Strap in. In this episode, we discover a new nickname for Chad/Nips, Emma Watson makes an appearance, beef jerky is somehow involved, Olympic conspiracies, Dark Side of the Moon, Donny Osmond’s jawline, and theeeeennnnnnn we get to actual treasure hunt theories—in that order.

We break down the last six lines of the 2025 Utah Treasure Hunt poem and spiral into beautiful nonsense along the way. If you’re here for serious solves, we got those.

If you’re here for pharaoh-shaped rocks, Princess Peach whistle lore, and Christian’s theory about the Olympics being the secret theme… we got that too.

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Best review on this episode will win $25. You get bonus points for the most creative roast about Christian (review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts).⸻

🏆 In This Episode:

• The nipple comment that won’t die

• A heated debate: Pharaoh headdress or pyramid?

• Memory Grove, metaphors, and data centers

• Christian’s Olympic torchlight theory (surprisingly kind of good)

• Beef jerky on the trail: snack or sacred symbol?

• “Whistle with Princess Peach” – and somehow that matters

• Was Donny Osmond the final clue all along?

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💬 Viewer Challenges:

• Spot the ChatGPT moment (someone thinks they can)

• Tell us what we should do for our punishments if we lose our bets

• Let us know if Emma Watson has ever tweeted about hiking in Utah (asking for a friend)

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