Election Profit Makers

Election Profit Makers episodes:

• 04.30.2024

  Episode 265: Cricket’s Revenge

  A PredictIt market finally reacts to a piece of news. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 04.23.2024

  Episode 264: The Tortured POTUS Department

  Jon doesn’t want to talk about Kristi Noem. David celebrates shooting UV light inside himself. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 04.16.2024

  Episode 263: 100-Decibel Frogs

  Jon explains why Charlotte is a Gamma-plus city. David explains why Shakespeare was a good writer. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 04.16.2024

  Episode 262: Mama’s Gonna Buy You A Mockingbird

  David figures out how to make $10,000 a night. Jon clanks his huge water bottle. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 04.09.2024

  Episode 261: Tim Sheehy’s Magic Bullet

  Jon mourns the end of March Madness. David counts knobs on his pedals. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 04.02.2024

  Episode 260: Have Faith, Believe, Just Trust, You’ll See ...

  Anything Is Possible. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 04.01.2024

  Episode 259: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 3

  Jon analyzes Duke's tournament upsets. David is upset by the numbers. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

  
• 03.30.2024

  Episode 258: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 2

  David reports back from his big night at the Crypto Dot Com arena. Jon mourns a Duke victory. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

  
• 03.26.2024

  Episode 257: Storms Operate In Your Eyes

  David finally gets to talk about guitar pedals for one minute. Jon discusses gambling in NC. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 03.25.2024

  Episode 256: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: 2024 NCAA Tournament Recap 1

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• 03.19.2024

  Episode 255: Fixing A Bicycle Chain While Pedaling

  Jon gives it up for NC State. David remembers the Bad Lieutenant. Join EPM Madness!! http://bit.ly/epmmadness Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 03.12.2024

  Episode 254: A Pissle-stop Tour

  Jon remembers the last time he cried about sports. David learns about “Fundie Baby Voice." Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 03.07.2024

  Episode 253: Super Tuesday Recap

  This is a mini-episode for the historical record. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 03.05.2024

  Patreon Episode Preview: Tournament of Toughest Road Signs

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• 02.28.2024

  Episode 251: Battle Of The Jan. 6 Games

  Jon and David make a bet about the Michigan primary. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 02.23.2024

  Patreon Episode Preview: Abraham Lincoln Was The Best President: Remembering Dexter Romweber

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• 02.21.2024

  Episode 249: A Journey To Aphantasia

  Jon and David’s conversation about Trump’s new sneakers takes an unexpected turn. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 02.14.2024

  Episode 248: There’s Too Many Buttons Here

  Jon watches Keith Olbermann watching Jon Stewart. David watches Joe Biden watching Taylor Swift. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 02.06.2024

  Episode 247: SEO Optimization Factor (Extreme Mode): Apple Vision Pro, Taylor Swift, UNC Versus Duke

  Jon waits for a hot new tech gadget. David waits for Taylor Swift to tweet about Palestine. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 01.31.2024

  Episode 246: Buying Nikki Haley At Two Cents

  Jon goes even deeper on Hurricane Fran. David shares more bumper-sticker diaries. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 01.24.2024

  Patreon Episode Preview: NH Primary Recap

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• 01.24.2024

  Episode 244: New Hampshire Primary Preview

  David buys more Nikki Haley shares. Jon apologizes to an important Christian. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 01.17.2024

  Episode 243: Iowa Caucus Recap

  Money-Losin' Season is here again! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 01.10.2024

  Episode 242: The Milkiest Way

  Jon sings an old banking jingle. David finally invests in Nikki Haley. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 01.03.2024

  Episode 241: 2024 Will Be The Best Year Yet!!!

  Jon celebrates blue-state college football. David announces his new favorite movie director. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 12.28.2023

  Patreon Episode Preview: Bad Boy Of The Year Tournament

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• 12.20.2023

  Episode 239: Biden And Baphomet Can’t Catch A Break

  Jon celebrates an underrated skyline. David gets confused about fuzz pedals. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 12.13.2023

  Episode 238: Ron DeSantis’s Pedalboard

  Jon ponders musical carpeting. David gets to know Patriotic Kenny. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 12.05.2023

  Episode 237: Who Would Win The Super-War Between All States?

  Jon remembers Henry Kissinger. David continues to lose money. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

  
• 11.30.2023

  Episode 236: More high-pitched whining

  Jon analyzes the Mombasa skyline. David uncovers a noise-cancelling-headphone psyop. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 11.22.2023

  Episode 235: A Midjourney Thanksgiving

  Two drumsticks flappin’ and yappin' Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 11.14.2023

  Episode 234: Biden, Israel, Manic Pixie Dream Girl

  Jon asks about the 10. David holds Tim Scott despite losses. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 11.08.2023

  Episode 233: 60,000: The Number Of People Kenan Stadium Used To Hold

  Jon explores stoicism. David explores the numbers. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 10.31.2023

  Episode 232: Halloween Spaghetti

  Jon wonders about lifts. David remembers something Kool Keith said to him. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 10.24.2023

  Episode 231: Who’s There? Ghost.

  Ghost to show we’re back from our hiatus! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 10.17.2023

  Episode 230: EPM Hiatus Special: The Unknown Guest (A James Bond Mystery) (1981)

  James Bond fights Dr. X, who used to work with Dr. No.

  
• 10.11.2023

  Episode 229: EPM Hiatus Special: Satchel (2023), Mystery Truck (1981)

  He put the mask in the street and let the cars run over it.

  
• 10.05.2023

  Episode 228: EPM Hiatus Special: The Alley Men In New York (1981)

  David tells a story.

  
• 09.20.2023

  Episode 227: Two Two Seven

  Jon explains the missing fighter jet. David names the Star Wars planets. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 09.12.2023

  Episode 226: Wanted Dead ’N’ Alive

  Jon analyzes Lara Trump’s URL mistake. David calls the Giuliani donation line. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 09.05.2023

  Episode 225: We Are Directly Between Two Ancient Sacred Relics

  Jon welcomes the newest members of the ACC. David worries about Tim Scott’s relationship status. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 08.30.2023

  Episode 224: EPM Mugshot Review

  Hello, this is David and I don't know what goes here so I'm gonna leave it blank.

  
• 08.22.2023

  Episode 223: Bodies Bodies Bodies: GOP Debate Preview

  David drafts an NYT push alert. Jon opens up about Vivek Ramaswamy. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 08.16.2023

  Episode 222: Why Don’t Our Presidents Sing?

  Jon and David place bets on whether Giuliani will smile in his mugshot. (Piano music by MATTIA CUPELLI: https://soundcloud.com/mattiacupelli) Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 08.08.2023

  Episode 221: You Have A Plane That Can Only Fly Straight

  David buys more TRUMP NO shares. Jon makes an unexpected discovery about lines. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 08.02.2023

  Episode 220: Vivek’s Got The Juice

  Jon reviews Barbie and the new Trump indictment. David reviews Oppenheimer and Fat Tonys Pizza. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 07.24.2023

  Episode 219: PredictIt Is Saved

  Jon reacts to the big PredictIt news and analyzes x.com's URL. David defends his Titanic decision. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 07.19.2023

  Episode 218: Titanic Vs. The Moon

  Some of us are just gonna float untethered in space. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 07.10.2023

  Episode 217: Pronounced Like “Looting"

  Jon misses Disco. David learns about splooting. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

  
• 07.06.2023

  Episode 216: They Found Cocaine In The White House

  Jon learns about number stations for the first time. David promises no more honking. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]