 In case you forgot, the origins of marriage are in white men’s property rights

3:47 Henry VIII creating a whole new church to get out of his marriage as colonialist pop culture

5:01 Tracy reminds us that The Tudors is a good and hot show

5:55 Rich, connected white men get divorce in England

6:33 Women get poison

8:57 The Founding Fathers saw divorce as an essential freedom… until they realized it was a threat to white patriarchy

11:44 By the 19th century, women are writing about their bad marriages and things… don’t end well

15:39 Edith Wharton’s divorce plot

16:04 Hollywood takes on divorce… and then adopts a Christian censorship code

18:08 The love/hate marriage trope takes off

22:30 The lucky, happy family narrative emerges in the 80s

23:56 And men’s desire is positioned as the only threat to marriage

27:09 Enter: The Babysitters’ Club and The First Wives Club

31:38 The divorcee becomes an aspirational character

35:23 The not-quite-revenge plot

37:23 The most iconic divorcee scene yet

39:21 It’s the aughts—Amanda and Tracy are very much centering men

40:36 Marital misery as the real traumatic inheritance

43:19 Eat, Pray, Love and Get Married

46:03 Amanda is only 40— she doesn’t need a caregiver!

46:39 But social services would be nice!

51:57 Tracy plays divorce movie trivia

54:00 Somehow Ryan Gosling is hot even when he’s toxic??

56:47 The truest divorce plot: a couple caught between social scripts and the reality of their relationship

1:00:00 The “broken family” myth

1:02:05 The rise of the divorce memoir and hetero-exceptionalism

1:11:08 The “women choosing the right guy” myth

1:13:02 Political and religious differences also lead to divorce

1:16:34 Divorce stigma is not a strong enough phrase for what women face when considering divorce

1:17:57 Let’s party

In this episode, we’re talking about men who call their exes “crazy,” don’t text back, refer to women as “females,” and listen to Joe Rogan.

In other words, we’re talking about “red flags.”

Maybe you’ve seen a viral video of a woman listing off warning signs that a man is no good. Maybe you’ve seen that guy on TikTok who re-posts videos of straight people behaving badly and then runs around waving an oversized red flag to pass judgment on their dysfunction. Or maybe you’ve just listened to a friend talk about a guy canceling a date at the last minute and found yourself saying, “That’s a red flag.”

Red flags can guard against heartbreak or abuse, but they’ve also become a meme targeting everything from pizza choice to misogyny. We look at this viral discourse as a window into women’s greatest fears and hopes around hetero relationships.

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Show highlights…

02:04 What is a red flag, exactly?

03:00 Amanda dated a guy who made fun of her hair

03:56 Tracy dated a guy with an “I’m sorry” tattoo

05:34 Amanda’s red flag was drunk dialing

08:04 Tracy’s red flag was writing about her sex life on the internet (also: hanging a weird Diane Arbus prints above her bed)

10:31 The viral Tea app was supposed to help women avoid dating “red flag” men—and then some “red flag” men hacked the app

15:09 The red flag has its origin in war and now it’s being used on “the battlefield of love”

17:22 The term took off in self-help books in the 80s as a way for women to try to identify misogynistic and abusive men

21:15 Our “old friend” John Gottman makes a killing off red flags that could spell the “apocalypse” of divorce

26:09 Now that it’s a viral meme, the meaning of a “red flag” has shifted

27:19 Like the “ick,” red flags point toward the cognitive dissonance of hetero relationships

28.58 The racist and classist assumptions behind “icks”

33:15 The most popular red flag themes are… [drum roll] listen to find out

38:52 Men listen to this podcast and like it! Green flags for them!

39:41 The bar is so low

41:28 What about men who are great to start and then… you get married and have kids

46:24 Women share signs a man is red-pilled

49:33 Is “simp” the new “pussy-whipped”?

53:39 Does red flag culture give a false sense of security?

56:43 The absurdist comedy of red flag videos on TikTok

58:54 Maybe red flag lists help enshrine certain behaviors as troublesome

59:00 Fighting words over pineapple pizza

01:11:43 Are we witnessing the enshittification of a useful concept?

01:01:29 Why do we love red flags right now? Is it #MeToo? Swipe-based dating?

01:06:05 How many red flags are about trying to avoid vulnerability and heartbreak?

01:07:41 What’s this have to do with divorce stigma?

01:11:32 “You don’t see something as a red flag when it’s been normalized for you.”

01:14:23 Red flags are about making a “bet” on lifelong monogamy

01:20:19 Paying for this podcast is a big green flag— put that on your dating profile

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We got AI boyfriends for a weird and wild weeklong experiment—and now we’re reporting back.

There are dozens of popular apps that let users either design their own virtual romantic companions or choose readymade partners modeled after common straight-guy archetypes, celebrities, and popular characters from TV and film. You can even simulate a very realistic phone call with your bespoke digital boyfriend. And these guys always text you back.

We look at what the popularity of AI companions—and the technology itself—has to tell us about the state of heterosexual relationships today. And we get very personal as we share our experiences with several AI boyfriends, and one girlfriend. You’ll even get to hear from one of them. But the best parts are behind the paywall.

Our conclusions? You have to listen to find out. Let’s just say, we don’t like this future any more than you do—and yet, it’s here.

