Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Scott Baio recites his IMDB page on a MAGA talk show! A parrot sings Blue Oyster Cult! A midwestern crematorium answers your questions! The Mighty Mighty Bosstones skank all over racism! Paul Giamatti hunts the Sons of Sam! Plus Gerry from TeePublic stops by with some big news and Brett gets grilled about his family. Also the Pete Holmes bowling show, James Two Back, ZZ Top with cats, The Taking of Pelham 123, Southern hospitality, clown college expulsion, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, that classic scene from When Harry Met Sally, the pictures on the wall at Katz's Deli, Shaddap You Face, Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer, Donal Logue merch, Drowning Pool meditation, and John Waters and the Chipmunks.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*Ricky Rebel Interviews Scott Baio

*Frank Maglio Tico & the Man, "Don't Fear The Reaper"

*St. Louis Cremation

*The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, "THE KILLING OF GEORGIE (PART III)"

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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Legendary actress Jackie Hoffman (Feud, Difficult People, Fiddler on the Roof) joins Tom and Julie for a salute to moms, including the Texas mom who hired a hitman to kill her daughter's cheerleading rival, the Pennsylvania mom who deep faked her daughter's cheerleading rivals to frame them for vaping and sexting, the mom in the Enjoli perfume ads, cheesecake mom, Anne Ramsey, and more! Plus horse names, boat names, prog band The Mizzenmast, Columbo at Mar-a-Lago, marbles, Don Rickles, Yiddish curses, and Brett tells a story about the time he screwed up his Jeopardy audition.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*Interflora Mother's Day Commercial

*Texas mom accused of hiring hitman to kill cheerleading rival

*Cheerleader’s Mom Allegedly Made Deepfakes of Teammates

*Enjoli Perfume Ad

*Cheesecake Mom

*CD-i Infomercial "Little Timmy & The Wrong Button"

*Throw Momma from the Train

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Tom and Julie and Brett attempt to book guests in real time, frantically texting everyone they know and learning a thing or two about friendship in the process. The good news is, this episode features nine very special guests who had no advance warning they were going to be on the show! Plus all the talk you crave about McCabe & Mrs. Miller, the eggs in Cool Hand Luke, Bela Lugosi in No Country for Old Men, Penthouse Letters April Fools Edition, magazines in the Barnes & Noble bathroom, Don Rickles at The Tonight Show, Gonzo vs Frank Zappa, Dennis Hopper commercials, 90s yodeling, Major Biden, Blue Velvet, and the time that someone stole Julie's shoes at day camp!

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Elon Musk on SNL, Ben Shapiro at Home Depot, Jerry Seinfeld Private Detective! It's a brand new Double Threat with Tom and Julie! Plus Jon Daly makes a surprise appearance to brainstorm lyrics to Walter B. Bad and Yakety Vax, Brett crowbars a couple new transitions into the show, and Spencer's Gifts gets LOTS of free advertising! Also Tom and Julie rank rubber bands, Chico Marx the barista, Brett gets injected with Pillsbury dough instead of the vaccine, pretzels, Adam Ruins The Movie, Richard Mulligan, Abby Shapiro's dry asparagus, The Three Stooges reboot with Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro, and Louie Gohmert, Funhouse Rudy, Johnny Depp for Sauvage, alternate uses for plague masks, and the birth of Columboham!

CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:

*Ben Shapiro at Home Depot

*Abby Shapiro Cooking

*Funhouse Rudy

*Miracle Whip Commercial

*Windows 7 Promo Video

*Jay Leno on Television Parts

*Jerry Seinfeld on Television Parts

*Mom accidentally ate marijuana bread

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The Horror! The Horror! Tom and Julie are joined by Fangoria Editor-In-Chief Phil Nobile Jr for a deep dive into your darkest nightmares: Freddy Krueger's 900 number, The Host, The Exorcist, John Landis, Godzilla vs Kong, The Dawn of the Dead, Trilogy of Terror, John Kassir horror con stories, Happy Death Day, Annabelle, Hereditary, and more. Plus Tom and Julie reveal selections from their list of the Top 10 Most Horrifying Moments in Non-Horror Movies. Want to know the rest of the list? Buy the latest issue of Fangoria at fangoria.com! Also Tom and Julie air some long simmering grievances - not enough Apple Podcast reviews, QAnon parades holding up traffic, no Diet Coke at the drive-through, artificially flavored pet toothpaste, scented markers, Improv Everywhere pranks at vaccination centers, and more. Not to mention The Cat Fixer evolves into Catman Brothers, the saxophone toting cat expert/con artist. It's a great episode.

