Like a field trip that gets cut short early, we simply had too many people making terrible choices to fit into one Do-it-yourself Disasters episode, so we constructed another. It is not up to code and it keeps popping random breakers and the wall has a bubble in it now but I’m pretty sure it’s fine. Stories include:

The three words you need to make any great story

Dad vs. the Winter Heating Bill

(David Byrne voice) We Built A Door To Nowhere

Your body is a series of buttholes

Florida Dad Turns Bathroom Into “Wine Room”

The sequel to the Legend of Double Broom: Double Ladder

How to turn internet pornography into a gaming system

Visit preownedairboats.com to buy stickers that we don’t recommend you use to tape your bathroom sink back together

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