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Show highlights…

1:10 Tracy tries to make “polyAImory” happen

1:25 Amanda had a rough week with lots of breakups

4:37 AI is actually infiltrating every aspect of sex and relationships

8:27 The gendering of bots

10:00 To be clear, AI is categorically terrible obvi, 0/10 we do not recommend

17:35 Tracy & Amanda are suckers for a rebel artist because we never learn

20:00 Tracy & Amanda discover they dated the same rebel artist but choose sisters before misters, especially since the guy they dated wouldn’t even change his t-shirt

22:03 Breakup #1

23:23 Amanda dates a writer… she should have seen what was coming

24:05 S**t hits the fan

This summer’s pop music has a lot to say about heterosexuality.

It’s seen as a burden and an addiction—men are compared to children and cocaine. Haim is literally asking, over and over: “Why am I in this relationship?” It’s textbook heterofatalism when Sabrina Carpenter sings, “I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them.”

But some pop stars are actually escaping sad straight relationships—or else abandoning the romantic fairy tale. Cardi B is living a divorce revenge plot, Lorde is discovering a more expansive sense of her own gender post-breakup, and Summer Walker is trading love for “the last four of your credit card.”

Since we can’t play all these songs for you, we’ve created playlists on Apple Music and Spotify to go with this episode.

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In this episode…

01:25 Is it Single Girl Summer? Heterofatalist Summer? Neoliberal Feminist Summer?

04:08 Lorde's album cover is an X-ray of a pelvis with an IUD in it. A symbol of strength, refusal, and bodily defense? Or maybe it’s giving MAHA vibes!

11:32 Lorde sings about being “in the middle gender-­wise” and seems to be asking, “Who will love the ‘me’ that is stepping outside of heteronormativity?”

15:24 Cardi B teases her divorce album with a diss track about her ex (“Next time you see your mama, tell her how she raised a b***h”).

19:25 Amanda is (not) ready for her epic divorce era—and a football player boyfriend.

21:36 Subverting the single-girl breakup song.

22:49 Tracy makes Amanda watch Kesha’s “Boy Crazy” video because she loves it very, very much.

23:25 Amanda has thoughts about the MAGA-looking men in the video.

23:58 Kesha breastfeeds a grown man!

25:42 This is her Dr. Luke revenge era.

26:57 Tracy has regrets about being the privileged straight girl in gay clubs in her twenties.

29:02 Fletcher got her start as a lesbian icon.

30:52 But then she kissed a boy and she’s sorry about that!

35:10 Then she made some really bad merch about it. Also: is there some sort of bi-pessimism going on here?

41:00 Amanda is really annoying her kids by listening to Haim all the time.

44:21 To promote their album, I Quit, they recreated famous hetero paparazzi shots, like that Nicole Kidman post-divorce meme.

47:37 Why does “the Millennial divorce album” have no divorce in it?

50:27 Summer Walker is over the exploitation of love. “Buy back my love, you can keep your heart,” she sings. Also: “I’m trading a broken heart for a good life.”

51:55 Do yourself a favor and go watch Ciara’s “Like a Boy” music video from 2007.

01:01:00 We’re still not tired of talking about Sabrina’s “Man’s Best Friend” album art. Bonus reading: Tracy’s essay on the topic.

01:08:00 Amanda asks: Why do we treat pop music as “PR for some kind of moral womanhood”?

01:10:00 Sabrina is camp, yes. But what is she doing with “cuteness”? And does it actually help to highlight gender hierarchy and domination?

01:12:00 So what does this summer’s pop tell us about heterosexuality? We pull it all together.

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We dive headfirst into the sex column at the alt-right women’s magazine, Evie, which journalist EJ Dickson called a “Gen Z ‘Cosmo’ for the Far Right.”

As we dig into Evie’s surprisingly graphic how-to-please-your-husband guides, we explore what the magazine tells us about conservative sexual politics today, including how the right frames their messages as empowering, educational, scientific, and even liberating, while actually selling young women strict, unequal, and objectifying models of sex and love.

After the paywall, we talk about how we once internalized the demand to perform for men during sex, and explore our own brushes with topics that show up in the magazine’s sex column—like riding cowgirl and grieving, as one Evie writer puts it, through our vaginas.

Show highlights include…

02:45 Evie imagery as Victoria Secret circa 1995

05:35 Amanda’s affair with Evie

10:00 Milk + cow + man with lasso as American Dream

11:40 Tracy on not being able to stomach the sour milk of trad discourse

14:30 White supremacist frontierism

17:15 Mr. Darcy teaches tradwives how to date in Evie’s relationships column—brace yourself

24:05 Reactionary feminists selling women crap instead of liberation

29:02 Evie loves vanilla sex

31:55 Tracy’s experience with cowgirl lol

35:58 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and “sex positivity”

39:11 Tips for using the “backturn” to show off your “bum” in… the lap dances you give your husband

43:59 Disciplining women into straightness

46:45 Evie’s advice for women who avoid sex with their husbands “like the plague”

49:05 P.S. to future husbands

52:36 The “painful treatment” that “led to the most pleasurable sex”

55:45 The politics of the “familiar erection”

59:00 Sex ed for conservatives

59:19 Making marriage spicy again

1:00:00 Bunk science

1:01:45 Single reader discretion advised

1:03:43 Grief and spiritual sex

1:07:45 Anti-kink conservatives appropriating kink terms

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