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NYC downtown legends Ann Magnuson and Lady Bunny join Tom and Julie for the 2nd Annual NYC Fantasy Draft: Underground Edition, battling over top prospects like Richard Hell, Sister Dimension, Yoko Ono, and Kim Gordon. Plus Tom and Julie come up with one of their best ideas yet-- a rock musical adaptation of Breaking Bad called Walter B. Bad. And The American Dream Dusty Rhodes, pizza talk, cat talk, Zappa talk, NTFs, Logan Paul, defibrillator pranks gone wrong, Alpha Dog, the ALF reboot with Chris Gethard, and Bill Clinton on Arsenio Hall.

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2ND ANNUAL NYC FANTASY DRAFT BOARD:

1. Andres Serrano

2. Lou Reed

3. Sister Dimension

4. Joey Arias

5. Von LMO

6. Wendy Wild

7. Richard Hell

8. Yoko Ono

9. Connie Girl (aka Connie Fleming)

10. Suzanne Mallouk

11. Annie Sprinkle

12. Kim Gordon

13. Ann Magnuson

14. Hilly Kristal

15. Luc Sante

16. Dean Johnson

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Tom and Julie line up for a classic clip buffet and chow down on listener submitted clips of Marianne Williamson and James Cameron talking Avatar; The Crypt Keeper's short-lived children's game show; David Lee Roth's political cartoons; the rogue helicopter pilot terrorizing one Charlotte NC man; and an anime-themed Domino's Pizza promotional campaign! Plus a new Heckers Flour email! This time Heckers Goes Hollywood! And a serial killer themed pizza restaurant, Billy Bob Thornton and The Boxmasters, Logan Paul's suicide hotline prank show, Brett's tax returns, Tom's favorite millionaires, the WAP fountain but it's a cat, Jackson Galaxy, the worst NBA trading cards, and a great Adam Sandler joke.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*Marianne Williamson and James Cameron

*Secrets of The Crypt Keeper's Haunted House

*David Lee Roth Political Cartoon

*David Thompson complains to Charlotte, NC city council about "rogue helicopter pilot"

*Domino's Pizza App Feat Hatsune Miku

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The Cat Daddy himself JACKSON GALAXY stops by to answer listener cat questions, meet Julie's cat Jimmy Jazz, and go toe-to-toe with Tom the Cat Fixer on the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE OF DOUBLE THREAT! Also Brett makes Jackson Galaxy watch a side-by-side video of his cat Frances and Timothée Chalamet to determine who is the better actor. Plus See Saw on a Seesaw, Dr. Phil secrets, the Bad News Bears of podcast networks, the only true crime podcast hosted by true criminals, Brad Garrett on Jiminy Glick, Back to the Future Part 3 and other choo choo movies, Frank "Cannonball" Richards, new Batman villain Moneybags, and more.

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Tom and Julie talk to three cool kids (Roxanne, June, Desmond) about how to make Double Threat more interesting to the coveted under-10 demographic. Plus plenty of the regular old Double Threat stuff for not kids - Columbo investigates the Manson murders, The Two Jakes, Ed Wynn in Chinatown, Fred Gwynne in Chinatown, the Stop the Steal Pinball Machine, Brett's terrible Twitter, Buff Bagwell, and more.

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Join Tom and Julie for a weird and wild journey through the animule kingdom, featuring farting seals, f*cking tortoises, shoebill storks, chipmunks, hippos, and more! Plus a definitive answer to the question, what would it sound like if a dancing bird of paradise choreographed to Prodigy??? Also Tom and Julie's favorite and least favorite animules, Producer Brett's favorite actor (HUGH GRANT BABY!!!), and another email to TeePublic Gerry.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*Seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe then sinks back down

*Seal farts after looking directly at me

*Tortoises Having Sex

*Explorer Interrupts Mating Tortoises, Slowest Chase Ever Ensues

*Shoebill Stork – Prehistoric Dinosaur Looking Bird

*Why Do Animals Like Capybaras So Much?

*Dancing Birds of Paradise

*Guy's Best Friends With 14 Wild Chipmunks

*Hippo Family Eating Watermelons

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